Monday, January 11, 2021

Tesla Coils Play "Seven Nation Army"


Even if you had a neighbor playing this it'd pretty much be impossible to be mad. Way too cool. 

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Toddlers Arguing In Italian


You just already knew that this video was about to be some fresh, pure comedy gold based off the title of the video alone. There's just something inescapably adorable about a couple toddlers arguing in Italian. 

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Cheapskate Gets Calculator Out On First Date


Louis claims that his whole valid reasoning behind not wanting to tip stellar customer service is rooted in a natural human instinct to want to save as much money as possible. Um, get out of here with that noise, dude. 

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Mad Lads Who Didn't Let The World Get In Their Way


Sure, the world might have its own expectations about what is proper conduct, but the mad lads of the world don't see it that way. Mad lads pave their own way through shenanigans, trickery and bold brashness of all kinds. They may have different ideas of what counts as out-of-bounds, but they're all maniacal mad lads who don't give a dang.

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Text - BF18 @theoldtraffordd Make her use white, open another chess app as white, play her moves and reply with whatever the computer plays... this shit is too easy Aaron @Ayotund3 · 10h lied to her that I can play chess now she wants to play me online, how do I learn chess in 30 minutes?

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Colorfulness - My friend and I pushing stock around Walmart in yellow vests. We don't work at Walmart. Story 8.8k + I 257 Share whitecloud197 . 14h Are you the ones that posted that you have a lifetime ban and have an eye appointment at that Walmart next week and your mom doesn't know? - Reply 1 992 + O Greenkeel . 14h That's me 1 719

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Text - tilthat TIL that the first ever speeding ticket was issued to Walter Arnold on the 28th of January 1896 in Kent, England. He was blitzing through the town at 8mph (4 times the legal limit), was chased for 5 miles by a police officer on a bicycle, and was fined 1 shilling when he was finally caught. via reddit.com halflifescientist glad they caught that sick fek

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Text - @holyfudge I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in I said, "come in" one time and the person went "WHAT?!" vodkaholee

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Sleeve - Cheat on me, you can't even have cold water. A legend. YEN.COM.GH 2 MIN READ Man carries away fridge he bought for girlfriend after catching her cheating Relap$e @therelapse_ You know how mad you gotta be to carry a mf refrigerator.

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Head - albert @albert12798 · 2d i drew the weeknd N O 2,638 17 20.5K 239K く theweeknd e 262 26.5 M Followers Following Posts The Weeknd

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Text - When you shoot your shot, use both barrels New York Post O@nypost - 48m New York Post O @nypost - 48m YORK EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian and Kanye NEW NEW OR EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian and Kanye POST POST West are getting a divorce: 'She's done' trib.al/dYk2Y3S West are getting a divorce: "She's done' trib.al/dYk2Y3S Q1,355 t17601 O 6,613 Q1,353 t17,552 O6,574 Replying to @nypost here if u need me @kanyewest here if u need me @KimKardashian 6:33 PM - 1/5/21 - Twitter for iPhone

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Text - rev. dylan @DylanRoss my 11 year ban from yahoo chess expires today Rnnme Dlavare Nnline Fallure to Connect EDIT A You have failed to connect for the following reason: You have been barred from logging into this room until Thu Dec 31 23:59:59 PST 2020. oms rom this lis OK Giraffe Field

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Face - Top stories India.com 0: 1 day ago Pope's Instagram Handle 'Likes' Another Bikini Model's Sultry Photo, She Jokingly Says 'I Am Going to Heaven' Business Today 0 18 hours ago Pope Francis does it again; likes another bikini model's photo on Instagram PageSix INDEPENDENT Instagram model Natalia Garibotto: Pope Francis 'like' was good for business Pope Francis's Insta handle again likes' bikini model's photc 9 hours ago 17 hours ago

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Collar - Reels If your name starts with J and ends with sre pro oshua, you failed your math test today. mrpapetti • Follow figured this would be the quickest way to reach him. M inal Audio mrpapetti • Ori d TikTo 609kanpe

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Text - y at 8:41 PM When I was in 1st grade (emphasis on 1st grade), I got sent to detention for doing a finger gun. A fucking Finger gun. I was in detention for like, a week, and I was pissed af. I only found out about a year or so ago that I actually was damn near expelled for it, and that my dad got pissed and went up to the school, talked with the principal, and did a finger gun on his way out. Epic dad moment. I'm still pissed about it to this day. Lmao.

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Soil - 4:25 R 0'7 69% O Armin Küpper- armins-art.de Röhrensound Replies Physics teacher here. This is an interesting experiment as we can find the length of the pipeline he's playing into (or least one section, which most likely has a closed end somewhere) Using a bpm counter, I found that the song he plays has a tempo of 104bpm. Counting the measures, we find that it takes 2bpm before the sound he plays is returned to him. Some quick math finds that the actual time therefore is 60(seconds in a

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Text - ull Bouygues 4G 13:04 O 94 % r/AskReddit ... Redditors whose job requires them to go into other people's homes for a living, what's the most bizarre thing you've seen or found? 22.3k 3.8k Share Y BEST COMMENTS nolatime · 6h Realtor here. I was showing a house that was supposed to be empty. I knocked and rang the bell to make sure. Once inside I walked into a bedroom and found the current tenant butt ass naked absolutely slamming on an electronic drum kit in what was a mostly sound proof r

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Clothing - Torey Van Oot O @toreyvanoot CAPTION OF THE YEAR: ANTHONY SOUFFLE, STAR TRIBUNE A University of Minnesota student crossed University Avenue in shorts today. He wouldn't give his name because he said his mom would be mad at him. >

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Text - IFLScience IFLS @IFLScience In 1972, two grad students at MIT invented Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy, a technique for transferring spin orientation from one atomic nucleus to another. Yes, they chose this name specifically for the acronym.

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Text - JAEL @elle91· 2d Dude at my gate at the airport sat down with a 12 inch sub as soon as the first group started boarding and said, "I'm group D, I got this" before digging in and honestly he's the hero we deserve. 3 2710 O 168 YAEL @elle91 We're only on group C AND HE'S DONE >

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Nose - Jalynne @jalynnestratton Never forget when I lived in Florida, I was talking to this guy and found out he had a gf. I found her insta, messaged her, we met up, took a selfie and posted it to fuck w him. He screenshotted the selfie and posted it on his insta and said "both my girls lookin good for real" Both My girls lookin good Loreal Should we bow? Yeah, he's a king. imgflip.com

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Text - brolan: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn't take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I've ever heard of I wanna be his friend

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Amber - greg @norfsidegreg I finished all the ink in a pen without losing it or having it stolen

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Text - Brad You think that's cringe? Italian moms wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Giuseppe 10m Like Reply Giuseppe Fuck you 4m Like Reply

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Text - Michael Wilson • 11 minutes ago My mum said I can only stay up till 10 but Im up at 12 watching this 目

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Colorfulness - ** 8% O 21:09 Antworten RX• vor 16 Minuten Reported for sexual content so that a YouTube guy would come and has to watch the entire 10 hours. 14 回1 Öffentlich antworten... KM TV • vor 3 Minuten legend X_FurryFoxi_ X• vor 1 Sekunde Madlad ... ... ..

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Text - Colorado Rockies @Roc... · 12h R We typically have positive and encouraging words when tweeting the final score after losses. Or some kind of clever approach. Not tonight. We lost 23-5. It sucked. Good night. 975 27 7.6K 70.3K

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Organism - 120 minutes at 300°, and this hotdog has become completely mummified, and smells like fire 13:41 · 1/1/21 · Twitter for iPhone 249 Retweets 54 Quote Tweets 4,057 Likes

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Lip - nike Keita o @nikevsworld @PlayBoikeita when someone say ur joke louder WHEN SOMEONE SAY YOUR than u and get all the credit JOKE LOUDER THAN YOU AND GETS ALL THE CREDIT nike @nikevsworld 20h when someone say ur joke louder than u and get all the credit 0.02 19.4M views From 15:19 25 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,914 Retweets 13.1K Likes 18:50 - 25 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 57.3K Retweets 203K Likes

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Triumphant Times Liars Got Called Out


Nothing quite gets us going like the blatant liars of the online world that insist on trying to pawn off their bundles of lies on people that they just don't think will call them out on their dishonest antics. So, when we see liars actually getting called out for all the BS, it just makes our hearts grow warm. 

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Text - purplemonkey55· ly When I worked at a fast food joint, I had someone call in during the opening shift while we were still prepping everything for the day. He tells me he was just there and that the service was terrible and his order was wrong. I asked him when exactly he came in, he said about half an hour ago. I said, "Oh that's weird, because we don't even open for another 45 minutes." He just hung up without a word. 5.2k ...

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Text - Caedo14 · 1y I was waiting at a red light behind a red bmw. I saw that it's bumper was kinda fucked up. The light turns green and he starts going and i slowly accelerate like any normal human. Then he slams on his brakes and i do the same. Dont hit him at all. He reverses into my car then turns on his hazards and pulls into the shopping complex near us. We exchange information. I am absolute calm. Later at small claims court after rejecting his claim with my insurance: Him: yes your honor

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Text - generator827 • 1y 1 Award My supervisor was talking about my private h.r. meetings to my coworkers at my same level, which they told me right away. Went like this; Me: hey [boss], please don't discuss my hr meetings with my coworkers. I don't care if you tell other managers or my lead, but not my peers. Boss: I didn't talk about that! Me: [coworker] said he heard it from you. So did [other coworker]. Boss: oh. He shouldn't have heard that Me: I agree! He wouldn't take responsibility at al

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Text - BizarreBreak89 · ly Some guys came into the bookstore I was working at during Black Friday and tried to tell me a guy coworker gave them the okay for a steep discount. I flat out told them they were lying because I was the only guy working there....and the only one working there since we opened....two years prior. Every other worker up to the manager was female. And the district manager was a guy but if he gave discounts, it was an email with an attachment with his signature and he would

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Text - Spooty03 · 1y We were on a conference call. A supervisor took credit for all the work in a cross-departmental project. He wasn't even a part of the project; his subordinate, Craig, was. I called him on it in front of about 40 people. I said that even Craig didn't do any work. The real star of the show was Leslie, the intern assigned to help us, since she did 75% of the work. The supervisor got fired several months later for some other issues. A lot of people on the call reached out to me,

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Text - Waronmymind · 1y Went on a trip with some close friends. One of the girls (girl A) couldn't find an expensive pair of sunglasses and was really upset as she knew she hadn't lost them outside. She had a feeling one of the girls ( girl B) has taken it who had already denied seeing them. Started packing up the car when Girl A suddenly demands Girl B to open up her luggage to look for the sunglasses. Girl B gets irritate that anyone would think she took them (we all had a feeling she did) and

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Text - RonSwansonsOldMan • 1y My ex-wife told my kids I didn't pay child support regularly. I was able to lay out each and every receipt for 3 years showing each payment made on time or early. But I wouldn't say triumphant. There are no winners in divorce. 4.1k ...

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Text - Zakkx3 • 1y We had a lady call our store and tell us that our manager had put an Xbox on hold for 40% off and was confirming it was there for pickup. I asked for the name of the manager "I don't remember the name, but it was a guy." So I responded "Yeah, we don't have a male manager at the store, all the managers are female. Also that manager would more likely than not be fired, they can't mark stuff more than 10-% off without it being marked down in the system already." I couldn't like t

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Text - genericname400 • ly I created a binder for a hotel my company owns with forms and templates. I highlighted and wrote explanations on everything. About a month later I go to the property to assist with some things and the GM brings out the binder and says "yeah I just put this together as a tool for us here". I immediately tell him "no you didn't I made that and gave it to you". His face went white as he tried to recover saying "well I added a few things".. He didn't. .... .. Loved the fac

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Text - ohmygodbecky117 · 1y I was at a music festival that requires you to wear a white bangle (green for musicians). This random guy was trying to hook up with a girl friend of mine. He was telling her that he's a musician and that he's playing a gig the next day and that she should come watch. He was using the musician thing to basically get into her pants. I was there with her, listening to the guy and at the end of his long session of bragging and attempted flirting I just asked him why he w

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Text - kcmisery • 1y Only witness not involved, an auto shop angry customer ahead of me was shouting "we been here more than two hours" the shop manager gets out a piece of paper "we printed the work order you signed less than 30 minutes ago" 3.0k

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Text - captmorgan230 • ly My freshman year of highschool there was a girl who claimed to have her drivers license already even though we were all too young. It was pretty funny to see her face when she showed up in the same drivers ed class that you needed to complete before getting your license that I was in. The next DAY at lunch she tried to lie about it again, so I told her to show everyone her license to prove it. She tried to make up some bullshit so I told everybody she was lying and I ha

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Text - common-teenager • 1y A dude was trying to blame two other guys(who are like the kindest souls out there) of forcing themselves on a girl. So i just asked him "how did you know the details if you weren't there?" He stared at me for a minute before saying "she(the girl) told me" he didn't see her standing in the crowd but i did, so i just asked her "hey is this true" she said no and he was the one who tried to force himself on her, dude1 and dude2 were there to save her. 3.5k ...

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Text - lydiebug225 · 1y I had a customer once call and say she had bought these ice cream sandwiches the week before and they were all freezer burned. She was super aggressive and was yelling, so I very politely confirmed the exact product she bought- she yelled, "Yes that one! That's what I've been telling you!" And I said, "Ma'am we discontinued those six months ago." She stuttered a bit and hung up. I was nineteen, it was my first job, and it was SO SATISFYING. 296 •..

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Text - danyelviana • 1y Once I called out a councilwoman lying on the radio, she lied about something I had worked on (public servant here) saying it was her idea, I called the radio station giving a fake name and called her out. hahahah 4.1k ... +

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Text - fjuckthisshit · 1y An acquaintance of mine tried telling another friend of mine we were dating. I told him to stop his shitty lies and stay away from me. Some time later, six months to a year, I bumped into him again and we talked a little bit. He then tried to claim he was dating a colleague of his that I had met. I didn't believe him for a second, so I found her on Facebook and told her. The guy almost lost his job. It was a wierd feeling busting him. On one hand I loved the take down,

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Quick Informative Tumblr Post On Animals' Quirky Behavior


You just never know when Tumblr's wandering minds are going to band together to dish out some fresh and welcomed knowledge about your favorite little furry friends. In this case, we have some fun factoids floating around about why cats insist on rubbing their heads on humans. It's all good stuff. As if we needed any more reasons to love cats more than we already do. Check out another thread from Tumblr with this thread about Hollywood's toxic beauty standards

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Text - mklutz E deedo2313 tumblr. Follow kittykat8311 What does my cat think when I kiss his little head? Does he know it's affection or does he think I'm trying to eat him valkurion-transverse These questions are totes why I follow you, top quality content right here kittykat8311 It's important! spideryspiderygoodness Well it depends. Do you try to put ketchup on him before kissing his head, that would change things :P

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Text - kittykat8311 Yes. I put ketchup on my cat before I kiss his head. steampunkette Fun bit of info! Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they're getting their scent on you because they know that you're a family, but you smell "Funny" compared to them. They're trying to make you smell like their family. If your cat allows you to kiss their little head, it's because they're accepting - your- scent, and being part of yo

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Text - rutabegaville This why they boop you. :) mouseymoon Fact: In animals that have communal grooming as part of their behavior, sticking your face in their face for kisses/boops doesn't bother them at all because they know you're not going to eat them. But, with frogs (and other animals you shouldn't be putting your mouth on) that do not have communal grooming there's a high chance their first reaction will be "plz don't eat me" before realizing you do not mean them any harm. Also; if you acc

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Text - When humans act the same way, and do not hurt them again it registers as "oh that wasn't on purpose" and the animal quickly forgives you.. It's the animal equivalent of "Don't tell Mom!" kittykat8311 This is also good to know, thank you! laurlaurrdraws Thank fucking god a-magpie-witchling THANK FUCKING GOD. Source kittykat8311 #l am so relieved #animals 133,043 notes

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