Thursday, November 21, 2019

Twitter Users Share Their All Time Favorite Burns


A collection of twitter users share their favorite roasts.

Jimmy Fallon asked various Twitter users to share their favorite burns. The resulting wave of tweets is a shockwave of pure savagery. People can get really mean and creative with their words when you give them enough time to drop that rare insult.

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Winter Life Pro Tips That Could Come In Handy


A collection of winter life hacks that could help people out that struggle in the winter.

Winter is coming. These winter life pro tips might just help you weather the next winter storm in such a way that you're not absolutely miserable. Don't fall prey to those dangerous tricks like thinking that alcohol is actually warming you up, when it's cold as all hell outside. 

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Guy Flips Truck While Learning To Drive And Wielding Selfie Stick


Buddy, the whole drifting thing was not the best first move while you still didn't know how to drive. Another year has passed and someone has clearly learned nothing. 

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Creator Of Bum Fights Trolls Dr. Phil On HIs Show


Bold move coming out dressed like Dr. Phil on his own show. Just going to take a wild guess and suggest that Dr. Phil didn't particularly appreciate the imitation as a form of flattery. 

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Guy Moderately Surprised to Find Bear Stuck in Car


This guy got a call from his mom at 3:30 saying her car alarm was going off, so he went to check it out. Turns out there was a bear in there. How did it get in, you ask? Well he's got your answer.

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People Were Asked To Draw a Duck, and They Responded


People were prompted to draw ducks.

After Smol Animol Memes and twitter user IsskndarAriffin shared the prompt for people to draw a duck, people's artwork came flocking in like mad. For more cool art stuff, here's a bunch of tattoos that turned scars into art, or this Tumblr user that followed along with Bob Ross on MS Paint.

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Tagged: duck , art , ducks , artwork , silly , funny , drawing , Memes , lol , animals

Funny, Weird and Stupid Signs that Got Our Attention


Funny signs and fail signs.

We'd be nowhere without joke signs, sign failures and all kinds of signs that bring the laughs. So here are some intentionally funny and very unintentionally funny signage. For some failures, here are some really not good signs and designs. For spicier signs, here are some signs that are too scary for their own good.

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Tagged: FAIL , jokes , signs , clever , lol , dumb , funny signs , stupid , win

Guy Bonds With Strangers Over "Magic" Bread With Lengthy Expiration Date


Guy bonds with strangers over long with unusually long sell-by date.

There's something about breaking magic bread with strange drunks that seems almost weirdly biblical. That or this stranger just didn't have enough money for bread and tricked this guy into a free snack. This sounds small and dumb but two months is a long time for bread. Sadly, leaving bread out like that will probably cut its days shorter than expected. For another petty and stupid food story, here's a reporter who kept winning office chili cook-offs with store bought chili.

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The Cruelest Things People Have Done To Their Sims


AskReddit users share the cruelest things they have ever done to their Sims.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most messed up things they've ever done to their Sims. People take their Sims on all kinds of messed up journeys. It's as if Sims plays host to people's darkest ideas. Some very messed up sh*t. 

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Devious and Horrible Products and Ads Designed to Manipulate People


Bad products and advertisements that manipulate consumers.

Ideally, the buyer/seller relationship should be one where upfront sellers provide a valuable product or service to people who are happy to pay for it. This is often not the case. In reality it can be a one-sided war between companies and consumers, with companies trying every underhanded tactic they can come up with to inconvenience, scare and manipulate their own customers into overpaying for horrible products. Seriously, these products and ads were designed by jerks.

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Impatient Customer Builds Deck Around Dying Tree, Ends Up Costing Him


Impatient customer builds deck around dying tree and it falls and costs more money.

Why does nobody listen to experts? The tree removal company told this guy what the deal was, he didn't listen, and lo and behold, gets to pay more money for a tree and a deck. Customers can get pretty dumb, like the time this landscaper handily dealt with a customer who demanded her kids get her discount.

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Tumblr Gems From The Humorous Minds Of The World


A collection of funny gems from various people at Tumblr.

We're back at it again with another round of fresh funnies from the humorous world of Tumblr. Haven't really lived yet till you've fallen down a wild rabbit's hole at Tumblr. 

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Tinder's Lot Of Happy Winners And Miserable Losers


A collection of happy people that won on Tinder and people that weren't so lucky.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of Tinder users actually finding some success in a dating app dominated by failed attempts; but don't think we forgot about the failed attempts as well. We're all just trying to find love in a loveless world. 

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People Google Teachers They Had, Nostalgia Ensues


A collection of Twitter users look up their old high school teachers on Google and share the nostalgic results.

A viral Twitter moment has people looking up their old teachers. Bring on the tidal wave of nostalgia. You never know; your old high school teacher who always had a low key cool vibe, might actually be a massive social media influencer nowadays. Or maybe your teacher retired right around your birthday. Either way, a fun little experiment to try out with your old teachers from back in the day. 

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Effective Psychological Hacks Used On People


A group of AskReddit users share their favorite psychological tricks to use on other people.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their most effective psychological tricks. The brain is a curious device, and it's remarkable just how easy it can be to press its buttons in your favor, with the right words/actions. Apparently an effective way to befriend people is to ask them for a favor. How about that! 

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Boss Forbids Employee From Emailing VPs, Royally Backfires on Her


Reddit story of a guys sexist boss who forbid him from talking to management.

Having a boss not like you because of their own personal biases is its own nightmare, especially if they start making up rules just to sabotage you. Luckily these situations can end with justice, like this woman who got back at her unfair sexist boss or this racist Canadian boss who got deported.

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Real-World Lessons Knocking Sense Into Spoiled Rich Kids (21 Stories)


A collection of AskReddit replies to times the real world put rich kids in a reality check.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those times they witnessed the real world give a spoiled rich kid a brutal reality check. It can be hard for some folks to learn that the world isn't there to answer their every wish. Daddy's money can't buy everything. 

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