Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Engineer's Son Realizes Dad Is Driving Passing Train


This kid was blown away by the realization that his dad was driving the passing train. A pretty cool moment!

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The Scene from that Anime in Malcolm In The Middle


That smiling anime guy lingers forever in the minds of anyone who grew up watching the title sequence of Malcolm in the Middle. It's from a 1998 anime called Nazca about people who find out that they're reincarnated souls of ancient warriors. Anyway here's smiling headband guy killing a dude with an umbrella.

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Lee Mack's Joke Leaves John Cleese In Tears


Must've felt pretty good to make John Cleese laugh like that. 

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Guy Uses Mad Skills To Spy On Scammers


Some people might find this dude's mission (a successful one at that) to spy on scammers more satisfying than ASMR. Jim is truly a hero of some kind. 

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Pizza Hut Employee Answers Customer's Dumb Question In Kind


Pizza hut employee decides to answer a customer's ridiculous question with a ridiculous answer.

This Pizza Hut employee decided to return a customer's rather ridiculous question, with a ridiculous answer of their own. It would appear that that decision resulted in some brain short circuiting, and the customer ultimately taking offense. Hopefully the Pizza Hut employee managed to take some fun out of it. 

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Tattoo Artists Share Requests They Refused


Tattoo artists on AskReddit share stupid requests they turned down.

Someone on AskReddit asked for tattoo artists to describe their experiences with rejecting people's tattoo requests. Sometimes the tattoo artist ends up being a kind of gatekeeper, from letting the stupid spontaneous decisions from getting through. 

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Amazing and Ridiculous Bootlegs and Knockoffs


Funny bootleg, knockoff and off-brand products.

Are you bored of seeing the same mainstream products, restaurants and entertainment over and over again? Well people are working around the clock to achieve that same brand recognition without having to pay pesky licensing fees. These desperate yet charming knockoff brands put smiles on our faces, even if the products themselves make no sense.

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New Hire Barely Works, Still Uses Company as Reference


New Hire Karen doesn't come to work, lies, gets fired and then uses the company as a reference.

This person had the misfortune of hiring Karen, who found herself constantly sidetracked with a variety of intriguing excuses. After being let go, she topped it off by using them as a reference. They gave a polite, yet clear message as to their ex-employee's behavior. Sometimes new hires just can't pull it together, like these new hires that got fired on the first day.

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Double-Take Inducing Images of Skewed Perspective


Confusing pictures that play with perspective and create optical illusions.

With just a little bit of creative or even unintentional camera angles, stuff can start to look like other stuff. Here are some real life optical illusions that might have your brain doing some double takes. So give your eyes a workout and look at some stuff that might not exactly make a whole lot of sense right away.

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Terrific Bathroom Graffiti People Witnessed


Funny bathroom graffiti people found.

Public restrooms are an interesting thing. It's a public place designed to facilitate the most private moments of day-to-day life. The latent tension and long list of expectations in a public restroom make them inherently funny places. Understandably, strange things happen in public restrooms. The artists and laymen who create bathroom graffiti are the unsung poets of our age.

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Mike The Manager Handles Problem Employee


Manager gets problematic employee fired in brilliant way. Mike The Manager Handles Problematic Employee

Mike the Manager hit his limits with this problem employee, and decided to take action. Specifically, he went ahead and got the problem employee promoted to a team where she'd either get fired or quit. Pretty brilliant stuff, Mike. 

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Startup Tries to Get Business to Compete for Bad Job, Soundly Denied


Funny honest business owner declines stupid offer.

This company tried to turn their lame offer into a competition, but they asked precisely the wrong person to comply. This business owner in particular has had some memorable interactions with folks like this private school that wanted upgrades before their own charity, this treasurer of who couldn't comprehend a payment plan, or this client who refused to understand what having a broken arm means.

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Tumblr Thread: Coronavirus Lockdown Ignites Pasta Debate In Italy


Tumblr thread on how Coronavirus lockdown in Italy ignited a debate about pasta.

With the Coronavirus sending various parts of the world's population into a full panic, there is some strange behavior afoot. Strange, or in this case, apparently it's to be expected. Yes, this Tumblr thread highlights how the Coronavirus lockdown in Italy, inspired people to clear the shelves of pasta, except for the penne lische. 

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Dude Accidentally Puts Mentos And Diet Coke In Mouth At Same Time


Dude accidentally puts Diet Coke and Mentos in mouth at same time, and embarrassment ensues | TIFU by accidentally putting mentos and diet coke my mouth at same time foreign country Being half japanese take trip Japan every two years with my dad visit relatives, sightseeing etc. Unfortunately never actually taught Japanese so having my dad there with is super useful need assistance. On our trips my dad usually takes day go hangout with his old friends live US and usually leaves at our hotel or

This is one of those fails that might just manage to make people feel a bit better about their most mindless, embarrassing moments. Sometimes we fall below a conscious state, and kind of just go autopilot, and dumb stuff happens. It's okay, whatever. Sounds like in this situation, the dude forgot that Mentos and Diet Coke are a cocktail for foaming at the mouth. 

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Tinder Gems Of Silly, Immature, And Hilarious Proportions


A collection of funny wins and fails from various people on Tinder | text messages chatting 's cheesy pickup line hate this made actually laugh out loud never tried before so l'm glad can put one success bucket

Tinder is the place for people to bust out the very best and worst of their cheesy pickup lines. Sometimes people fail in spectacular fashion, while other times they manage to defy our expectations for what we thought was possible, in terms of pickup lines that'd work. The online world of dating apps is a strange one, indeed. 

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People That Didn't Understand Everyday Objects


Instances where people did not understand how to operate everyday objects | reddit posted by WL14K dropped and ice cube on floor once and threw sink. My roommate at time flabbergasted she had never thought and always put dropped ice cubes garbage.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their most hilarious and outright ridiculous experiences with witnessing other people not understanding how to operate everyday objects. Confusion can strike in the most seemingly of obvious situations. Sometimes people's brains take a break, and they forget how to operate. 

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