Sunday, July 3, 2022

Viral Comedian Gets Busted by a Drug Dog at Disneyland, but Don’t Worry, It Was All According to Plan


Don't take mystery bags from strangers… 

Mother of the Bride Is Put in Charge of Storing Her Daughter's Wedding Dress Until the Big Day, Accidentally Buries Grandma Wearing It


She didn't realize she mixed up the gowns until the wedding dress was six-feet underground… 

Weird Neighbor Records Guy On His Own Property, So He Gives Them A Show


What do you do when your strange neighbors are spying on you and recording your every move? Give them a show of course! If it was me, I would probably make every effort to create an elaborately interactive theater piece that convinced them that they were witnessing a serial killer at work. Every time I knew that they were watching they would "witness" a new suspicious piece of evidence that people were entering my home only to leave in suspiciously shaped garbage bags and carpets. 

Well, this guy had the same idea but with a short simple execution when he decided to strike a "sexy" pose for his constantly-observing neighbor. We're going to add this to a long list of ways of dealing with terrible neighbors.

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AITA (Am I the A-Hole) subreddit by Redditor u/sexywaterhose. He was growing tired of the older woman next door watching his every move and decided to take matters into his own hands. Now he's wondering if he has crossed the line. 

Scroll on to see the post and reactions below. 

Funny Tweets to Look at Instead of Your Family


We're people, and we get bored. Maybe the point of being bored is that we're supposed to come up with ways to amuse ourselves or better our own situation. Maybe being bored is so intolerable because it's supposed to motivate us to work on things, build skills, and socialize with other real people. It's almost as if the bad feeling we get when we have nothing to do is something we can use to push ourselves onto bigger things and form stronger bonds with the people who are actually around us. That's something that might actually make us feel like we're learning and growing rather than repeating an endless cycle of hounding after the thoughts of people whose only talent is complaining in a sort of clever way.

Anyway here are the thoughts of other people to read while you're on the toilet at work, making your own user generated content.

Son Punished by Going Vegan for a Month, Family Overreacts


It feels like one of those things that should be obvious. If someone makes a lifestyle choice that affects you in no way whatsoever and doesn't hurt anyone, you're not in a great position to start harassing them. If you can't stand someone else's diet, congratulations, you don't have to eat like them. Under most circumstances.

This time around, this kid was giving his sister a hard time over not eating meat, so as punishment, the whole family decided to go vegan for a month. Proving himself to be the child that he is, this kid tattled to his grandparents, and now battle lines are being drawn. The kicker is, the kid is totally free to go buy and cook meat on his own if he truly wants to.

The internet was pretty supportive of this parenting decision.

Wife Won't Let Husband Use Her Car, Takes It Anyways, Internet Roasts Them Both


There are a few concerning dynamics to this relationship that are adding to its apparent disfunction. First of all, why the hell is this guy selling his only mode of private transportation to fund (what is essentially) a glorified party. Then he somehow sees fit to complain about the fact that he has to take public transportation? Secondly, why is his wife completely banning him from driving her vehicle? If his driving is really that bad then perhaps she has a point, otherwise, she needs to be a little more understanding. It's pretty clear from this post that this couple is not functioning as a team or a unit as they should be.

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AITA (Am I the A-Hole) subreddit by the wife who is wondering if she is in the wrong for telling her husband that he couldn't use her car. 

Commenters proceeded to roast and ridicule both parties for being immature and refusing to work things out between them. 

Scroll on to read the story and see the reactions below and for more terrible partners getting rinsed, check out this guy who tried to force his girlfriend to quit her job.