Tumblr Thread: Mystified Man's Able To Identify Superheroes

This fun Tumblr thread imagines a world where a man possesses the ability to see people's threat level (as numbers 1-10, with 10 being most dangerous) above their heads. From there, we see a fun scenario created where the guy is able to identify iconic characters like Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Wonder Woman, and Robin for what they really are. This inspires quite the funny picture. It would be rather confusing to see a whopping 10 above a billionaire's head. 

For some more gold from Tumblr, check out this fun thread that takes a look at the logistics behind Davy Jones' curse. 

Safety Failures That OSHA Would Like To Find And Destroy

Anyone who's ever done an kind of physical work has been tasked by a crappy boss to do some real unsavory garbage. And sometimes we have to ask ourselves if we like our boss enough to risk chopping off a hand so that the job can get done 20 minutes sooner. Yeah, that one is a real thinker. It's almost like people have an innate need to stack unsecured pallets as high as possible. Here are some more misguided safety failures that OSHA would disapprove of.

Guy Loses Virginity to Mutual Friend, Feels Burning Regret Over His Terrible Choices

If it wasn't for some crucial mistakes made in the final minutes of play this would be a massive win for our boy wonder here. Probably can still chalk this one up t a win overall honestly, just as long as other problems don't pop up a little further down the road.

Always wrap it before you tap it so that your escapades don't end up on TIFU.

Driver Uses His Own Car To Slow Down Unconscious Driver

Selfless driver of the year Henry Temmermans noticed a car behind him was out of control when he swooped in and used his own car to slow the driver down. She was described as "unwell" and "presumably unconscious," later to be transported to the hospital with a few broken ribs. Thanks to a guy behind them with a dashcam, we get to see the whole thing unfold.

Entitled Neighbors Don't Like The Way Dad Snow Blows Their Walkway For Free, Get Fined

It's not clear what's going through the minds of people who get angry about having their walk cleared of snow for free, but their lack of nuance or decency didn't help them in the end. Sometimes it's impossible to please people. For another tale of neighbors not exactly getting their own situation, here's the neighbor who demanded a farmer not clear his driveway and got his wish.

Masterful Feats of Low Budget Engineering

Honestly we shouldn't be this impressed by a repurposed pool noodle. And that would be the case if weren't constantly frustrated by the impossible challenge of wanting to learn an arm on the car window while also wanted only a moderate breeze. Honestly it's a problem we thought we'd never seen solved in our lifetimes. Here are some more masterful DIY engineering solutions.

Karen Doesn't Believe Woman Is Blind, Tries Taking Guide Dog

It's gotta be hard enough navigating the world without being able to see, but having random people come up and try to prove that you're not blind? That's a hassle, man. This entitled mom had some strange delusions of what blindness is supposed to look like and went out of her way to get her kid to pet the dog. Amazing. For some more guide dog drama, here's the belligerent HOA Karen who complained about guide dog training.

Incompetent Gas Thieves Seal Their Own Fate

Crime doesn't pay, especially when you don't know what you're doing. This guy didn't even have to resort to bold trickery to get back at his gas-stealing neighbors. He just altered things very slightly so that a less-than-keen eye would screw things up for themselves. For some other fun tales of retribution, here's a dude who got hounded for trivial debt, so he mailed them a dime.

Funny Tweets To Viciously Unleash Upon Boredom

We're all riding on this spinning blue marble, and man, sometimes that gets boring. We just stare at the ceiling, unsure of what to do with ourselves. And then, out of the darkness, there it is: someone's extremely specific opinion on spray cheese. We've found something interesting to cling on to. Something to save us. Funny Tweets to turn the tide of boredom.

Entitled People and Their Unreasonable Demands

Just when you think people might be starting to get reasonable, you get a message from an entitled person whose absurd audacity drives them to call you a scammer for not taking their expired coupon in exchange for your 2010 Honda Civic. Entitled people with their laughable boldness will never give up trying to squeeze some free stuff out of everyone else.

Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems to Sift Through and Chortle

The internet is an ocean of information, permeated by the odd lobster of absurdity. People are thinking about dumb junk all the time, and they expel that junk as funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later. There's never been a time with more free-floating observations. One might learn something, but probably not. At least funny tweets and tumblr gems grant strength against boredom.

Lying Brother Tries To Cover Up Fact His Wife Is Breadwinner

In these modern times, it can be pretty up in the air who makes more money in a relationship. This guy went out of his way to make it seem like his wife was just spending all his money, which was absolutely not the case, and a pretty disrespectful way to go about things. What makes it especially strange is that everyone knew the truth anyway. Relationships come with very specific and strange situations, like this dude who lied to his constantly late wife just so she'd arrive on time.

Girl Keeps Stealing Roommate's Raisins, Petty Revenge Ensues

This isn't the first time we've seen an altercation break out between roommates that ultimately ends in a glorious petty revenge, and we doubt it'll be the last time. The girl in this story sounds like she was wildly inconsiderate and devilishly entitled. She had the audacity to steal her roomie's special chocolate covered raisins more than once. Um, talk about some severe boundary issues. Fortunately, the petty revenge seemed like it taught her a lesson. 

Parenting Memes For The Perpetually Stressed

Many of us aren't really even half decent at caring for ourselves, so when you throw a new human being in there, things get real wild real fast. Here are some dad memes that go father than ever before, as well as some extra proof that children are weird and dumb. Don't look at memes too long, your kid might be sticking their head into a big jar of pretzels or something right now.

Entitled Sister-In-Law Steals Baby Name, Freaks Out When Couple Doesn't Care

People generate a striking amount of drama over uncommon baby names, but when this couple's relative went and used the name they had planned, they let her know that it didn't matter to them and that they'd still use the name anyway. Cue a meltdown from sister-in-law who never realized that could be a possibility, and it just gets worse from there.