Thursday, April 6, 2017

Squirrel Spotted Hilariously Munchin' On Taco Just Won 2017


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That settles it: Taco Squirrel is the new official MVP of 2017. Pizza Rat/Squirrel WHO?

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Tagged: tacos , pizza , squirrel , animals , win

MLB's Mildly Entertaining For Hot Second As Ball Gets 'Magically' Stuck To Catcher's Chest Protector


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I ain't a scientist but something's not adding up here. 

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Star Wars The Force Awakens Gets a Bad Lip Reading, and This is The Greatest One Yet


The dudes back at Bad Lip Reading outdid themselves with this masterpiece. Star Wars is already enjoyable enough, but this video just pushed the entertainment value through the damn roof. 

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15 Devious Students Pass Around Their Best 'Worth It' Detention Stories In School


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Maybe these rule-breaking, peace-disturbing class clowns got tired of pushing pencils and caved in to that burning desire to stiick it to the man. Maybe their judgments were naturally clouded in a haze of teenage hormones and angst. Or maybe stirring up trouble every now and again is just....fun. Either way these are some quality little glory stories from people taking a trip down the good 'ol formative youth memory lane. 

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18 Memes People in Relationships Will Understand


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Relationships are never perfect, they all have their ups and downs, but nothing can ever beat the feeling of having someone that is always there for you on a deeply personal level. 

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MILFs Share Hilarious Stories of Some of the Saddest and Most Cringeworthy Advances From Younger Men


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What a wild bunch of thirsty, blue-balled degenerates these dudes are. But, I mean hey...hormone-impaired judgment can make for some sticky situations that end up falling well outside what's expected from 'upstanding' members of society. At least the self-proclaimed MILFs and occasional associates, stormed this AskReddit thread to shed some light on those cringe-inducing moments when one dude's fantasy clashed with the cold, harsh boundaries of reality. 

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30 Cringe Inducing Photos That Will Make You Question Reality


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Just.... Why?

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21 People Doing Stupid Things That Will Ruin Your Faith in Humanity


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These are the kinds of people that cut up the exit lane in traffic and dodge in at the last second, as if they think no one thought of that before. They're a bunch of inconsiderate assholes that will make you hate humanity just a little bit more. 

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Watch Shia LaBeouf Get Enraged AF and Get Kicked Out of Bowling Alley Over French Fries


Just when it seemed like Shia LaBeouf might've been pulling it together a bit, and not drunkenly stumbling across headlines and news feeds with absurd public outbreaks of insanity...he goes and pulls this shit.

Obviously, we need a little bit more context here, before we go jumping to big 'ol conclusions. What was in the rageblinded, hotheaded actor's bloodstream? What's that whole bit about the Grey Goose bottle, and the bartender being a racist? Can't wait for this ridiculous story to unfold. 

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19 Disturbing Realizations About Life That People Had


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People shared their deepest and most disturbing realizations about life recently on ask reddit and it's fueling our most recent existential crisis. 

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20 Terrible Tinder Pickup Lines That Make Modern Day Dating Look Like a Raging Dumpster Fire


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This Insane Douchnozzle's Been Sending Same Rage Text to His Ex-Girlfriend Every Day for 3 YEARS


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Just going to float this wild idea out there, but this guy might have some issues. His obsessive dedication to pestering his ex-girlfriend that likely grew tired of his seven kinds of craziness, with the SAME text every day for YEARS is so outlandish...beyond comprehension...cringeworthy, I'm almost impressed. Then again, you've gotta feel for his poor ex-girlfriend caught up in the predicament. 

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30 of the Worst Mugshot Shirts of All Time


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If you're going to be committing elicit activities it's probably best to make sure your attire doesn't scream "Arrest me!". 

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The Daily FAIL: That Last Lap


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It's Thursday bitches, one more to go till the weekend. 

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Louis CK on the Absurdity of the Calendar Year


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This joke comes from Louis CK's newest Netflix stand up special.

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18 Women Share Secrets That They Can't Tell Their Boyfriends


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Even if you try to maintain total honesty with your significant other, sometimes a secret is just too deeply personal to share. 

These Women shared the heavy secrets that they carry. 

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Rugby Player Finds Himself In Unbelievably Shitty Situation During Scrimmage, Is Probably Traumatized For Life


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Brace yourself dudes cause this little TIFU tale is straight rancid, shit-coated, stomach-turning, painful-kind-of-cringe ugly. The guy (thankfully) didn't get too detailed, but even then the mere thought of this going down mid-scrimmage is, well, in every sense of the word, unreal. 

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Stephen Colbert Sharing Touching Moment With His Former Boss, Louis C.K. Is Instant Legendary Moment


Talk about a strong shot of nostalgic good feels. You just had to know these two sitting down to catch up, rehash on times of old, etc, was going to immediately equate to good times. 

Wheel of Fortune Contestant Is So Impossibly Far From Correct Answer, Only Response Is to Scream Your Face Off


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SO far south of the wrong answer I don't even know what to do with myself right now. Was their intention all along to get a momentary spike in viewer ratings by portraying the perils of entering a game show with one's brain set to mouth-breathing, listless gaze 'off' mode, or what? If so, mission accomplished guys. 

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