Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Man Plays Super Mario Bros. On Marimba, Legendary Performance Ensues


The only thing that could make an already impressive musical performance even better is to see the person responsible for creating the music, genuinely enjoy themselves. This guy looks like he's having an insane amount of fun. And so are we just being able to listen to him share his craft. 

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Girl Can't Find Gas Cap At Gas Station


Sometimes folks just fall through the cracks on bits of life knowledge that fall into the common sense category for the rest of us. This poor girl was clearly having a day as she tried to figure out how to work a gas cap at a gas station. 

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Soccer Player Scores Goal, Catches Thrown Cup, Drinks It


Back in the days when we could see people, Kennedy Bakircioglu managed to grab a thrown beer and drink the rest seamlessly after making a sweet goal. Few of us will probably ever know the satisfaction of all of those experiences strung together in one beautiful moment.

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Tagged: beer , goal , lol , soccer , football , win

Not-Incorrect Moments of Technical Accuracy


Cleverness and intelligence are two very different things. The difference can be spotted freely lurking throughout technically correct dumb jokes and moments. Honestly, just knowing things can be boring. Setting up oneself up with some potentially confusing technically accurate logical acrobatics or painfully stupid literalisms is the way to go.

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Screenshot - Kelsey @KelsiLinn He's going to make the perfect dad someday LMAO Brandon Hinge v audio FaceTime info iMessage Today 12:31 PM Did you eat the leftovers I was saving in the fridge Read 12:31 PM No I ate them in the living room >

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Product - C wdsu WDSL @wdsu This 'Sesame Street' Muppet will become the first to experience homelessness bit.ly/2RSADVH @BestMemes Henry @DeionGottaSTFU Oscar the Grouch been living in a trash can for 49 years >

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Building - S4 506 Family dinner

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Plant - bored-chaos: zuniig: The power an EF-5 tornado can do, a piece of wood through cement. Oklahoma: the place where paper beats rock.

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Watch - PUSH means push. means pull.

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Flag - The USA flag but all the green is replaced with yellow

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Gesture - These two bullets collided in the battle of gallipoli in 1915, the chances of this happening are 1 in a billion. Name something more unlikely to happen... Waddles @itsWaddles_ 3 bullets colliding

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Food - NEW! 100% Vegan icecream -sugarfree -no eggs -lactofree -no calories

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Organism - Vaush and 4 others liked Just Some Guy | Black Lives M... @Home_Halfway Not to be "that guy" but aren't both Testaments old now? 2:12 PM · 29 Jan 21 · Twitter for Android

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Ecoregion - Terrible Maps September 8, 2016 G Fascinating: countries arranged by geographical location

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Hand - Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:

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Font - chill zaku @ZinZaku wake up, sheeple. PLANET: DEATHS: HAS BIRDS: NO NO 120,315,672,896+ YES NO NO NO NO NO NO O O O O C

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Organism - Dame @DameCagz YOU CANT BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF. DONT BELIEVE THE LIES 4:25 AM · 3/5/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Rectangle - what rock group has four men that don't sing what mount rushmore get out

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World - Dividude Today at 9:06 PM Gurmann Today at 9:07 PM why is it living in a soda can Dividude Today at 9:07 PM y are we living in decorated concrete blocks Gurmann Today at 9:07 PM point

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Product - If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you'd have 2 pizzas. But if you put a lasagne on top of a lasagne, you'd still have 1 lasagna Without my cookies, I'm just a monster. made with mematic

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Plant - Gandalf in the movies: Gandalf in the books: Gandalf

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Gesture - QVASITECH Stereo to Mono Converter

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Rectangle - laneybug-a-boo Section 5 1. Washington's army didn't receive any support from Godzilla It's technically true. lunapics My history teacher would give you a half point or quarter point for an answer that was not wrong. This is not wrong.

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Retail - At Ders Bounty Ming -12 DOUILES Bomty C 12 00LES 341-10 -12 DOLES Bount 12 DOULES Bount DOUBLES Brunt Bun! δΈ‰ in

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Font - Today Hi! What kind of music do you like? Is Drake a personal hero, or are you more or Taylor swift can do no wrong kinda guy? I'm more a Mozart kinda guy Is that so? Name 5 of this symphonies then 1,2, 3, 4, 5 Would you like me to name all 41 lol Delivered

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Font - 1d before you post...think! t - is this true? h- is it helpful? i - is it inspiring? n- is it necessary? k- is it kind? O 14 27 365 Replying to Those all start with i 9:18 · 16 Jan 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Water - Stingrays are such beautiful, elegant sea creatures.

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Product - Sep 1 at 17:29 • owning a camerao doesnt make you a paragrapheO O 3.4K 2.9K Comments • 23K Shares Like Comment Share

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Twitter Thread: The Best Affordable Sandwiches In LA


This post might be useless for some folks out there, but there are sure to be other people proactively trying to save a buck and eat a meal while they chase those paychecks out in LA. If anything, it's a thread like this that can awaken a ravenous appetite for a sandwich as soon as possible. These look too good. 

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Goggles - Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer A thread of great sandwiches in Greater Los Angeles that cost less than $10. a $15 sandwich. 7:48 PM 09 Feb 21 · Twitter Web App

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Food - Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer · 12h Replying to @dietkramer The #8 Charbroiled Pork Sandwich at Bahn Mi My Tho in Alhambra, $4.75! The best sandwich in LA County at any price. I usually get a side of meatballs. 28 27 109 3,368 Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer · 12h : The Godmother at Bay Cities in Santa Monica, get a small with the works for $7.50 because the large is |big. O 21 27 75 1,970

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Food - Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer 12h Get any Bahn Mi at Golden Deli in San Gabriel for $6. Then make your way down the entire menu because it's all fantastic. thegoldendeli.com/PDF/SGVM.pdf t7 20 O 761 Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer · 12h Grinders at Connal's in Pasadena are fantastic. I like the turkey breast for $5.39 8 27 24 906 Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer 12h Larchmont Village Wine's $9 Soppressata Salami sando comes with cornichons & black olives and will give you the true experience of bein

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Food - Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer · 11h Eastside Italian Deli tucked away in Chinatown has all the sub classics for around $9.29. "a masterpiece in hot italian subs" -@TheTrueHman Closes by 4pm on weekdays and fully closed on weekends :( 27 14 ♡ 501

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Food - Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer · 11h Pastrami sammies usually aren't that cheap, but Pasadena doesn't around when it comes to sandwiches. The Hat and Lucky Boy both sell great pastramis for almost $10 and both places feel like they haven't been renovated since 1982. World Famous PASTRAMI DIP $9.99 5OM ARAY 21 27 54 1,040

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Food - Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer · 12h Go to Mario's Italian Deli & Market in Glendale for the S.O.B. (Sopressata, Oven Roasted Chicken, and Balsamic Vinegar), $8.95. Lots of great Italian groceries & drinks. Once got this insane squid ink pasta that looked like a wig There tends to be a big line on the weekends 3 17 41 O 878 Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer · 12h Eggslut's breakfast sandwiches ($8.25) used to be one of the first places I would take friends visiting from overseas. Not worth the big

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Recipe - Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer · 12h Highland Park institution Galco's recently brought back their Blockbuster sandwich at $6.99 for the 8" and it's great! Really, the reason to go there is for the delightful owner John Nesse and his top tier selection of sodas. URMET GOURME LAF N not Beer GALOS BlockBUS TOR 3702 TORK BLVO ANGELEa POO2 2 (323) 255-7116 AOS 8. 27 23 748 Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer · 12h El Cochinito has THE BEST Cuban sandwich I've ever had, $10! The Cochinito sando with ma

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Food - Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer · 11h : GIAMELA'S! All the cold sandwiches at the Atwater location are $10-11. I <3 the Turkey w/ Pesto Mayo. Squeeze that pepperoncini juice all over it The Burbank location has a more limited menu and is $1 cheaper. The pastrami is |good. 11 27 19 533 Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer · 11h Vince's Market in Atwater, $3-5 sandos! Small little corner store with great soft rolls. Simple and good as @alexmce! |Thanks 27 20 439 5

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Creepy Moments People Have A Hard Time Explaining


As much as we'd all like to think we're perfectly rational, we're all creatures of suspicion and superstition. Sometimes we see strange events that we can't logically explain like having some weird premonition or out-of-body experience, and all we're left to do is sit there and go "alright, that was weird. People aren't going to believe this."

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Smile - rg250871 2 days ago O 4 3 Was camping alone in a small 1-person tent. All snug and secure in the tent, I went to sleep. Was woken by a clap of thunder at 3am, to discover both the inner and outer tent door was wide open. That was freaky.

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Font - SwaggySwan23 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago O 19 e37 5 & 87 More I was living in Boston. I woke up at 3am or so by my cat jumping up on my bed and curling in between my calf muscles and going to sleep. My cat would do this every night since I was 5 years old. That was his spot. It was something I was very familiar with. Thing is, My cat was living with my parents on the west coast. So I couldn't understand what the hell I just felt. But I knew it was my cat.. I just figured I was dreaming

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Font - dipdipbeantot 2 days ago e 3 2 6 8 3 I fell asleep on the couch and got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. Once I got there I realized I didn't have to go. I headed towards the bedroom but decided to turn around and go back downstairs to the couch. When I got there I saw my body still asleep curled up on the sofa. I don't remember what happened after, and I know it had to have just been a dream. But, it still freaks me out to this day to think about it.

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Font - danidoodle 2 days ago 2 3 2 I used to work in a nursing home where I cared for 2 dementia patients. Every patient on the hall I worked on would steal spoons from dinner to give to "the kids" because "they like shiny things." It got to the point where once a week I'd have to go through everyone's room to take back the spoons. I asked the patients about the kids many times but never got a good answer. I'd hear things like "they just live here" or "they stand outside in the snow and look in

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Font - heatherloree76 2 days ago O 21 e 27 & 58 More Maybe around age 14, early 90s. We were traveling from TX up to Tacoma, WA. We were about out of money, almost out of gas, no food, stuck in Chico California. I sat in the car while mom took my younger sisters to the restroom at a gas station. I was riddled with anxiety about our situation and looking down. The car door opened and I looked up. A lady that looked like a brown haired Brady mom sat in the seat and faced me. She said "It seems lik

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Font - EyeBumGaze808 2 days ago · edited 1 day ago O 2 3 4 3 & 4 More Just a normal Saturday night, I was watching TV home alone with my 2 dogs, when I heard a banging sound coming from the basement. Legit sounded like somebody was just banging something on the appliances we had down there. Now there is no access into the basement from down there, only through the upstairs rooms that I was in and knew nobody could have come in and got past me. So with this knowledge I was not as scared as you ma

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Font - I get down and see that it is my other dog, banging his head into our dryer and chest freezer which are next to each other. My meathead dog is just stood there watching confused. So I approach my other dog and calm him down and we all go back upstairs. Now this freaked the heck out of me and upset me as it seems such very strange behaviour for my dog to do. Fast-forward only 30mins or so, the banging starts again. I instantly look over to my dog, but he is lay down, but now also aware of

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Font - Mechanic84 2 days ago 14 e11 S 11 I had a recurring nightmare of a pitch black parasite sucking the life it of me. Sometimes it waited for me in dark corners to go to bed. My cats always slept on my bed during that time. For me it was a very stressful time, a got 13 an itch at the place of my chest where I dreamed the parasite was sucking my life out of me. I got sick an felt a pea sized lump. I went to my doc and they ordered a biopsy of that lump. As it turned out I had male breast canc

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Font - Brosif-Ballin 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago 2 2 I once woke up in a tent in the middle of the night while camping in the Upper Peninsula with my friends. I heard this dude shouting and screaming about a bear, telling it to f*ck off and stuff. Naturally I woke my buddy up and told him what was up and he said he could hear it too. We got out of our tent and searched for almost an hour around the campsite and found nothing, then proceeded to find a redwings hat that was neither of ours. We

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Font - CharlieTuna_ 2 days ago S 2 Once I was hired to load firewood into my aunts basement. She lives alone and left the basement door open for me while she went out. I usually swing the interior basement door as wide as I can when I walk in and the door almost never closes completely but once I heard it close and when I was about to grab another load I saw that the deadbolt locked. When I walk in my arms are filled with firewood so I wouldn't be able to lock it myself. Looked out the window an

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Font - AmericanChesse 2 days ago O e5 3 5 & 2 More I apologise for grammar of spelling mistakes There was a kid in another class at my school in 6th grade that was genius. I don't mean like, oh he's really smart cause doesn't need to do the homework and still gets a 100s. Like he's was doing advanced calculus with a local college professor after school. This kid was smarter than everyone. So one day our computer system for the entire school goes down. (I was in a poorer area at the time so this

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Organism - redditaccount1_2 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago 33 E 2 Right after quarantine started I got a package in the mail. It was addressed to my name and my address and contained 1 pink starburst and nothing else. To this day, I have no idea who sent it or why. The return address was a vacant office space across the country.

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Font - doug1963 2 days ago 2 e7 & 6 More One of my cats had been missing for a few weeks. I had given her up as gone. While on the phone with a friend 100 miles away (who has never seen my house), he interrupts himself from talking about work and says with a strange urgency, "Doug. Open your front door. Your cat is sitting on the porch waiting to come in." And of course upon opening the door, I find her just casually sitting there. We were both beyond blown away. Between sobs of joy I asked "how

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Font - HailToTheKingslayer 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago Not creepy as such, more just unexplained. As a kid I was round a friend's house after school. It was a sunny day so we went to the park near his house, then through the woods there. (His younger brother was with us as well). In the woods, beside the path, there were red berries on the ground. The berries had been arranged into three stick figures, which was weird as there were three of us. We got back to the house, and my friend and I de

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