This is NOT a loophole. A separate Twitter thread inspired another one back on Tumblr, that calls out the industrial prison complex for what it is. And that would not be a loophole, or tragic accident.
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Thursday, July 11, 2019
Tumblr Post About Patriarchal Culture Gets Schooled By Linguist
Call the burn unit! This linguist took a Tumblr user's post, and absolutely destroyed. And they did it with the cold, hard logic from the linguistics field. A job well done, indeed.
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Twitter Reacts to Steak That Reportedly Looks Like Vladimir Putin
I mean, it looks kinda like him. This piece of meat definitely REEALLY looks like a face, and some of the proportions are pretty close. I guess we'll have to add this to the list of lucky times people matched random stuff. Anyway, Twitter had jokes about this piece of Putin meat.
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15 Of The Worst And Funniest Celebrity Wax Figure Fails
Sometimes a creation ends up being so far off the mark that it's actually amazing. These celebrity wax figure fails definitely fit the bill for horribly amazing.
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14 Memes About The 300,000 People Signed Up To Storm Area 51
In case you missed it hundreds of thousands of people have signed up to storm Area 51. Whether or not this is one ridiculous joke that inspired a welcomed tidal wave of hilarious and spicy memes, will only be told by the passing of time. Come September 21st we'll just have to keep our fingers crossed that people don't actually show up to jeopardize their lives in an attempt to storm a highly guarded government facility. Yikes.
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New Video Of "Bagel Boss" Guy Getting Escorted Out Of The Store After Being Tackled
If you guys wanted to know what happen next, here ya go pic.twitter.com/jOHzispksW
— Mike LiVorio (@mikelivorio_) July 10, 2019
In case you missed it, a new viral jerk nicknamed "Bagel Boss" has caught the attention of the online masses. They're calling him "Bagel Boss" and he's the worst. The dude's made it his mission in life to stir up a ruckus with profanity-laced, volatile rants against women for not being nice to him on dating apps; and other people around him that pick on him cause of his size. The original viral video of him going off on some customers in a bagel store is almost painful to watch.
This newer one just surfaced, which shows the aftermath of him getting tackled, and ultimately escorted out of the store.
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Tagged: viral videos , twitter , news , bagel boss , FAIL , public freakout , argument , social media , angry , ridiculous
Angry Millennial Breaks Down How Much Easier Older Generations Had It
In all fairness the older generations did have to walk to school in the snow. That being said this Tumblr rant from an angry millennial is bound to get the people going.
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Cracker Barrel Fires Woman After 11 Years On Her Birthday, So Husband Calls Them Out On Facebook
Cracker Barrel was ice cold with this move. They fired a woman after she worked for them for 11 years on her birthday! Her caring husband decided to call out the company's coldhearted move on their Facebook page. The comments section evolved into a hot and fiery den of people defending the poor woman who got fired.
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Female Twitch Streamer Told To Shut Her Mouth In Nasty Sexist Attack
in case anyone has forgotten what its like to be a female who plays overwatch (: pic.twitter.com/PlrdRCapoj
— Cupcake (@chassidykaye) July 9, 2019
While in the middle of an Overwatch game, female Twitch Streamer "Cupcake" or Chassidy Kaye found herself targeted by fellow gamers with misogynistic comments after asking them if she was the only one shooting the shield.
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20 Drive Thru Workers Share The Weirdest Things They've Seen In Someone's Car
Drive thru workers are exposed to that strange gray area between customer and employee, when the customer feels like they're kind of "at home" in their car; but they're also interacting with customer service. It's this gray area that makes for some truly bizarre moments. We're talking old ladies ordering ice cream cones for their monkeys, a lizard chilling on the dashboard, a guy kicking it with his falcon right there. A whole lot of exotic pets actually.
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Badminton Player Has A Cannon For An Arm
This guy's strength and agility are maxed out. It literally sounds like a mechanical device firing something off when he leaps into the air and unleashes that wicked shot on his unprepared opponents.
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Women Share The Completely Irrational Stuff They've Done Under The Influence Of Hormones
Hormones are wild. Women are sharing the most irrational things they've done while under the influence of hormones. The resulting thread went viral. It's no wonder. People just kind of lose themselves (temporarily) while they're working through the ups and downs of hormones.
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Influencers Are Taking Selfies At A Pretty Lake That's Actually A Toxic Waste Dump
Yes, that striking soul-piercing blue lake in Siberia that Instagram influencers are migrating towards in the chase for the next great selfie, is actually a toxic waste dump. The company that uses the lake to dump waste for the Heating and Electric Station No. 5 was forced to release a statement amidst the aggressive, mindless stupidity. The statement reads at one point, "you can not swim in the ash dump."
Buzzfeed even reports that one dedicated influencer described the water as "warm and tastes sweet-ish." You can't make this level of stupid up. It's as if it walked off the script of a post apocalyptic movie itself.
Are these the end times? A bunch of influencers blinded by their own lust for social media viral fame that they disregard viable statements from concerned officials; and proceed to swim around in toxic waste dumps? We sincerely hope that everyone ends up being alright.
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Customer Complains To Chipotle About Bay Leaves Being In His Food
Chipotle found themselves fielding quite the mindless complaint from a customer on Twitter. My dude, those are bay leaves. You will be alright. Maybe just remove them from your dish and keep trucking onwards.
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25 Terrible And Misleading Products and Ads Created By Pure Evil
Boy does it not feel good to be totally had by manipulative and terrible products, but sometimes it just happens. You wouldn't think while downloading an app that someone would be so brazen that they'd charge you to do something like delete the app, but hey, we live in a world with EA micro-transactions, so you've gotta be wary about what you spend your money on. Here's the land of extra fine print and hallowed-out candy bars.
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Tagged: bait and switch , terrible , manipulative , packaging , FAIL , lies , criminal , evil , package , products , food , misleading , cheap , awful , money
Girl Organizes Sting Operation On Cheating Boyfriend, Leaves Him Jobless And Homeless
This girl discovered her now ex-boyfriend was cheating. So, she organized a "sting operation" with another woman. The cheater ends up chickless, homeless, and jobless. A pretty brutal ending for a dirtbag move on his part.
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Tagged: boyfriend , satisfying , revenge , relationships , girlfriend , cheating , breakup , Reddit , dramatic , dating
Unyielding Kookaburras Won't Give up Tug of War
There is nothing keeping these birds from giving up. Even if conceding this one scrap of meat would make them both happier, it doesn't matter, it's the principle of the thing. It's like a visual representation of being in a dumb online argument.
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