Monday, March 25, 2019
Daring Man Intentionally Breaks Dumb Laws In Front Of The Police
MET Police Act 1839: "Shaking a rug in public after 8am." A solid way to see if anyone takes ridiculous laws seriously is to break as many as you can...in front of the police!
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Emotional Ex-Microsoft Employee Hilariously Recaps How He Got Fired
"BING YOU'RE FIRED!" Sit back and enjoy an angry ex-Microsoft employee retelling the last sound he heard before getting fired at Microsoft:Bing. That Groundhog Day reference though!
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Aggressive Weirdo Answers Door Eating A Ham In Bizarrely Hilarious Police Interrogation
This man sure can eat a lot of ham and make it look like no big deal. As the video keeps going, the ham quickly becomes the most normal thing about the whole situation. Can anyone pin down what kind of accent this guy has?
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PornHub And Jameela Jamil Tag Team Roast Khloe Kardashian's Instagram Post
It doesn't get much better than this. RIP Khloe Kardashian Instagram post.
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Woman Feels Stupid for Believing Dad's Ridiculous Weed Lie for 17 Years
You'd think after a few years of her mom having an "eye disease", she's catch on after like, at least year 10. Apparently it just never clicked? What can we say, parents lie to their kids all the time, sometimes not even for a good reason. Here are times parents lied to their kids just for a goof.
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Scary Tumblr Post On The Swimming Pool Apocalypse Takes A Humorous Twist
I sorely hope nobody actually believes this. What starts as a nightmarish and unsettling Tumblr post gives way to a lesson in why you should read those usernames. Therein lies the real answer to the peace of mind in this post. That being said, here is an actual freaky Tumblr post on what you should do if you're ever buried alive. Now THAT is something my anxiety can get behind with full enthusiasm.
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Thrilled Imgur User's Golden Beach Finds Will Make You Consider A New Hobby
"I was shaking of happiness." That says everything you need to say about this envy-inducing post. Whoever this Imgur user is, has found their own backyard of joy. Of course, some of us can't go beachcombing for treasures cause of where we live; but if you live anywhere close to the water this hobby is worth serious consideration! All you have to lose is time, gain is some potential gold. You had me sold at the idea of gold.
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16 of Tumblr's Most Punishingly Dad-Tastic Jokes
Yeah, there's some damn good punnery going on here. This is more than mere wordplay, this is like, an entire word theater. So grab a dad and enjoy these elaborate and ridiculous puns. For more dad jokes, check these out.
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A Panicked Network Admin's Fail Threatens The Future Of Pixar
The best horror story I've read in a while! The implications of this network admin's fail ran deep enough to threaten the well being of PIXAR. And within that, Toy Story itself. You probably needed a bucket to collect all the sweat falling off their panicked body when they realized what they'd done. Pure and unadulterated nightmare fuel!
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A Powerful Twitter Thread On Dealing With Airplane Creepers
A brave young journalist named Joanna Chiu has a Twitter thread going viral. It's about stepping in when you see a despicable creeper doing their creepy thing out in public. This kind of courageous heroism is an inspiration, and sets the tone for how other people should handle creepers if/when they catch them out in public.
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25 Prodigious Roasts and Comebacks That Blasted People's Souls out of Their Bodies
There's no better feeling then that of sending a savage burn at an unsuspecting victim. We have no envy for the recipients of these incredible comebacks. The wit is simply too strong. If you wanna read more people's best comebacks, then check em out here.
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Americans Reveal 20+ Things They Didn't Know Were American Until They Were Abroad
When these Americans traveled abroad they quickly learned that behavior they saw as completely normal, was anything but that for other countries. It's crazy what we can learn from the world when we leave our homes for places unknown. Sometimes foreign countries can remind an American just how "American" they're acting. Whether that's a good thing or bad thing, varies. If you want to check out another interesting post on a clashing of cultures, check this tumblr post about grading scales from different nations here!
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Hopeful Choosy Beggar With Zero Dollar Budget Gets Trolled To Sweet Perfection
This is what happens when you try to buy something for $0. And the choosy beggar didn't even bother offering up something valuable in this day and age like exposure! I mean, come on. But that being said, queue up the trolling that was executed to sweet perfection.
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15 Funny Times People Uttered Crazy Strange Things In Their Sleep
Our minds word vomit all kinds of crazy stuff when we're sleeping. If someone else is around to report back to you on what you might've said out loud, while in the middle of a dream, you will likely find yourself very confused.
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Robin Williams' Sesame Street Bloopers Will Melt Your Heart with Laughter
That there is some good childhood. In some old outtakes from the show, we've got Robin Williams doing improv with a stick that's slightly too adult for children, meanwhile Elmo has an innocent screw up and can't handle the shame.
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21 Stupid Jokes and Moments That Are Technically Not Wrong
Hey, it doesn't have to be high concept, earth shatteringly good points all the time. So here's some dumb puns and jokes that, when you don't think about em, are kind of sort of still correct. If you wanna see more dad-level jokes, then check them out here.
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32 Happy Facts That Will Give You A (Momentary) Positive Outlook On This Mad World
Happiness can take on a different form for everyone, with occasional intersections. Maybe you'll find yourself smiling without realizing it, when you read one of these. To think that a blind person smiles without ever knowing what that looks like to begin with, and then further break down why they're smiling, and what that emotion might be related to, is a trip. Is it a smile out of happiness, anger, fear, sadness? Who's to say.
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