Tuesday, March 7, 2017

John Oliver Sits Down with Dalai Lama, So You Can Find Out How Horse Milk Can Cure Alcholism


Americans love talking about how important the Dalai Lama's "quotes" are, but not as many know exactly what he does. 

However, while Americans claim to love the Dalai Lama, one government hates his guts: China. 

On Last Week Tonight, John Oliver traveled to Dharamsala, India, where the Dalai Lama lives in exile from Tibet. There, Oliver sat down with the 14th Dalai Lama to discuss his conflict with the Chinese govenment, why he could be the last Dalai Lama, and how to cute alcoholims with horse milk. 

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Watch Two Dudes With Very Tall Haircuts Make and Drink a Movie Theater Smoothie


Ok. So you're not watching this for the talking because why would you have to put up with two dudes asking if "you've ever had nachos at the movies." 

Stupid question. 

Then you get to hear this dude talk about why he doesn't eat and watch TV. It's because an artist chose every second. What a hero. 

Anyway, they drink this thing at about 10 minutes in. Skip around to that. 

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It Turns Out No One On Twitter Knows How to Eat Cereal, So They're Sharing Their Bizarre Eating Habits


Bowl, cereal, milk, spoon are the four components to a cereal breakfast. 

Sure, you can add some fruit in there. Some people even like to add a little extra sugar, which is insane but ok. 

However, I am not here for these freaks below. Whatever or whoever taught them to eat cereal this way needs to be strapped to a rocket and sent back to the moon from whence they came. 

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These Harrowing Tales From Jack In the Box Night Manager Didn't Fail to Kill Desire For the Drunken Return Visit


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These are gruesome, dude. Truly wishing I could unsee half these outright disgusting revelations; but then again, what do you really expect in terms of the whole ignorance is bliss philosophy when it comes to fast food. 

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Cameraman Goes From 0 to 100 On Reporter In Hilariously Awkward, Full-On Rage Rant


The team chemistry is strong with these ones, huh? All sarcasm aside, I'd genuinely enjoy watching these two unfortunately paired co-workers try to make it through a series of news segments without being outright overcome with the burning desire to tear each other's heads off.

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12 Times People Failed Terribly to Come Across As Sane Individuals In the Courtroom


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Behold, one of the few instances I can imagine actually wanting to lend the floor to long-winded tales of courtroom drama and woe, as retold by alleged lawyers, no less. 

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Ratchet Chick Fight Breaks Out At IHOP, Heroic Cop Diffuses Chaos With Taser and Ruthless Attitude


Some wild and crazed folks were having a notable Sunday Funday while out at a fine IHOP establishment in Fort Meyers, Florida. There you go again with the steady procession of explicit behavior Florida. Pull your shit together. Witness the cop who wasn't having any of the messaround, right around the 2:20 mark. 

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People In Melbourne, Australia Are Up In Arms Over Ridiculous Gender Equal Pedestrian Lights


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The Committee for Melbourne, a non-profit organisation in Victoria, Australia launched it's gender equality campaign today, with aims to successfully install equal number of male and female walking signs. Let's just say the pedestrian representation invoked some hilarious, albeit accurate reactions from Aussies on Twitter. 

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J.K. Rowling Back At It Again, Lashes Out and Insults Donald Trump In the Most British Way Possible


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J.K. Rowling would seem hellbent on keeping herself entertained post-Harry Potter through regularly preying upon unsuspecting Twitter personalities, or just Donald Trump all the time. Usually, she digs a bit deeper into the well of razor-sharp and unforgiving witty banter. This particular insult though, is just kind of awkward. 

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These Eight Brave Souls Dared to be Roasted


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It's kind of a dreary Tuesday. Winter's kind of back and it's time to get warm. So cuddle up close to your internet-ready device and enjoy these eight warm roasts that'll keep you warm with blanket of laughs and some people getting roasted to a crisp. 



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24 Mildly Spicy Memes With Just a Little Bit of a Kick


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These memes aren't like some kind of pepper that's going to burn your mouth through the seven rings of Hell, but they do have a bit of a kick to them. In all honesty, they have just a little more spice than the Powerpuff Girls so that we can dip your toes in and test the waters. 

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People Are Tweeting Pick Up Lines That'd Actually Win Them Over, and The Standards Are Miserably Low


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Anyone out there encountering struggles in that crazy little thing called the modern dating game, should feel a wave of reassurance, a stiff shot of encouragement after reading how damn easy it is to pull through with landing an acceptable, successful pick-up line. Basically, tacos are key. Tacos and more tacos. 



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Geeks On Tinder That Didn't Fail to Set Cringe Thrusters To Full With Cheesy Banter


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Well well, these were generally uncomfortable to read through. Does make you wonder how successful their attempts were, or rather, how quickly they were able to achieve 'unmatched' status. 

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Girl's Crazy Party Planning Text to Vegas Bound Friends Is the Epitome of Basic B**ch


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The kind gents over at Total Frat Move received this hilariously basic, hedonism-crazed text from that one chick who is continually seven kinds of lit and turnt, trying to keep from falling off the face of the earth, all the while lending a new meaning to the term 'day tripping' at the yearly summer music festival/any pool party. Let's just hope her girlfriends were ready to embark upon a brain cell-destroying, ride of a lifetime through the wildest, EDM-drenched, tequila-infused pits of that commercialized underworld, Las Vegas. 

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Fast Food Workers Serve You With the Hardest to Make Menu Items, So Stop Ordering Them


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Working in fast food is one of the most thankless jobs in the world. Not only do you work for low wages and disrespectful clientele, but people are actively trying to keep you from making more money by keeping the minimum wage low. 

Even worse than that, it's hard. You're expected to have a fast turnaround on complicated menu items. But what menu items are the worst? For that, Reddit went to the source and veterans of fast food are dishing out their war stories. Check it out:


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Watch This Japanese Mall Mascot Destroy an Electronic Drum Kit


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We all have our favorite drummers. Keith Moon. Neil Peart. John Bonham. 

But me, my favorite drummer is this mall mascot who tears up this electronic drum kit. 

I mean I think you can see why. He's a real drummer at the wrong gig.

The internet loves him to. Check it out:

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Jesus Is Now On Tinder, and His Pick-Up Line Game is Heavenly


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Let's face it, we all suck at Tinder. How do I know this? Because Jesus is on Tinder, and we just can't compete with this. 

I mean check this dude out:

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Dude Spent 8 Years Trying to Breed One-Of-A-Kind Snake Covered In Smiley Face Emojis


I'm thinking the $4,500 value of this uniquely ridiculous creature is shooting a bit low. I mean come on people, it's a snake...covered in damm emojis! Well done, man.

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22 Memes to Snap You Back Out of Your Dismal Reality


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Somethin bout gravity

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The Internet Helps You Understand the Obamacare GOP Replacement Through Memes


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In case you haven't heard, last night, the GOP unveiled their long-awaited replacement plan for Obamacare. To no one's surprise, it's filled with policy that will not only leave million uninsured and penalized heavily for not having insurance, but also give lots nice tax credits for the rich! These guys are nothing if not predictable. 

For the most part, it seems a lot like a plan that was slapped together in a hurry (because it was), becoming something og shittier version of Obamacare, offering similar ideas but for more money and less coverage. Even some House Republicans are calling this thing "Obamacare 2.0."

One thing it did help, however, was the internet, which got 10 CCs of memes comparing the Affordable Care Act with its whack-ass knockoff, the GOP replace aka The American Health Care Reform Act.


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Watch This Kid Pull Off Nothing Short of Physical Miracle By Turning His Feet Backwards


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Guy Recreates What It's Like to Be Tripping Out On LSD


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An Official Tried to Keep This Runner from Her Victory Lap and, Nope, That's Not Going To Happen


Don't tell British runner Laura Muir not to take a victory lap, got it?

Over the weekend, Muir won the gold medal at the European Indoor Athletics Championships. But because the schedule for the events were so tight, officials tried to keep her from her victory lap. 

Then Muir realized she's a great runner. 

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