Tuesday, January 13, 2015

That Should Stop the Sixty-Cycle Hum, Right!




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One Glass of Memory Suppression Please!




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Nope, You Don't Get to Make Up That Word

The Centerpiece of the St. Optimus Prime Cathedral

How I Feel in Sweats -> :D

Apple Tech People Aren't Good at Flirting




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He's Very Popular With Some People

It's Important to Carefully Manage Your Online Persona

Woman Chops Off Husband's Penis...Twice




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Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife's cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.



The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped.



The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping.



Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on. But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.



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Hope You Like it Crispy!




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Rednecks Know How to Really Engineer a Margarita








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Since When Do College Kids Not Understand Toilets?

Parkour Videos Are Cool and All, but What About Adding Zombies to the Mix?








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That's a Pretty Tough Diplomacy Check

Multitasking




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Now Nobody Will Want to Poop!

That's Pretty Deep




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You're Hired!

Hey Bud, You've Got a Little Something Stuck Under Your Car

Well, That's One Way to Get a Free Drink

High School Kids Have Some Lofty Goals

When She Only Gives You 5 Minutes Notice...

Almost Makes it Sound Glamorous!




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Hacking a Traffic Sign for a Very Important Cause




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This Post is Triggering All my PTSDs

The Fertility Chair




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Making the Perfect Bacon