When I'm stoned and see my friend hiding food from me.

A happy Pepperoni

Plus sized but I'm hypnotized

Never shave your pubes 20 minutes before a date...

How to freak out your parents

Epic Goat Parkour

This morning when I woke up, I looked out my window and saw this in my garden.

So That's How Wine Is Made

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I need to tell you something honey...

Owl enjoys being petted

Every damn time...

I can't be the only one

Cosplay level: Perfect

Pokélogic

Yes you are...!

Perfectly loop bumping dance

Armadillo Girdled Lizard

All people are equal, and equally capable.

A play at the plate

The Platonic Form of Pancake

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Lipstick in school

Best History Teachers Ever

My favorite thing to lick

Batman is a feminist.

Friends think I'm heartless for thinking like this

As an Englishman, I hear our American friends talking about how difficult it is to drive "a manual"

He Loves Rainy Days

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Turned around and left without a sound.

Vigilante level 1000.

Watch the cutting board

My life is a lie.

A Laundry Bag For Young Adults

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Ninjas... Ninjas everywhere...

If you have a girlfriend

Awesomeness in one picture.

Europe Right Now

How a Glock works

How will you die?

The days news, in one photo

Whenever I want to run fast

Thanks for the Catch, Elephant Friend!

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Karma is a b*tch

It's not the time, Rick!

Matryoshka doll

Just girly things