Someone on AskReddit asked guys to share their experiences with sexual harassment. From getting dry humped in gym class by a bunch of self-proclaimed "straight bullies", to creepy cashiers purposely knocking stuff over for "the view"....these are just hard to stomach. Why do people have to be such monstrous perverts.
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Can't say all of these will work for you, or that some are even safe enough to be advisable, but here's some ideas to get you going in the right direction. Also if you do the seagull one you're a bastard. If you want to become feared by strangers and hated by your friends, then check out these things you can do to mess with people's minds.
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Someone had to get rid of some extra budget in a real hurry. If you've every seen this much hype for a goddamn office supply company we'd like to see that over the top bullshit. My god it's over a minute long. All this for a staple.
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Twitter users are sharing those moments that their first dates became their last, and the resulting stories are brimming with cringe and failed attempts at romance. Sometimes one goes into a date, and just knows right off the bat that it's not going to work out.
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People can get really creative when it comes to how they go about using a bookmark.
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These kids and their meltdowns don't look too far off from how adults can feel muddling through a busy work week, and just wanting to cry about it. Sometimes you just need to melt into a hysterical puddle of emotional despair.
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It takes a village to teach a kid some good cussin'. After this dad left his 5-year-old kid unsupervised for the duration of a 14-hour flight, the dude actually sitting next to the kid took it upon himself to do some parenting on his behalf. You gotta learn your swear words somehow. We've seen questionable parenting like this mom who wanted to let her kid try the hottest hot sauce or these weird punishments in general.
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Buckle up and brace yourself for one mind blowing Twitter thread that makes a compelling argument toward the fact that we are all actually just living in a simulation, and that the world ended in 2012. How does it feel? How does it feel to know that we're living in some long-winded, infinite simulation that will never let us out? A bit claustrophobic, or does it all just make sense.
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Online dating sites are a venue to put yourself out there and get to know people. At least that's what they say they're for. What tends to come out of it is mostly really horrible/great puns about people's names as well as horrible disappointment. Either way, people will continue to swing for the fences of online dating.
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Those viral videos of strange and unexplained aircraft that were going around the web, have now been confirmed as real, by Joseph Gradisher, a spokesperson for the Deputy Chief of Naval Operations for Information Warfare.
Um. So, there it is. There are strange aircraft flying around the world, that escape all logic and our understanding of the laws of physics, and a high ranking official from the Navy is confirming that none of us were supposed to see the footage in the first place.
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Sometimes your eyes deserve a workout. Your brain is constantly trying to process images all day, and it does a really good job of that most of the time. That said, there are fun images out there that will make your brain see the wrong thing, or two things at once. Weird perspective can go a long way in creating real life optical illusions that are worthy of a double-take.
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Those NYC subway commuters were not about to be psyched out by a little ban saying they couldn't bring dogs on the subway. So, they adapted and now we get to enjoy a ton of New Yorkers walking around the subway with their dogs in ridiculous bags.
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Turns out itchy is not a flavor, and that it might mean there's an allergic reaction going down.
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This laundry detergent thief underestimated his fellow neighbors calculated ability to fight back against people trying to mooch their laundry detergent. I guess Bob just got what was coming to him. Serves an idiot of the highest order right!
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to reveal the times that they victoriously put a stop to repeat marketing/phone scam calls. You might get some secondhand satisfaction from these people getting a leg up on those bastardly scammers.
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If the headline wasn't already obvious, a fire at a breeding facility in Australia resulted in an eruption of genetic material as well as a whole bunch of surprised firefighters. Apparently the heat from the fire made the cryogenic cylinders explode, popping the lids off and making the place extra dangerous. Twitter had some words about the news.
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Anyone who's ever over indulged in some alcoholic beverages can appreciate it's ability to blind the judgement and good senses. Especially when it comes to NOT sending off a barrage of questionable texts to someone you have a crush on. When drunk it might seem like the best idea in the world, but sober up and everything feels doomed.
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