Saturday, May 25, 2019

Seinfeld Failing To Make Small Talk With Zuckerberg Is A Cringe Goldmine


"I didn't know a human could make those noises"....Yes, Mark humans in fact make many bizarre noises. 

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Unfortunate Dude Gets Pinned Under Barbell And Then It Gets Worse


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In the pursuit of physical fitness, it's best to know your limits. If you don't lift safely, you could seriously injure yourself or do what this guy did. The embarrassment haunts him to this day. He shouldn't feel that bad, cause this is not the weirdest thing that has happened in a gym.

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21 Mind-Throttling Images of Weird Perspective


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Get your eyes ready for some healthy straining. These real life optical illusions are like riddles for your eyes. First comes confusion and double-taking, then the eventual pay-off of figuring out what the hell is going on. If you wanna see more people playing with the harsh mistress of perspective, then check these out.

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Clueless Anti-Vaxxer Proves His Own Cluelessness with Sick Burn


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Anti-Vaxxers have developed quite a reputation in the past few months for being responsible for the spread of preventable diseases like measles. You've probably heard about them.

 As for this interaction, yeah it's a childish joke but you've gotta live under a rock to fall for it. And this dude did. Hook, line and sinker.

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17 Flirtatious and Absurd Moments From The Wacky World of Tinder


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Tinder is a place where most people go to waste time and feel sad. But that doesn't mean it's all ghosting and loneliness. Sometimes people get themselves into some strange moments born of incredible awkwardness, utter rudeness, and sometimes a legitimate sense of humor. We respect the effort.

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Reporter Gets Quick Thinking Revenge on Interrupting Fan


This reporter clearly had a very long day. To make matters worse for her, a drunk 49ers fan showed up to try and get some airtime. This reporter wasn't having any of it, and upped the stakes in a hilariously awkward way. 

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Insane Customer Demands Refund for Her Own Vase She Ruined


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We're not sure what kind of person tries to spray paint a four hundred dollar vase, but it makes sense that it's the same kind of person who demands that the store she bought it from pay for her mistake. We're kind of hoping this customer is lying about the whole thing in order to defraud the store, but given the stupid-ass customers we've dealt with in our own lives, she's probably telling the idiotic truth. For a triumphant story of an employee who actually gave an awful customer a piece of their mind, check out this cashier who told off a Karen and lived.

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Panicked Guy Interrogates Girlfriend over Stinky Sock Mystery


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What starts as a confusing mystery ends as a relationship-changing bombshell. What a rabbit hole. To be honest, we wouldn't know what to do in this situation either. If you wanted to see some relationship red flags people have overlooked, check out this list here.

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A Quick Twitter Thread Honoring Adorable Tiny Lab Ware Treasures


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Tiny lab ware are the most adorable little treasures on the planet. Yay tiny science! These are just too cute to handle. Brace yourself for max levels of scientific cuteness in this Twitter thread. Sometimes we need a little break from all the fails. 

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17 Amazed People Share The Most Superhuman Things They've Seen Anyone Do


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Never underestimate the power of adrenaline, in helping you perform some heroic tasks! These people caught themselves in the middle of some seriously high pressure situations; from there they pulled off some seriously superhuman feats. 

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Quentin Tarantino Snaps At Reporter During "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood" Press Conference


In the middle of the press conference for "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood", Quentin Tarantino was asked about Margot Robbie's "lack of lines" in the movie. Let's just say Tarantino was more than ready to reject that "hypothesis", and then we can watch Margot Robbie field the question with impressive composure and grace. The hype for this movie is through the roof, and we can't wait for it to come out this summer! Check the latest trailer for "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood" over here.

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Conservative Dad Thinks Son's Girlfriend's Face Cleaner Is a Sex Toy, It Gets Worse


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Hanging out with your SO's parents can be stressful, but the levels of awkward present here are off the charts. I guess the moral of the story is keep your face cleaner to yourself? Or don't be an awkward dad? Not sure, but someone definitely screwed up here. For more stories of awkward, here are people's most shameful and embarrassing moments.

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15 Satisfying Times Dishonest People Got Called on Their BS


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Everyone out there is trying to further their agenda, be it some wacky health BS, claiming credit for stolen work, or shirking responsibility from something they did wrong. Luckily for us, there's people out there committed to cutting through the manipulative BS. If you want more internet justice, then here's 13 times ridiculous liars got called out for their BS.

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Uber Driver Gets Back At Rich And Snobby Passenger


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Oh Rhonda had this one coming! The Uber driver masterfully executed a satisfying revenge on one insufferably snobby and impatient customer. We really wonder if it wouldn't be better to just have called her Karen. 

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