Monday, November 2, 2020

Cyclist's Bike Breaks Down, Borrows Spectator's, Wins The Race


A true champion can pull off the glorious victory with any gear. Even a spectator's after their bike breaks down. 

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Rambling New Yorker Is A Real Life Oblivion NPC


Outside of the guy's ridiculous statement, it's just the way he says it that really makes it feel like a scene out of Oblivion. Someone get the guy a gig in the next Skyrim video game. 

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Dog Has Suspicious Reaction to Cough


Whatever was going through this dog's mind, it redirected itself into an extremely relatable expression of concern that we all know. Even stopped mid lick.

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Hotel Guest Refuses To Be Reasonable, Gets Kicked Out


Gotta love it when the customer gets rightfully fired. This particular hotel guest refused to be reasonable at all when it came to their checkout time. Even after the pregnant, exhausted concierge met them in the middle, they still proceeded to repeatedly complain and harass them. So, the concierge decided it was time for them to leave. Seems like the very fair and right move to make. 

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Text - a r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk u/PoisonRainbows • 2y + Join 1 Can I get a 4pm checkout? -says the booking.com dude paying $69 on a sold out, hectic weekend. Long Booking.com guest (BG) calls down at 8am and says "I requested a late checkout and wanted to make sure that went through" Weird, because 1) there's nothing noted on the reservation, 2) we were sold out and not offering late checkouts, and 3) they were paying $69 for their room. Me: I'm sorry but that was not noted here and we are not

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Text - Me: I'm sorry but that's a request, not a guarantee. Booking.com also didn't notify us of that request so you should contact them if there was a miscommunication BG: I stay here every weekend and always get a late checkout!!! Me: I'm sorry but you've only stayed here once before. We were nice enough to offer you a late checkout because we were only 40% occupied. Today I am 100% sold out. So your check out time is at noon today. BG. I want to speak to a manager! Me: I am the manager and I

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Text - Me: I am the only manager available today. Your check out time is at noon, sir. If we weren't so busy, then I would just loooove to give you a later checkout time. But today we cannot offer late checkouts to anyone. BG: I don't understand how I can ALWAYS get a late checkout at 4pm but YOU are telling me that I can't! Me: like I said, it's based on availability. I cannot offer late checkouts today because I am 100% sold out. And housekeeping staff needs time to ensure all rooms are clean

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Text - Well rather than take the 1pm and thank me, this prick continues to argue. BG: I'll take the 1pm, but if you call your other manager and ask her you'll find it weird because she will say she has always given me a 4pm checkout! I just don't understand why you can't give me that. I stayed here every weekend and you were NOT slow. You were booked up top to bottom! Me: sir le worked every weekend for the last year. And every weekend since July has NOT been sold out. I can tell you that right

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Text - He then starts yelling at me and calling me a liar and accusing me of being racist. So I hang up. Every 5 minutes afterwards he calls back down to harass me and bitch about why I deserved a 4pm checkout instead of 1pm. I'd repeat myself and say "1pm is the latest time I can offer you". He would hand his phone to his girlfriend or say "can you believe this? She says xyz" to her in the background. The girlfriend would say "that's not what you said the last phone call!!!" If I would repeat m

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Text - Me: okay you know what, sir? You are just calling down to harass and disrespect me at this point by calling me a racist liar and arguing with me... and I am not okay with this. I've gone above and beyond to at least offer you a 1pm checkout since it is that important to you. But since you don't want to take that offer and continue to call down every 5 minutes to be rude to me, I am taking my offer back and asking you to leave the property. You have 30 minutes to gather your things and lea

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Text - Didn't hear back from them but saw an angry dude grumbling something to himself about our shitty little hotel while getting a luggage cart. Called the room 45 minutes later and no answer. Good riddance. 4.5k 200 1 Share

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Wholesome Memes for a Shot of Niceness


Life is stressful, there's no doubt about that. But there's always room for some positivity in life, even when things are strained. Wholesome memes can provide a little boost when life is being a whole lot. It's probably better for everyone to take some time and accept some wholesome memes because some things are still nice.

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Text - Grandma: You need to eat 4 more bites, since you're 4 years Me: But I'm 5.... Grandma: Oh, well I don't think you can eat that much Me: *eats 5 bites to prove her wrong* Grandma: In case you haven'tnoticed, you've fallen right into my trap.

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Photo caption - My gi explaining to me why we're pertect for each other Me who has already decided to propose to her

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Adaptation - My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:

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Photo caption - All men in trade driving past houses they worked on: See that house? I worked on that house

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Metropolitan area - -Hug me! -But we're buildings! -Doesn't matter. I need it! -...Ok, bring it in!

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Face - Class when you accidentally call teacher mom: The teacher when you accidentally call her mom:

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Human - Did you speak politely and treat everyöne with respect? Yes. What did it cost? Nothing

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Arm - Me eating at a restaurant Please Thank you The waiter

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Cartoon - My grandmother* *Random websites Giving me Cookies

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Cartoon - My girlfriend wondering why I'm not responding Me trying to spell georgeos for 5 minutes

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Stuffed toy - 8 yr-old me home, Bob Barker sick & The Price is Right

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Barechested - 105 SULI MeSpaghetti CHICKEN MCDO RES-TATNG DICKEN ALUE MELS 125 125 ABOWLE HAPPINE 125 $5 SPICY CHICKEN me ordering something "107 S n 147 my little siblings playing shop , 冷,

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Adaptation - When they say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but she's your fish

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Adaptation - When you close all your tabs after finishing a huge assignment Finally, inner peace.

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Crochet - When your grandma's bad ass & also loves to crochet. Crochetverse Stephanie Pokorny

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Terrestrial animal - When you're broke and your friend buys you food Thank you I will never forget this I would fight for you

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Cat - My friend: Literally introduces me as his best friend to his other friends Мe:

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Cartoon - Skeletons who dwant to be friends with me Me, surprised, būt excited to be friends with skeletons

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Font - The boys playing literally any online game When we find out a homie is trying to ask out a girl

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Text - When you put the spider outside instead of killing it

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Cartoon - The thing is, Eeyore was clinically depressed, but his friends never left him out. They never expected him to be happy on their adventures. They loved him for who he was and never left him behind.

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People - When you're watching your dogs nap and you realize how much you love them and how lucky you are to have them

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Cartoon - when ur in an argument but then u realize u love the person unconditionally

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Invertebrate - When you see your friend in public and you just And they just

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Selfie - "Who's a good Speaker? -yeah, you're a good Speaker"

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Woman Reveals New Fiancé At Ex's Wedding


Man the dynamics of this whole wedding sound like a bit of a mess. You've got the woman attending the wedding of an ex that cheated on her with his coworker. On top of that you then have the guy calling her after the wedding to whine about her taking the attention away from him on his big day, because she was pregnant. By the way, a pregnancy that she never announced on a loud speaker or anything. It really sounds like she was just trying to go with the flow, and do what people asked of her. The folks in the comments section seem to be in agreement that she wasn't in the wrong in this scenario. 

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Text - AITA for taking the attention away from the bride at the wedding and making it "about me" Please excuse any errors! | (28F) as currently 6 months pregnant and am engaged to a wonderful man. Due to the craziness, only a limited people know about our news because we aren't the "announcing" type. Also, it was a quick engagement because of the pregnancy (but we love each other) and we didn't want to showcase all that. I also have a 11 year old with my ex who I was married to for 9 years, but

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Text - The thing is, no one from that side knew l'm pregnant. I didn't tell my ex because of personal reasons. Also, my fiancé is also quite an influential man where I'm from and is well known. My ex knows l'm dating someone since I was allowed a plus one for the wedding but he doesn't know who. This plays into the wedding. I didn't really think of it much as they kept it a small event. I really didn't want to go but did for the sake of my son since I can't let him go alone.

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Text - We all showed up and naturally, people gravitated toward my fiancé, asking him what he was doing here and then learning about the pregnancy and engagement. They were fascinated. It was all quite annoying and I played the pregnant lady card quite a few times so l could get some peace at an event that I didn't even want to be at. They got married and it was over. We went home, no fuss. The next day, my ex calls me (never does this lol) and starts ranting to me about how I ruined the wedding

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Text - angered that we played happy family in front of him when he was the one getting married. Second, my fiancé is not only my date but also the guy i'm marrying and l'm engaged to and everyone got to know about it on their day, taking away all the excitement from the wedding. That point, I said that I was sorry for and agreed that it probably did distract from the wedding. However, I didn't know what I should've done. It's not like I could make everything disappear for the night. I'm not comf

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Text - Oersted95 • 7h 1 Award Did you shout "I'm pregnant" from a megaphone? Did he tell you to not bring your fiancé? Did you call the people around you? No, no and no? Then NTA Reply 4.8k

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Text - PogTheDruid • 7h • Asshole Enthusiast [5] NTA He most likely wanted you to be the miserable ex at his wedding to his new wife and you didn't play the part because your not. You did an amazing job of being their for your son so he could see his dad get married, you didn't fight that and you did great. Also record what negative things your ex try's to say to your kid for legal reasons in case you ever need it , stay safe Reply 1.0k ...

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Text - BeatingsGalore • 7h • Asshole Enthusiast [8] NTA Since he wasn't going to be paying attention to his son, that job was left to you. Since you were pregnant and dealing with a kid with needs, it makes sense to have your fiancee there. YOU didn't make them gossip or whatever. The fact that you are pregnant and engaged is not something that you asked out of the blue to be there for, you had to be there for your son. The problem is that ex is jealous. And that's on him. It didn't take away "a

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Text - always_its_spring • 5h NTA hahahaha I love this story so much. He cheated on you because he thought he could do better and now he's angry and bitter because it turns out YOU were the one who could do better. Don't engage with this nonsense. Stay classy. If necessary drop a casual "I'm sure we don't need to get into the reasons our marriage ended, but I'm so happy now and I wish the best for you :)" Enjoy your awesome fiancee, your new pregnancy, and don't let your loser cheating ex kill y

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Text - TerrifiedSquid • 7h • Partassipant [3] NTA - Be glad he's the ex. l'd apologize, but only with something like... "I'm sorry, Ex.. You're right. I DID get pregnant by this man, and plan to marry him ALL SO I COULD ONE UP YOU AT YOUR WEDDING. Yes, that sounds completely reasonable. You are so important in my life that I needed to completely alter my life to one up you on a single day of yours. Are you serious? Get Real Dude." <- something like that is snarky enough that you're not actually

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Text - WeakBeyond1 • 6h NTA. So, the day after his wedding, literally what could be his honeymoon time, he calls his ex-wife to whine about her happiness? Haha, yeah, their marriage ain't gonna last. Good on you OP and enjoy the shit show. Reply 1 121

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Text - mrsbuttermango • 7h NTA, if you did not purposely try to upstage them (if you were honest in what you wrote). I'm guessing your ex and his new wife allowed you to attend the wedding because they wanted to rub their happiness in your face, but the tables turned when you showed up with an even better guy and a bun in the oven. Your ex was just upset he lost...and since he was the one who cheated, l'd say he got his come-uppance. But you might be the AH if you purposely did that to show him

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Text - Trixlx • 5h Nta. The world works in mysterious ways. They both intentionally ruined your marriage. You unintentionally ruined their wedding by having a more exciting life while watching ex marry his side piece. Congrats on winning the divorce and coming out of it with a growing blended family that makes you happy AND pisses ex off! Reply 20 ...

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Text - Cocoasneeze • 6h • Professor Emeritass [76] NTA. Tell your ex, that he should be happy, that both of you have moved on and are happy. Creating stupid drama which is what he's doing, is immature, and dragging your son into it is bad parenting. Tell him to move on, he should be a happy newly married man instead of calling you bitter and upset. Reply 8 ...

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Text - OneTwoWee000 • 3h • Asshole Aficionado [11] NTA My ex brought my son into this and asked him to tell me to apologize to his wife for making their whole wedding about me. My son disagrees and says that I did nothing wrong, but he's 11. At 11 years old your son is smarter than your asshole ex! It was highly inappropriate for him to bring your child into a disagreement the parents were having. OP, you "won" the break up and your Ex is salty about it. You've upgraded with a better man, you're

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Text - mongoooses • 5h • Asshole Aficionado [11] NTA It's not your fault that the other guests don't have the manners to pay attention to the bride and groom. I don't care who shows up to a wedding. You look over, maybe tell your date "Oh wow, this is unexpected" and then you act like a wedding guest. People lose their damned minds around famous people. They're just people. That's not your fault. Reply 8

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Text - nomad_117 • 5h NTA, congrats on the baby and engagement. Don't mind your ex and his mom (I'm puzzled why she wanted you there). You were invited, mingled and left. You couldn't hid the fact that you were pregnant and people were naturally curious. Ex is jealous that someone better than him wants to be a part of your life and I guess it's not making him look good. Reply ...

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Text - perapixi • 3h NTA .. like just NTA. You did nothing wrong. In fact you did nothing, people around you were the ones at fault, he should have called them not you. You were minding your own business. ..... Reply

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Text - fruitbat1994 • 5h NTA - Its not like you could have planned your pregnancy to coincide with their wedding! Also you son, even at 11, is right. Reply ...

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Text - OrangeStrawberryJ • 4h NTA. You just came as you are, with the person who you are with. Your ex is a dimwit. Reply ...

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Text - scottishgirlsyndrome • 6h • Asshole Enthusiast [8] NTA. I mean considering you're six months, it's quite obvious you are pregnant. Did they just expect you to be able to hide it easily? Reply 23 ...

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Text - quiet1687 • 7h NTA, but please don't bring your son into this it's not his fight and will just put a ton of pressure on him Reply 27 ...

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Text - stayweirditsnormal • 6h • Asshole Enthusiast [6] NTA. You can tell you ex that it was either you didn't go meaning your son couldn't go, or you do go which you did. Either way it was a lose/lose situation for your ex so at least his son was able to be there too. You did nothing wrong. Reply ...

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Text - asian-disappointment • 4h NTA, and your son sounds sweet for siding with you. He knows that you did nothing wrong. Your ex's family decided to focus on your family, it's already out of your control. Reply ...

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Text - PMDDBitch • 4h NTA. The nerve of him to invite the woman he cheated on to his wedding to his side piece. I'm baffled why you agreed to attend instead of telling him to pound sand. Reply ...

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Text - Morrigan-71 • 3h NTA. But could it be you were not only invited due to the complicated custody agreement, but also out of pettiness he and the woman he cheated on you with were getting married and they assumed you were still single and struggling? And that they're pissed because it didn't work out as planned and even kind of backfired on themselves? I think his mother wanting you there because you're her grandson's mother is odd, allthough it could be understandable if you divorced as fri

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Text - judge1492 · 5h • Partassipant [4] NTA. Darn, his master plan of rubbing his awesome new life in your face failed when it turned out your life is better. How sad for him. Ahhhh.....karma. Congrats on the baby and fiancé. Reply 5

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Text - Professional_Duck564 • 2h NTA. you "had" to be there so yeah - people wonder. Not as if you went on the podium and shout "hi all - i`m pregnant and will be getting married to Mr. Universe in 2 weeks - kthxbye".... Reply Vote ...

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