The roasting community over on Reddit is full of surprises. In this case, we're dealing with a situation where a self-proclaimed, depressed 17-year-old asks the roasters to do their worst; and instead, they wash him over with wholesome, uplifting tidbits of positivity. Faith in humanity temporarily restored!
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These self-proclaimed cheaters took to Whisper to share their reasons and thoughts on why they just can't seem to help themselves, when it comes to the act of cheating. Whether you eat up any of what they're selling, as anything other than Grade A bullsh*t, is up to you!
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This dude just wanted to ride the bus, but went out on a limb and lied about his identity. It's literally like a sitcom episode where one lie snowballs into a web of bigger and bigger lies. Sounds stressful. While lying is usually the wrong thing to do, people do it all day every day. Sometimes the results work out way too well.
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And many of these spelling fails are painfully relatable! Of the infuriating, confusing words covered in this awesome Twitter thread about the spelling fails that impact so many of us; I've gotta go with exersise. Or wait, exsercise? Oh, oh, no. See what I did there. It's happening again.
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Yeah, they're right, kind of. This collection of ultra-literal puns and dad-level witticisms may be too dumb to handle. We think some are pretty clever in their own way? Probably? Anyway if you wanna see more cleverly dumb jokes then you can check out more of them right over here.
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This Snapchat story takes an unexpected turn when the guy who thinks he's finally caught his best friend in the middle of a careless fail, ends up being the one who gets pranked! Gotta love it. Think this might be the last time he pulls it off though. Gotta be careful when sending snaps!
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Sometimes, you've gotta pull all the stops and make all the presentations when you believe you've right swiped on the one. This guy didn't hold back, and it looks like his approach is working wonders for him. Let it be a lesson to us all. If you're gonna go, go all out! A rare Tinder win, amidst what's usually a field day of Fails, whenever we check in on things over there.
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Sometimes it's a legitimate mistake or just good timing. Sometimes it's a guy walking right into a pole. Sometimes it's literally the dumbest thing in the world. Here's what made these people laugh so hard they couldn't breathe. If you asked us what made us laugh too hard recently it'd have to be either this story or these dumb jokes.
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This dude was NOT ready for it. In this case, we're talking about a cheating, allegedly manipulative scoundrel of a boyfriend who finds himself getting called out by his girlfriend AND side chick. Queue the cringe, and let it ride.
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If you haven't seen these types of Antiques Roadshow gems made by writer @KeatonPatti, then you're in for a unique and funny wild ride. Part nostalgic nod and part writing exercise, these reimagined antiques have made us laugh too hard. The same dude who made these is also responsible for similarly absurd "bot-written" scripts like this Olive Garden commercial.
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This guy's got nerves of STEEL. He better have gotten the job. Like, I don't even care about the qualifications. The way he runs with this interview is nothing short of admirable gracefulness.
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These fails could be genuine lack of interest, or the inevitable fallout the moment an overexcited man's mind goes into adrenaline-charged overdrive. In those panicked situations, we're sometimes our worst enemies. Like some part of our brains is adamant on keeping us forever alone as long as possible. Just hope whoever it is that might experience your inability to act on an obvious hint, meets it with patience. If you feel like more dating fails, check out these cringe-tastic worst first date stories, over here.
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Karen needs to check herself ASAP. When you encounter a professional housecleaner who's running an absolutely reasonable price on a luxurious service, and for their sick kid, you do NOT act up like a foolish choosing beggar.
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The Lockpicking Lawyer is back to show the world that Amazon made one very defective choice. And he's doing it with effortless ease that speaks volumes to the mastery of his craft.
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Never ask the interwebs for help. This is what happens. But then again, the results are nothing if not wildly creative and ridiculous.
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This is one of the lengthier pro revenge stories I've encountered, but damn is the payoff worth it. Never mess with a military IT guy in the middle of the Iraqi Desert!
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Australian far-right candidate, Mark Ellis, got brutally dragged on Twitter for a 30-year-old incident he seemed stubbornly adamant about not addressing. My dude, that is the worst thing to do on a platform like Twitter. The more you try to redirect the attention being given to something, the longer and harder users will stare at it. In this case, the "incident" and its unbelievable crudeness speaks for itself.
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