Saturday, October 19, 2019

Physics Professor Smoothly Dismantles Flat Earthers


Physics professor smoothly dismantles flat earth theory.

Flat earthers really have their work cut out for them with this one. Hard to argue with the facts when they're presented in such a well-organized manner like this. 

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Landscaper Handily Deals With Customer Demanding Her Kids Get Her Discount


Landscaper's customer demands discount for her children, she does not get it.

People work in any customer facing role see more than their share of entitled and delusional customers who want things that are completely irrational and sometimes literally impossible to achieve. Some of the sweetest ones are when bosses have to step in the completely shut down a terrible customer. Either way, here's a guy who's old customer demanded that her kids get the same extreme discount as her.

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Entitled Dude Loses Free Tickets Because He Demands To Sleep In


Entitled guy demands ride to tailgate bus and is rude.

When you're already getting a thing for free, you're not in a great position to demand everyone else change what time everyone leaves and then demand a free ride. Most people are pretty understanding, but the world is full of entitled morons who think the world was made for them.

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Corrected Greeting Cards From People Who Did Their Best


Funny greeting cards people changed and edited themselves.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you a card that says "happy birthday," throw a "Jesus" on there to make it about Christmas. Whether it was grandmas with extra cards, or people who just couldn't find a "hope your deviated scrotum heals" card, here's people making do. Sometimes people's wordsmithing doesn't work out as well as this in the case of really not good signs and designs.

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People In The U.S. Military Share The Creepiest Things They Encountered


People that served in the U.S. military share some of the creepiest, most paranormal stuff they encountered during service.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people who served in the military to share their creepiest, most paranormal experiences. The following stories are chilling to the bone. Nothing quite as spooky as being out in the middle of the ocean, and seeing what look like abandoned or (unfortunately) inhabited boats eerily floating around. Or how about being sober and clearheaded as you've ever been, and seeing unexplainable flashing lights up in the sky? Yikes. 

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Entitled Karen Flips Out Over Kid's Shirt


Entitled mom in mom's play group gets upset by inoffensive shirt.

Sure, it might be inappropriate to put your kid in shirt that says something like "where the hoes at" or whatever, but another mom getting so offended over an innocuous shirt that says "players gonna play" seems excessive. Some people just can't be pleased. Especially people like this entitled mom.

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People's Dumbest and Most Embarrassing Freak Injuries


Tweets of people's stories of people injuring themselves in stupid ways.

It seems like people almost never injure themselves doing something really cool. It's almost always some dumb injury like throwing out their back from sneezing too hard or slipping on a pile of their own dog's un-picked-up poop. The dumb nature of it adds dome good insult to that injury, and at least makes for a decent story. Serious, people injure themselves in stupid ways a lot.

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Woman's Friends Help Her Through A Terrible Time (16 Tweets)


Woman's friends help her through a tough and trying time after she loses her father.

After this woman lost her father, her caring and loving friends helped her through a tough and terrible time. They took a risk, and it ended up meaning the world to her. We're not crying, you're crying! 

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Artist Dad Adapts Sons' Drawings Into Anime Style (30 Images)


Artist adapts his kids drawings into anime style.

Thomas Romain is a French artist who takes inspiration from his kids, adapting their own characters into incredibly elaborate and creative pieces of art. It's pretty cool where a kid's imagination can go, and with the technical skill of an artist applied makes it that much better.

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Vegan's Friends Trick Her Into Eating Chicken Nuggets, She Calls The Cops


Vegan calls the cops on friends that tricked her into eating chicken for a prank.

This is one of those stories we just hope is a work of fiction. Apparently this vegan got "white girl wasted" and proceeded to get tricked into eating chicken nuggets by her friends. So, she goes from 0 to 100 and takes "evidence" of their prank to the cops, to try and have them charged with "food tampering." Apparently they're potentially facing charges now. Uh, yeah you're a jerk. 

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Pickup Lines That Actually Worked For People


Pickup lines that actually worked for people

When it comes to pickup lines, it helps to be creative, but the key thing is gonna be "does this person actually think I'm attractive?" Almost no one is gonna respond to some overused hack "did you fall from heaven" line so it helps to be in the moment. Here are lines that worked for men and women. And for some field tests, here are some tinder wins and fails that ended in heartbreak and puns.

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Superintendent Won't Cancel School For Dangerous Weather, It Ends Her Career


Reddit user shares story about mean superintendent who wouldn't close/cancel school for dangerous weather, and ended up losing their job.

Sounds like this mean superintendent was in way over her head when it came to carrying out her job in a way that didn't endanger people in the school. Sometimes the weather pulls a fast one on you, and it's just not safe to make the trek into school. Unfortunately, this superintendent was caught up on a strange power trip. It all came back around when her career eventually ended as a result. 

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Unfortunate Moments That Put A Cramp In People's Style


Fails, messes, mistakes and unlucky moments.

If we know anything about this world, there will be unfortunate times when life make things complicated. Some will be mundane, like getting stiffed on french fries. Some will be bananas, like having a roof fall through your car. Seeing misfortune big and small might put things in perspective.

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Twitter Users Learn What Just Deserts Means


Twitter users end up learning what "just deserts" really means.

Well well, how about that? You learn a new thing every day! Turns out a whole lot of us have been going around dropping the term, "just deserts" in an improper fashion. Seems to be a commonly shared fail. 

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