Women Text Their Crushes About Valentine's Day Dates And Tweet Their Resulting Screenshots

Lust is alive and well in these text messages between interested women and willing men, in regards to Valentine's Day dates. Twitter User, @Oloni, kickstarted a Valentine's Day challenge for women to text their crushes about having had a crush on them for some time; and to share the results in a screenshot on Twitter, from there! The results we've seen are particularly successful. They'll either give you hope, or make you feel that much more content in your forever alone life. 

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Tagged: conversation , relationships , ridiculous , texting , funny , holidays , dating , Valentines day

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25 Stupid And Obvious Jokes That Are Literally Not Wrong

Sometimes the most satisfying jokes are the most dumb. They might be weird and stupid, but you can't say that they're wrong. So get some dads out here and show em these jokes and puns. Man, do these make us feel smart. Here's another slew of dumb jokes that are technically correct.

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Tagged: obvious , jokes , clever , smart , dad jokes , puns , literal , literalism , funny , stupid

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17 Polite People Holding Very Angry And Confused Signs

Sometimes your passive aggressiveness or passionate unrest or mad confusion, boils over to such an extent that you need to yell at the world through a sign! You can just feel the rage coming through that person's stoic expression, as they broadcast on their sign, that they're so damn angry, they made a sign in the first place! 

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Tagged: polite , signs , words , angry , ridiculous , passive aggressive , funny

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Fail Blog Lives Up To Its Name, Gets Hilariously Toasted By Pop-Tarts On Twitter

Whether it's living up, or down, to our name, you be the judge. It was a morning, not unlike most others. The Twitterverse was aflame with controversy, and in this case, the point of focus for us (cause we err on the side of absurdity), was a photoshop-crafted rumor of Caesar Salad-flavored Pop-Tarts. The humanity! People were losing their minds. So well, I stepped in, and asked if these sick creations might be frosted with ranch. And there it is. The FAIL. The stupidity. The learning. It's a Caesar Salad-flavored Pop-Tart, my dude. No ranch on this shit, unless you're a maniacal, ranch-crazed beast; and in that case, pour a little extra for the FAIL at hand.

But hey, that's what we're here for. Sharing the fails, and crafting some of our own (unknowingly), along the way. In this case, we've got one we think you'll enjoy. And what would we be without capitalizing on our own Fails? I mean, come on. Follow us over on Twitter here, if you want to catch me doing more spicy banter, stupid shit, and playing around in the Twitterverse. 

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Tagged: pop tarts , twitter , FAIL , cringe , ridiculous , food , funny , stupid , salad

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After a Long and Fruitful Life, the Mars Rover "Opportunity" Is Dead

Science writer Jacob Margolis chronicled the end for the proud little rover. The last thing they heard from the rover was "My battery is low and it's getting dark." That is some Hollywood level drama, man. Well, it did a great job anyway, and lasted for waaaaaaay longer than we expected. Good rover.

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Tagged: Mars , science , rover , opportunity , technology , interesting , Astronomy , amazing , space , nasa

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35 Parents Share The Most Embarrassing Things Their Toddlers Have Said In Public

Toddlers are the little overenthusiastic, unfiltered cheerleaders we never ask for. They chime in with well-meaning sentiments of unapologetic vulgarity, when what we might want, is to absolutely not be noticed. These little stories from mortified and embarrassed parents, are hilariously wholesome, but also amazingly brutal. But hey, thus is the life of a toddler who doesn't give a flying f**k! 

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Tagged: toddlers , cringe , askreddit , parenting , ridiculous , funny

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Guy Does the Sad Math on the Odds of Finding His Soulmate

When you post a wholesome meme, remember that there are people out there very willing to put in some effort to undermine the message and make themselves feel bad. It's a lot for this guy, right out of the gate to assume only 1% of people find him unattractive, but what else can we do but take his word for it. Math is fun!

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Tagged: Sad , soulmates , relationships , Memes , lol , partner , dark , math , funny , dating

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Lockpicking Lawyer Picks A Chastity Cage With A Condom Wrapper

I'd usually run something off about why you need to watch this video, but dude, it is all in the headline. Have you ever seen someone do this? Do you know anyone who could? If your answers to those questions are no's, it is high time to dive into this crazy video from the wildly talented, Lockpicking Lawyer. 

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Tagged: lockpicking , lockpicking lawyer , ridiculous , funny , condoms , Video

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Petition to Sell Montana to Canada Is Well on It's Way to Making Its Goal

Change.org has been host to some pretty questionable petitions, such as "let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophugus" a few months back, when a really old Egyptian Sarcophagus was exhumed. (It got over 34,000 signatures!) Anyway we're not sure if selling Montana to Canada would solve the debt crisis, but it sure is a neat idea. Here's what people, even some self-proclaimed citizens of Montana, had to say.

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Tagged: Canada , Montana , vote , satire , debt , lol , petition , ridiculous , change , funny , stupid

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27 Disappointing Moments That Threw People for a Loop

Life will throw a lot at you, from embarrassing inconveniences to exploded trucks of medical waste. Sometimes it's good to remember that we all share these hurdles and remind ourselves that we all have our own different sets of challenges. Other times it's fun to laugh at how ridiculously bad things can get. And boy, do things go bad a lot.

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Tagged: Sad , disappointed , wtf , destroyed , destruction , cars , ridiculous , accidents , broken , unlucky , mistake , funny , trucks

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16 Of The Best Or Worst Public Relations Stunts The World's Ever Seen

Even the most well-intentioned PR stunts can give way to absolute and utter catastrophe. Every action is ripe for a fail that we hopefully find ourselves honoring back here at Fail Blog, one day. In this case, we've pooled together some of the world's most notable PR stunt fails, for your enjoyment. And we don't think they'll disappoint. How about that whole LifeLock madness? Todd, you savage. 

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Tagged: twitter , FAIL , marketing , cringe , askreddit , public relations , ridiculous , funny , stupid

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10 Fantastically Clumsy Fails To Push You With Laughter Over Hump Day

Wednesday's finally rolled into view, after a couple of days (or more), on the grindstone. Take a breather, and forget about the other half of the week, yet here, by watching some people fail at not hurting themselves, or looking like fools. But hey, that's what it's all about. Own it! We're all in this fail-riddled life of struggles together! 

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Tagged: FAIL , struggle , painful , fail gif , ridiculous , funny

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Brave Couple Asks To Get Roasted And Reddit Incinerates Them With Fiery Words

This couple subjected themselves to the fiery inferno of Reddit's Roast Me section, and the results are absolutely spicy AF. From poking fun at The Vaccines shirt, to the physicality of the couple themselves; there are zero punches pulled! 

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Tagged: askreddit , relationships , roast , brutal , dating , couple

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