Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Entitled People and Their Patently Absurd Demands


However decent people are most of the time, we still live in a world where someone will try to charge 2 grand for the privilege of getting to tear down their bathroom and get rid of their tiles. The absurd audacity of entitled people as an intriguing thing to witness. It's frustrating and amazing to see the kind of laughable boldness entitled people get up to.

Ex Sets Ridiculous Ultimatum, Ends Up With Empty Apartment


If this guy hadn't tried to soft-rob his ex, he might just have some dish soap left, but nah, he got big about it and ended up with a totally empty apartment. It's gotta feel good to take literally everything that belongs to you, kind of like a Pharaoh. For some lighter relationship struggles, here are the many frustrating habits of people's spouses. Ultimatums are often a bad idea, like this jerkbag who gave a server an ultimatum and ended up having to pay for 25 beers.

Child Must Face Chess Master


This kid thought he was gonna play a friendly game of chess, but he had no idea that they brought in an actual chess master to show him the true meaning of chess. That giant health bar and Dark Souls stuff is just icing on the cake.

Apparently in reality the game went relatively wholesomely, but who has time for that.

Porch Pirate Gets Caught Red-Handed, Attempts To Flee, Gets Stuck In Snow


Talk about a solid dose of instant karma for this porch pirate. Dude tries to make a speedy getaway and ends up getting firmly entrenched in a pile of snow. If this porch pirate video got you going, we definitely recommend you check out the time that porch pirates and package thieves got defeated by a glitter bomb

Boss Demands Daily Email Check, Employee Puts It On Time Sheet


It's amazing how quickly stupid tasks become irrelevant the moment it starts costing the company money. The powers that be came down and told this part-timer that they'd have to check their email daily, so naturally, for this employee, it seemed like that should count on company time. For another one, here's a micromanager who demanded too many updates, so an employee fought back with even more updates.

Work Memes to Help Maintain the Grind


As people who have to pay rent and feed ourselves, our tolerance for meaningless work BS is directly related to how effectively that BS helps us not starve. Work is weird and stupid, but highly necessary, so it helps to have some work memes for the hustle as well as the bustle. It also helps to enjoy the odd "not my job" moments of unprofessional failure. And to help avoid the worst jobs, here are some big red flags people got during job interviews.

Employee Gets Fired And Then Asked To Finish Job, Says It Violates Their NDA


It only makes sense that such a disorganized employer would try to pull some absurd BS to fire someone, then get nailed by their own disorganization. Citing the very same NDA they signed with that former employer, This person somehow managed to make things hard for them in the loopholiest way possible. Speaking of NDAs, here are people with expired non-disclosure agreements explaining what they had to keep quiet.

Bad Fixes and Construction Failures


Putting together buildings isn't as easy as it might seem. There are pipes running every which way, irregular sized doors, and real sketchy electrical situations. Most of us want to go home early anyway. That attitude results in some pretty wild "not my job" moments of incompetent construction.

Wholesome Memes Because Some Things are Still Nice


Times can get weird, hard, and disappointing. Everyone is very well aware of that. That's why it's okay to have a reminder that people aren't terrible everywhere. Almost everyone has the common goals of being happy and building connections. Wholesome memes can provide a boost in what can seem like an otherwise unforgiving world.

Popular Myths That People Still Tell Each Other


If something wrong gets said enough, it sort of develops its own gravity. And that pull towards wrong and dumb thinking is strong. As it turns out, if people just say something a lot, that doesn't necessarily mean it's true. So here are some untrue things people can't seem to shake. And also, if someone tells you that they're allergic to MSG, ask them if they eat Doritos. To fill your head with better junk, here are some strange scientific facts to ponder.

Woman On Date Doesn't Understand Why It's Rude To Accept Drink From Stranger


There are some times when the bullet sorta dodges itself. Most people would agree that accepting a drink from a stranger while you're on a date with someone else is a bit of an indicator that you don't have the same priorities at heart. Good on this dude for seeing the signs and straight up leaving when it was obvious it wasn't worth the time.  Here are some of people's worst first date stories.

Tumblr Users Overanalyze Elvish Dialects In Lord Of The Rings


Every now and again the wonderful wandering minds of the Tumblr world band together to take us down wild rabbit holes we never saw coming. In this case, we're talking about a very intense, hyper analysis of the various Elvish dialects in the Lord of the Rings universe. Tolkien honestly seems like he might've been all about researching ridiculous internet vernacular. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this epic saga about "goat guy." 

Woman's Honest Review For Dresser Is A Tour De Force


It looks like Lori from Florida either had a lot of time on her hands or she's just that passionate about dresser reviews. Her vivid, ultra-specific imagery comparing a dresser experience to having a mouth full of old man's back sweat makes us think that she really, truly hated this piece of furniture. For some true review justice, here's the guy who left a lying review and got banned when the owner stood up for staff.

Dad Jokes for Everyone's Inner Father Figure


Dad jokes are a source of stupid glee and pinch-faced frustration for anyone who dares face a dad. Many of us have our reservations about dumb puns to feel stupid about, but at the end of the day if they're worthy of a dad's grace, then that's a quality pun. Dad jokes have a tendency to go full dad joke.

Woman Calls Out Lazy Brother-In-Law For 10 Minutes Straight


Having 5 kids in the year 2021 with a wife who also has a full-time job means that you're probably going to have to do some laundry. This guy's slacking tactics were on full display for long enough that things came to a head in front of the whole family. Can anyone blame her? For some more moments of domestic entitlement, here's the wife who stopped doing dishes to prove a point to her chore-refusing husband.