Friday, February 26, 2016

A Conspiracy Theorist "Solved" the Unsolved Murder of JonBenet Ramsey, She's Actually Katy Perry!


In 1996, the death of a little girl named JonBenet Ramsey became a highly publicized tragedy. The still unsolved nature of the case has invited a lot of speculation about who really killed her and why. 

Conspiracy theorist Dave Johnson claims that JonBenet Ramsey is, in fact, Katy Perry. In the video he says, "Nobody died, nobody got hurt. That sacrifice was in name only, and that was to get something, and that something was to become a star. JonBenet became Katy Perry, and that's a fact."


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Wouldn't that be nice? 

Of course, this doesn't address the fact that Katy Perry is six years older or that Patsy Ramsey, JonBenet's mother, died of ovarian cancer in 2006 and her father remarried. 

Actually, this is all based on the idea that Katy Perry and her parents look kind of like JonBenet Ramsay and her parents. And if you don't examine ANY other facts or think about it too critically, I guess Johnson is right. 

But he probably isn't. 

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Adult Film Stars Being Fed Lines by Comedians Prove We Don't Give Porn Actors Enough Credit for Their Acting Chops


NSFW stuff ahead, obviously.

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Tap Your Toe to a Vintage '40s Swing Styling of 'Hotline Bling'


Casual Optical Illusion on the Tube


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Digitally Airing Your Tenant's Actual Dirty Laundry


Aussie Tennis Players Have the Best Sportsmanship


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If It Ain't Broke, It Is Now


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Oscar or Not, Leo Won't Let You Down in this Supercut of Every DiCaprio Movie. Ever.


The Imperial March in a Major Key is Full of Pep and Hope


There are tons of examples of how creepy music can be when put into a minor key, but what happens when you change one of the most recognizable villainous songs into a major key?

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Gordon Ramsay Tries His First Girl Scout Cookie and His Critique is Exactly What You Expect From Him


The Sassiest Train Conductor Provided Some Much Needed Levity to This Ride


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Cat Ownership in a Nutshell


Warning: NSFW language

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Vegans Did Not Take Kindly to Gordon Ramsay's Joke on Twitter


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Someone on Twitter asked Gordon Ramsay if he's alergic to anything. His response made a lot of people mad:


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It may be a fitting joke for a chef but it wasn't very nice. Not surprisingly, vegans responded with disappointment.  


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Some people were more upset that the joke just wasn't that clever: 


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But it's ok guys, because he apologized and clarified that it was just a joke. 


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Good one, Ramsay. 

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