This guy's enthusiasm is infectious. He's all passion, baby. That deep stream must've been brimming with gratitude over all the love that it was given.
Friday, July 23, 2021
Giant Elephant Seals Engage In Passionate Duel
These elephants seals weren't playing around when it came to going to war over another seal that'd caught both their fancy. The sounds that they're making pretty much stop you in your tracks. The earth must've been rumbling and grumbling underneath all of that gargantuan movement.
Liquid Nitrogen in A Dirty Container Has Strong Alien Symbiote Vibes
We thought our interest in liquid nitrogen would end in high school, but clearly it hasn't, because we're watching grime boil at room temperature while hooting like morons. Will we compare every sentient-looking mass to Venom forever? Yes. Does that make us look like uncultured cretins? You bet your doodle. Does this look wacky nonetheless? Yes also.
Customer Doesn't Leave Tip, TikToker Sabotages Customer's Order
Oh boy, this is just the kind of incendiary video that was guaranteed to divide the internet. Apparently there was a complete lack of a tip being left by the customer in this situation. So, the TikToker decided to heat up the customer's coffee order. Pretty ruthless move there.
Boss Insists Spellcheck Is Broken, Has It "Fixed," Makes Gibberish Until Fired
If spellcheck is making it impossible for you to make a sentence, there's a decent chance it's not spellcheck's fault. It's like this employee who insisted on their spelling of "Hampster." This exact issue is what births many dumb and creative spelling fails, but we're not here to tell people how to spell correctly. We're here to laugh at them. It's hard to tell a higher-level employee when they're wrong, but if they insist on being wrong, go ahead and let them. For another technical solution to a frustrating boss, here's an employee who wrote some code to comply with their boss who said employees can't idle.
Wholesome Moments That Prove People Are Pretty Alright
It's extremely easy to get caught up in the grind of daily life and assume the worst in people. Sure, bad things happen, but it's important to remember that people still do wholesome things for the love of the game. There are still girls setting up dirt restaurants and janitors getting well-deserved jobs. There are still blessed images and stories people tell each other about wholesome grandmas summoning demons. As much as it seems like the grind never stops, people don't stop trying to be nice, either.
Guy Goes For Morning McDonald's Trip, Laughs At Road Rager, Almost Perishes
Those road ragers can't be taken lightly, man. You're dealing with someone who has completely given themselves over to a blind rage, and is in a terribly reactive state where they're bound to try just about anything. In this case, it sounds like this guy's Spidey Sense was out of commission. If I were him, I'd have done some emotional eating after that encounter. And make that coffee a quad. The whole experience reads like a fever dream. But hey, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. For another strange tale from the realm of the glowing golden arches, check out this twitter thread about a guy's trip to McDonald's that also reads like a fever dream.
Activities That Look Fun In Movies But Are Actually Terrible
Movies have a way of making being a struggling business owner seem folksy when in reality it's a whole lot of paperwork and barely paid bills. Movies make fights look like great stands for justice when most often they're a great opportunity to break your hands, even if you win. Movie logic is unrealistic. Maybe that's why we like them. But that said, there are still things movies do that people hate.
Pettiest Reasons Lawyers Witnessed Divorces
Love is a dangerous chemical. It drives people to absolute insanity. Rationality has a tendency to be tossed right out the window when you find yourself blinded by those fiercely euphoric rose-colored glasses, and willing to do pretty much everything to keep the love alive. And then oh boy, when that very love runs its natural course, things flicker out, and then the other feelings start to bubble to the surface. That's when the pettiness can really come out to play. So, it's no wonder that lawyers end up encountering some wildly petty scenarios between ex lovers that decided to call it quits.
Cashier Tries To Help Impatient Customer, Impatient Customer Gets In His Own Way
Impatient people can really be a handful when it comes to trying to work a customer service gig without hating every little bit about the experience. The stage that was set for the unfolding of this rather nasty play sounds like it was absolutely miserable. Honestly, good on the cashier for just sinking into the experience and making the most out of it by carrying out some sweet malicious compliance. For some more glorious malicious compliance check out this grandpa's mailbox loophole that took mail right into the third dimension.
Design Fails That Gave Zero Hecks About Doing Things Right
Design fails lurk around pretty much every corner. You could be out walking around, enjoying a sunlit stroll, relaxed shoulders, the vague tracings of a smile on your face, and then boom, you see something so terribly misaligned that your whole day turns upside down for the worst. These design fails certainly outdid themselves. If this list left you grinding your teeth, try a tonic with this quick list of satisfying moments of alignment.
Barista Gets Revenge With 10 Syrup Pumps, Customer Loves It
Everyone's morning "coffee" ritual is a little different, and for some that means an ungodly amount of syrup slammed into their veins like it was being pushed in by a train. This barista thought they were getting revenge on a bad customer by seriously overdoing things, but as it turns out, that customer could look the grim reaper in the eye voids and say "the sweet embrace of death isn't saccharine enough for my tastes, Mister Jingly Bone Man." For another tale from the café, here's a customer who demanded hotter coffee so the manager went full throttle.
25 Old People On Social Media Who Tried Their Best
Social media has a steep learning curve for the old. It's a lot of folks using the laughing emoji when sharing sad news, accidentally posting their sordid google searches as their statuses, printing out memes, believing even the most absurd satirical new articles, and speaking in all caps. But we gotta cut them some slack, cause these old people are trying their best on social media.
TV Host Mistakes Moth For A Horse
It almost feels like this could be some kind of dub-over situation, or tricky editing, until you hear the dude at the end clarify that he was in fact hilariously off the mark with his assumption that the creature on the screen was a moth and not a horse.
Red Truck Temper Tantrums At McDonald's Drive-Thru, Revenge Ensues
Some people have an uncanny knack for getting wildly impatient and plain old belligerent in the drive-thru. It's as if they get caught up in the blinding desire of needing to be an impossible million places at once, and this gives way to nasty behavior. Well, one of the drivers caught up in this rude drive-thru debacle decided to play a song to show how they felt about all the rudeness. I just hope the dude in the red truck was able to hear their special song. Shoutout to @chasityrodriguez93 for the comedy gold.
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