Woman Insists On Being Naked In Front Of Visiting Mother-In-Law, Thinks She's Being Reasonable

Sure, everyone has varying standards of decency, and you should be allowed to do what you want in the privacy of your own home. But insisting that your Mother-In-Law look at your naked body doesn't exactly make you a perfectly reasonable host. We all have to make small concessions when we have someone visiting, and this person has some very peculiar ideas on how big a concession "wearing a swim suit for a bit" actually is. Particularly when it comes to her defense. "I need to be naked for my mental health, and if guests can't handle it they can screw" might not be the rhetorical slam dunk she think she's making.

Especially considering the fact that a lot of people would kill to have a Mother in Law that isn't chomping at the bit to invade your personal space and life, like when this woman noped out of a husband/wife trip after her husband secretly booked his mom to come with.

People Who Became The Very Thing They Swore To Destroy

Life seems to simple when you're in high school. The man is always on your back, but you know the truth. You're gonna do things differently. If only people understood how unique and complex your emotions are. "No one can tell me what to do, I'm going to be a force for good in the world." And then 20 years later you wake up early so you can get your good boots on, because it's your time to shine at the lead poisoning factory.

"Maybe we should make something other than lead poisoning," you think to yourself, removing the needle from an apple before slapping an "organic" sticker over the hole.

"Quit being an idealist," says your coworker, before pursing his lips to blow lead shavings into a pile of Spiderman underwear.

Maybe it's not what you wanted to do, but at the end of the day you have to admit that at least it's less evil than working for a bank.

Mind-Jarring Images of Confusing Double-Takery

It's easy enough to be confused. If that's all it took to amuse us, people would just sit in organic chemistry lectures and laugh their assess off.

But the amusement of confusion is a little more complicated than just looking at a lot of Os, Cs, and Hs and being told you'll never amount to anything. No, there are certain aesthetics to the right type of fun confusion. It can still be frustrating investigating an image of what looks like a dog with a human face, but at least after a few seconds of thinking, the mystery is solved. There's nothing quite like that "eureka" moment of realizing that you are in fact, not looking at a butt. And in that sense, we can each be our own Sherlock Holmes. But, like, for butts.

Anyway for another does of terrific confusion, here are some more confusing images of amusing double-takery.

Wife Shows Up at Husband's Work, Berates Him to the Point She Has to Be Removed By Security

A wife arrived at her husband's workplace unannounced, fuming over the fact that he wasn't answering his phone while he was in a work meeting. She berated and argued with him to the point where security had to come and remove her from the building, forbidding her to ever return. Her husband notes that she is a 'hothead' but readers think that it's much, much worse than that. 

Yikes. Yeah, it's time to get as far away as possible from this relationship.

This thread was posted to r/AITA (Am I the A-Hole) by the husband, Redditor u/throwra37736. He posted the topic to the popular subreddit to see if he was in the wrong for not sticking up for his wife when she was removed from the building. His wife certainly thinks that he is in the wrong for, when he returned home, she was fuming over the fact that he didn't do anything when she was being 'mistreated.'

Commenter's responses were exactly the same as what you're probably thinking right now and they encouraged him to divorce her and get as far away from her as he could. 

Scroll down for the thread below.

Neighbor Won't Stop Recording Dude, Fights Back With Raw Sexuality

This guy's dad passed away, leaving his sister and him the house. While he was doing some yard work, he found that the older lady living next door wanted to make this complete non-problem her problem. Despite his attempts to explain why he's there, she would not be convinced. So she settled on recording him with her phone. It's probably hard to get into the groove of weeding when an old lady is recording your every move in an attempt to "catch you." OP came up with a pretty novel way to stop this nosey old lady from being a creepy weirdo, and the internet approves of his method.

But seriously, what does she think is going on here? That a burglar has come a few days in a row in order to steal a bunch of lawn clippings? How much does ill-gotten mulch sell for on the black market these days?