Thursday, February 25, 2021

Bride Surprises Groom By Drumming "Carol Of The Bells"


Why is this so emotional? Love is in the air in this wholesome video of a bride surprising a truly mystified husband as she rocks out, drumming "Carol of the Bells." Suffice to say, it's quite the loving performance. 

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Motorcyclist Suddenly Becomes Stuntman


Can you imagine what must've been racing through this motorcyclist's brain when he flew through the air, after crashing into the car in front of him, and then miraculously sticks the landing like it was all part of the master plan? I'd guess nothing short of pure disbelief. He looks like he was somehow unharmed. Seriously though, what an unreal turn of events. 

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Drag Racer Lands Back On Wheels After Going Airborne


It has to be bowel-emptyingly scary to realize you're in a fast-moving airborne vehicle with only a so-so chance of sticking the landing. Maybe the force of this driver's rapidly-filling underwear hitting the floor of the car provided enough downward thrust to get it back on the ground.

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Twitter Thread: Our Bodies Go Whale Mode During Cold Water Exposure


Learn something new every day. As it turns out, our bodies do a ton of really bizarre/cool stuff when they're exposed to cold water. Basically, a little bit of cold water exposure can work wonders when you're wrestling with a gnarly bout of anxiety or depression. Of course, we're not out here saying that cold water exposure is a guaranteed tonic for anyone struggling with mental illness, but it might be worth a shot at the very least. 

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Font - I cannot begin to tell y'all how much my life has improved since I learned to intentionally trigger my mammalian diving reflex, love tricking my spleen every day 2/14/18, 12:27 PM

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Font - I:7h When you, a land mammal, go in the water, your whole body goes ??!?!?!!!?!?!?!?! and does a TON OF COOL- because it thinks you wanna be a whale again. Bodies are stupid, you should take advantage of your rube organs 27 40 6. 275 1-7h According to my research, your face is the area where most of your breathing holes are located. When those intake valves encounter cold water, your heart, lungs, brain, and spleen go UH, FINE, I GUESS 3 27 11 149

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Font - -: 7h Your heart goes OH GREAT I GUESS THERE'S NEVER GONNA BE OXYGEN AGAIN vand the beat drops- by like 15%. You can totally induce bradycardia by putting cold water on your face because your heart is a GULLIBLE FOOL ... 96 27 19 175

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Font - · 7h BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE Your spleen, which medical professionals refer to as "the liver but STUPIDER," is also totally fooled by you pretending to turn back into a whale. Q2 L716 199 y 7h So, if you do the cold water on your face (best with submersion but splashing or a wet washcloth works too) and hold your breath for a few seconds, your spleen goes AAAAHHHH and sends you a BUTT-TON of extra red blood cells 3 175 126 ·: 7h Your spleen sends you all those extra red blood cells because,

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Font - .. 7h Your spleen sends you all those extra red blood cells because, terrifying fact, if you were a whale your size you'd have 3x as much blood in you as you have now. Just. You, with a blowhole, FULL of blood. That's what your spleen wants. 2713 192 -7h How long are you gonna hold your breath while you're with your organs? Because if you hold it for a little longer, you get *THE BLOOD SHIFT*- 275 106

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Font - 1: 7h So when l'm all stressed and freaked out and and my heart rate is too high and my breathing is shallow, I ask myself: how would a whale respond to this situation 4 27 27 235 "y· 7h And then I go hold my breath and put cold water on my face for like thirty seconds (or submerge my face if I can) and then I LAUGH because my organs are FOOLS AHAHAHAHA I WIN AGAIN 07 2715 297

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The Many Frustrating Habits of People's Spouses


Relationships take work, but it's nearly impossible to stamp out every bad habit someone has. Living with someone who leaves lights on, never replaces toilet paper and opens a new bag of cereal even though there's already one open can seriously weigh on the psyche. For some spousal drama, here's a picky eater husband who demanded fancier meals and a constantly late wife who's only on time when lied to.

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Food - The way my wife cuts an avocado

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Wood - The cord for my wife's vacuum...

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Plant - Caught my wife eating a banana like this

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Bookcase - I had to move my bookshelf, and my husband put all the books back for me... MORE THAN THIS T TAR WARS TES EER GMRE Hatty Polter ICE &FIRE MISTBIRN TRILOGY SANDERSON

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Picture frame - My husband "helped" by hanging the last picture on the left.... Dead Trvl

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Food - My wife ate every single marshmallow in a family sized box of Count Chocula. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

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Food - My wife had first servings...

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Eyewear - How my wife loads the dishwasher ender Bottle

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Product - How my wife put back together our kid's play mat after cleaning it EFGH M NOP QRST UVXY

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Food - How my wife and son eat a cake

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Font - Think my wife is a psychopath...

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Food - My wife and MIL each wanted half a banana.

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Wood - The way my wife wears her socks..

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Kettle corn - How urgent was my wife bowl of cereal? CRÚPY CRUNC ACR A I50 ORS!

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Dishware - My wife has been cutting the pie in an interesting way

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Camera lens - Wife asked me to turn the Crock Pot all the way up up to high when I left for work. Supper was still uncooked when we got home. CROCK POT • THE OK AL SLOW COOKER • Low High Off War

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Dishware - The way my wife put the dishes away

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Light - I've stopped changing the toilet paper rolls in my bathroom. Waiting to see how long my wife and kids will let this continue.

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Car - Wife spent all night framing this puzzle. BACK FARFUTURE OUTATIME

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Musical instrument - I bought my wife a card organizer wallet. She says she's very happy with it.

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Product - The way my wife keeps the cracked egg shells instead of throwing them out, and yes they go back in the fridge like this

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Tableware - Married for 3 years to my wife and just found out she eats 3Musketeers with a spoon n removes the shell....

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Brown - How my husband leaves the blinds

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Plastic bag - Should I divorce my wife? Both of these bags were purchased on the same day.... PULSE HDIH NUM oow Cuisina ASTY

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Food storage containers - My husband never take out the leftovers in his dishes

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Food - How my wife cuts a pizza

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Tableware - This is what it looks like when my wife won't throw away leftover condiments. "I might need it"/"They're so cute"

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Food - My wife thinks doing this isn't a fire hazard

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Hand - My wife putting this peanut butter in the trash because it's empty...

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Food - I always think our sour cream is moldy, then I realize my husband dips Doritos directly in it and puts it away like this

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Computer - Where my husband leaves his computer to charge 9:23 Thursday, December 31 SI 24 ELITE X2

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Food - My husband 'helping' by consolidating all our pasta DD

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Mobile phone - My husband refuses to take off the screen protector from his phone. This is what it looks like

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