The sumo wrestlingsquare-off between, Chiyonokuni and Takanoyama, showcases what's been suggested in the YouTube comments section as the most humiliating move...ever. And if it's humiliating, or even remotely close, we will gladly share that sh*t back to our audience at Fail Blog!
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Supersonic ejection from a jet fighter can get pretty WILD. Listening to this guy talk about his experience navigating the speed of sound, is its own kind of exhilarating experience. Listen for yourself!
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If you've ever trudged through a difficult language barrier with someone speaking a different tongue, then you might stand to connect with one of these. They're relatable and hilariously accurate!
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You can just feel the cringe running amok in this story of an ill-timed, unplanned discovery. When Mom left her husband at home to look after their baby, childlike curiosity came out to play, and it claimed its prize. And that prize looks a lot like childhood attempts at fan fiction, never intended for her husband's eyes, and baby's ears! Check out more cringe-packed stories from people looking back on their wild teenage years, over here.
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Stupidity and ignorance run amok online. Fortunately, we have people who task themselves with calling out the blatant lies, and unfounded incendiary statuses/comments. I do wonder if we'll ever find a time, when people actually up and quit their bs, online. But I'm doubtful, at BEST. It's just too easy for people to weave a tale anchored in imaginative fiction, online, when they can hide the truth in their eyes, behind a computer screen they post from.
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Sometimes you see something and with your whole heart and soul you wonder "what the hell is that?" Thanks to the pool of geniuses over at r/whatisthisthing, mysteries like this are posed and solved every day. May the internet make it so that we'll never have to not know anything ever again. Okay, except maybe when you find mysterious items in your dad's toolbox. Maybe it'd be best to not know the truth behind those.
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Gotta love these stories. You get to enjoy the drama without having to have actually "witnessed the event." It's all fun and games until you compromise the safety of everyone around you. Not surprisingly, commenters weighed in with their own feats of room-clearing strength. If your in it for hilarious fart-themed stories, try this bombshell moment on for size.
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Ken M's work takes him to the spicy trenches of social media's most emotionally abrasive comments sections. He is a shit starter, but does it in a smooth and cunning way that looks like its own lost art form. If anything, Ken M's typical pokes and prods encourage someone to take themselves a bit LESS seriously on social media. The online world's a place of exaggeration, deception, occasional wholesome, and a whole lot of other BS. It is fun to play around with it, every once and a while!
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Twitter User, @RobynBresnahan, shared a moment between her and her son, where she told him that school was cancelled, and he assured her that it was no problem, cause he was ready to talk about FART CANNONS. Yes! My dude, this 4-year-old inventor is destined for greatness, and it all started with hopping on a radio show to chat about the world's unknowing, sore lack of FART CANNONS. You can check the audio out for that over here.
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A soured Chris Evans took to Twitter to express his hilarious disapproval of Netflix Canada's mustache-decorated picture choice. Of all the pictures that is what they settled on, but hey, maybe Chris Evans in a mustache is how Netflix Canada wants to represent him, to their people. I mean, it can keep you warm in those frigid temperatures up North, during the winter time. Come on, Chris, it came from a good place. And Netflix Canada absolutely stepped up with a smooth recovery.
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Just when you think people can't stoop low enough, they respond seriously to an Onion article. Is it a lack of critical thinking skills? Poor reading comprehension? Zero sense of humor? Bogus knowledge of the real world and an inability to distinguish between fact from fiction? Okay, yeah it's probably a combination of all of these. Anyway if you liked these then here's more times people assumed The Onion was trying to be a reputable News source.
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It is COLD out in North Dakota, but their memes bring the fire. There were zero punches pulled in the crafting of these occasionally dark-humored, allegedly relatable memes about life out in that snow-packed land of icy madness.
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Hey, adults are the ones who write all of these shows anyway so it just makes sense that they'd sneak something in for the parents. Some of these are references only adults would get, others are just straight up filthy. Anyway, after these you may look at your childhood a little differently.
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Here are some tips for how to look like an adult and trick your guests into thinking you have your life together. These tips are counterintuitive, pointless and ridiculous but it seems like they probably work. Most adult houses look something like this, at least in magazines or something. If you want actual bad advice, here are some straight up terrible life-hacks.
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