Friday, July 17, 2020

Criss Angel's Unbelievably Dumb Grand Canyon Stunt


There's just no way that people would actually fall for this. Please, say it ain't so. Say that nobody would actually think that this is real life. 

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Girl Has Incredibly Hard Time Finding Gas Cap


She has the right idea, sort of. If the gas cap isn't on one side, it must be on the other side. So why not turn around? Therein lies the problem.

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Tagged: FAIL , gas , gas station , cars , funny

Group Tries To Get Student To Write Paper Alone, Student Takes Revenge


Group work is the worst. Many of us have been in the middle of a situation where we are weighed down by having to carry classmates who refuse to pitch in on a project specifically designed to call upon everyone's efforts. Fortunately, this student had their wits about them and took just the kind of petty revenge that taught those lazy and entitled classmates a lesson. 

Check out another satisfying revenge tale with this student who did 60% of a group project, only to have the group try (and fail) to cut them out.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/Nuckchooking• 2y + Join Group leaves me to write paper by myself. Ok on mobile. Everyone apologizes for that so here we are. I'm super petty over really minor things so l've been trying to think of stories to share. So assuming this is well received I have about 100 other stories to tell. TL;dr: Group left me to write a paper by myself so I threw them under the bus.

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Text - So this was back in my 4th year of university. I was taking an elective which was a 1st year course so most of my classmates were freshmen. Cue the group work. First assignment and group is fine we hand in our work and everything is peachy. Second group I get is a nightmare group. All 3 of them refuse to do any work toward our shared grade. So l'm doing all the work for this project and the teacher decides she wants a progress report memo.

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Text - The rest of my group decides right away that I should write the whole memo by myself. I'm a fourth year so I can write a progress report memo in like 20 minutes but it's the principle of the thing so I'm irritated at this point. At this point it's worth noting that I had a hunch that the teacher liked me. It was hard to tell just because she didn't intonate while speaking but i had a feeling. So anyways I wrote the entire paper, referred to our group exclusively as Nuckchooking and Team #

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Text - I also wrote about how the group had made no progress because team #yoloswag refused to do any work and how they weren't capable of university level courses. All in all a 3 page rant on how irritated I was. The teacher received our memos and the next class she announced that she was splitting the grades into individual instead of grouped and was giving everyone feedback forms for their group members. In the end I got an A and the rest of my group failed. I think they tried to appeal the g

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Tumblr Post: Kids Worship Teacher's Stuffed Octopus


This quick and entertaining Tumblr post highlights just how silly kids can get in the classroom. Can't blame them for taking a liking to Fweej the Overseer. Dude looks too cool for school. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this post about the cold-blooded freak devil cave goat.

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Text - astaraxia asked So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world. biggest-gaudiest-patronuses teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

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Text - ralsalot I'm not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me "why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?" They're 11 official-lyzzystardust An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, "A little slappy to make daddy happy?"

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Text - I did not give him a high five. myathesleepyoctopus A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said "im crying on the inside"

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Text - E myathesleepyoctopus Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every

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Text - day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.

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Text - Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds. shieldmaiden19 Oh my god I love this. Thank you for letting those kids be the dorks all high schoolers are.

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Twitter Thread: Devious Alligator Lizard Creates Havoc In Garden


This fun Twitter thread takes a look at a scoundrel of an alligator lizard creating pure havoc in a couple's garden. Graham is all about the cold ones. Can't blame him. 

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Soil - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamajama So. We had a massive infestation of pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So we put out beer traps (they go to drink the beer, they fall in.) Then a mystery occurred.. 8:32 PM - Apr 25, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone lessica Ellis Replying to @baddestmamajama We put the traps in our veggie bed, dug into the soil. They were in fact catching a ZILLION pill bugs. Literally FULL TO THE BRIM by morning. @baddestmamajama · 20h And then the traps started to. Move. 2 1

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Soil - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamajama - 20h Alright. So something was happening to the cups. They were disappearing. But to where? 23 74 2K Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamajama - 20h Well, it had been extremely windy the night before, and blowing East. Debris all over the yard. Maybe just the wind blew it into the blueberry bush, knocking out all the bugs and beer?? 27 62 2K Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamajama - 20h .but it wasn't windy last night. And yet. 13 61 O 2K

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Text - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamajama · 20h Something. .something. Is carefully removing all of the bugs, all of the beer, and burying the cups amongst my prized blueberries. And We have a suspect. 6 27 63 2.1K Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamajama · 20h Now you never know who is using your garden when you leave it. In the house I grew up in, which backed a creek, we had a myriad of nocturnal visitors, from a river otter and opossums by the dozen to an unfortunate snake whose HEAD we found on the d

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Text - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamajama · 20h We found out..we weren't alone 0:26 319K views O 119 27 302 8.8K

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Lizard - Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama This Snakey looking fellow is an alligator lizard, who seems to be living in our tomatoes. And apparently, every night this week, has been feasting on drunken pill bugs, washing it down with Coors, and dragging the cups into the blueberries for dessert. 8:54 PM · Apr 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Jessica Ellis Replying to @baddestmamajama I don't know if Pilsner is good for Graham (we've named him Graham) so I believe the feasts will come to an end, but it just goes to show you never know who will show up when you put out beer. O @baddestmamajama · 20h And also we got a drunk lizard to deal with. 126 27 293 10.6K

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AskReddit Thread: Bosses And Managers' Worst Employees


It's a wonder that these people were able to get jobs in the first place. You never know what kind of baggage someone might be carrying when they start up with a new job. If you're lucky and smart about it, you properly vet those applicants to make sure you don't have complete toxic chaos erupt further on down the road. 

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Text - probablynappingtbh • 13h Not a boss but there's a girl I work with now who is bad but not bad enough to do anything about it. I work in a kiosk and she's always walking out without saying or taking 30 minute breaks to hang out with her friends who come visit her. We'll get a customer and while I'm taking the order she'll just be standing on her phone not helping at all. Not to mention she's almost 30 with two kids. I'm a teenager and l'm given about twice the amount of hours as she is.

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Text - Lamplock • 7h Not a manager but an assistant supervisor of a catering company. We have this one girl who is so monotonous and just so slow it's the most frustrating thing on the planet. She's also recently decided to just not turn up for shifts when she pleases, but the bosses won't fire her because we need her for big events. We've got other staff that constantly turns down shifts then writes angry emails in when she doesn't get given any shifts. And then a bunch of other staff that cons

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Text - potatoprincess17 • 4h Kid I worked with last week trained for one day, another girl called to ask where he is the next day. He responds with, "oh yeah I don't work there any more." I respond with, "We'd like a two week notice before you quit, you have shifts you're responsible for." Kid, "yeah, no l'm not coming."

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Text - pocketrocketsingh • 8h The one who believed and insisted that he is way smarter than his peers and others in the company and was actually an idiot.

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Text - Chromatinkerer • 18h My boss had a former employee who he had a disagreement with. The employee started calling his house in the middle of the night and hanging up, repeatedly.

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Text - JudgeSmailsfresca • 4h The "victim" or always "done wrong" employee, forever complaining about the job, but never brings solutions and resists change because "this is how we've always done it."

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Text - Cultured_Ignorance • 18h Always late and always asked when we could take a break. Every day he had some injury which excused him from working hard like the other guys. He wanted to use a company truck to pick up a girl he was seeing to go to dinner. One day he showed up at the job site at noon and said he had court that morning. Never let me know and had no paperwork to prove it. Fired him there on the spot and have no idea what he's doing now.

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Text - WithGravy • 16h Guy who was constantly on his phone. Had a shit don't stink attitude. And always failed miserably with hitting on the female employees, but never stopped.

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Text - NocturneMarvel • 13h Not a boss or anything, but when I was working front line at Boston Market, in a food court, on a military base, we had a worker who constantly glared at customers. One time she went on break before a rush, came back during a rush and yelled "I'm back, bitches." To us and the military personnel and their families standing in line. Hated working with her and actually requested to never work with her again after she yelled at me for being the one person our boss told th

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Text - KavaBill • 7h A girl who is so bad people go to other cafes to avoid her and come in when she's not there. When she is repremanded for making yet another mistake, she will lose a shift and then purposely open the store hours late the next day, killing business, out of spite. She knows we can't fire her. She sleeps with the owner.

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Text - phephelant • 15h Not a boss but my co-worker was the absolute worst. We worked at a horse farm and the guy hated horses. He also avoided doing any work ever. He'd make deals where we'd each do one job and then wait around for me to do mine so that l'd help him with his. Literally made a simple job impossibly difficult and sometimes dangerous and he still is there even after I quit.

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Text - NachOMan_RandySavage • 13h We had a guy at my movie theater who could never do anything important. Like we would be shutting down concessions for the night so everyone could go home and I would find him in the back making kid pack boxes, which definitely weren't needed. Or we'd have a giant movie in theaters that needed to be turned around quickly and he would be meticulously sweeping less than 1/2 a row while there were other huge messes and customers waiting.

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Text - 8337 • 18h The worst employee you can have is one that doesn't do anything egregious enough to fire, but manages to make every single workday that much more aggravating. The worst guy had an attention span of a gnat. You had to write down instructions for everything, even tasks he'd done a million times before, and check in on him every 15 minutes or so. And yet, given these parameters, he'd complete perfect work. Every year during performance reviews, we'd argue about whether or not to k

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Text - JavaJapes • 13h I once had an employee that thought to flip a burger you were supposed to flip it like a pancake. He didn't last long considering he constantly had moments like that all day, that was just the thing I remember specifically. Too many stories to pick from but that one still makes me laugh when I remember it happening.

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Text - beansinacup • 3h I was managing a pub a while ago and we had a young lad with us my boss had left me with, he'd been hired out of favour to his parents. I asked him to hoover/vacuum and he looks at me and asks how? I explained calmly that you plug it in the ducking wall and move one end around to pick up shit... have you not seen your mom clean? His reply was "we had servants" Same lad wanted to see a proper English pub fight, after a few locals went fisty cuffs I found him hiding in MY O

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Text - YouMeAndSymmetry • 8h She enjoyed wearing clothes that were definitely not dress code approved. We were allowed to dress up for Halloween. We still had a dress code, but she ignored it. She was just incompetent as a cashier and as a stocker. Very poor attitude. She could never understand how things needed to be done. My store manager just would not fire her, even after no call-no shows. I eventually caught her doing a drug deal over the store phone while checking out customers. She admitt

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Ridiculous Folks Who Think They're Brilliant


Say you're watching a dumb youtube video of a guy throwing a watermelon off of his roof. The comment section is all "lols" and "who's watching this in 2020s" when it happens. Right out of the blue some rando who lives in his mom's basement taps out an essay on why everyone is stupid and anyone who doesn't listen to Chopin while pretending to do quantum physics is a sheep. Now he's downvoting your okay melon puns that he doesn't have the attention to understand. All you can really do is wonder what makes this ridiculous person think they're a genius.

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