"I don't know the car could explode?"
Men always listen to your passengers, whether you're too proud to ask for directions or you're driving past a flaming wreckage.
This video comes straight out of Charlotte, NC, where a rubbernecker and his family drove past a car fire. Slowing down to see what's happening, the driver's female passenger asks to move away from the car. Why? Because it might explode. Then it does.
Keep driving.
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Tinder is the black hole of unadulterated, shamelessly thirsty modern day 'romance', and these moments capture the inevitable cringe that almost inevitably pops up every time you swipe right in synch with someone else on Tinder. If you ever find yourself stuck in a solidly shitty Tinder conversation headed fast for nowhere, break out this particularly stellar pick-up line: "C'mon, yolo and stuff". Riiight?
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Look, I'm not anti-volleyball. Despite what you may have heard. But I 'm not going to say that I watch volleyball clips on the reg. In fact, I almost never watch them. Sorry. Not even videos of people play Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
But I will watch this.
These dudes are diving all over the place — over barriers and each other — to make sure that stupid ball doesn't touch the ground, and it's forever changed the way I look at volleyball. Watch and be amazed.
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There's nothing quite like an old-fashioned Twitter throwdown between two celebrities that find themselves blatantly at odds with one another over inherently incendiary topics. Like the Women's March. Piers Morgan was already in the process of garnering some serious heat from a pack of Piers Morgan-flavored-Haterade-sipping individuals for his comments on said March, and his jokes about staging a Men's March. See for yourself, before we dive headfirst into the bareknuckled Tweetbrawl at hand:
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When the Internet discovered Sean Spicer's five-year long war with Dippin' Dots, the so-called future of ice cream, the world held its breath and waited for a response.
Well, hell has frozen over.
Dippin' Dots has responded to the White House press secretary and offered to bring their delightful ice cream balls to him.
Writing on their website, Dippin's Dots CEO Scott Fischer responds:
Think about it, Sean. This could be you:Dear Sean,
We understand that ice cream is a serious matter. And running out of your favorite flavor can feel like a national emergency! We’ve seen your tweets and would like to be friends rather than foes. After all, we believe in connecting the dots.As you may or may not know, Dippin’ Dots are made in Kentucky by hundreds of hard working Americans in the heartland of our great country. As a company, we’re doing great. We’ve enjoyed double-digit growth in sales for the past three years. That means we’re creating jobs and opportunities. We hear that's on your agenda too.
We can even afford to treat the White House and press corps to an ice cream social. What do you say? We’ll make sure there’s plenty of all your favorite flavors.
Yours,
Scott, CEO of Dippin’ Dots
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Taco Tuesday needs to be a national holiday so far. I need a solid extra 45 minutes afforded me for lunch break for sufficient shot at downing the maximum amount of hot sauce-drenched tacos with cervezas for optimal satisfaction to wash all that shit down. In the meanwhile let's feast on some solid displays of Taco Bell marketing done right.
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A clip of Melania Trump during inauguration has caught the viral fever and since made its many rounds across the web of Twitter feeds, as it shows Melania smiling then blatantly transitioning into a solid show of fiery-eyed mean mugging.
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Since his days as Sulu on Star Trek, George Takei, has been an active spokesperson for the LBGT community.
From his Twitter account: "Some know me as Mr. Sulu from Star Trek but I hope all know me as a believer in, and a fighter for, the equality and dignity of all human beings."
Well, there's one thing for sure. George Takei is a grade-A certified savage, and is not a man to be trifled with on the internet. Any kind of trolling or deprecating comment directed at equal rights will be met with witty sarcasm veiled in cheery disposition. George has a treasure trove of these remarks, these are just a few.
But we have to ask, who the hell doesn't like brunch?
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Your mama taught you well, but probably not that well.
The world is filled with fake facts, and their spread is pervasive. So we put some of the best untrue but repeated myths in one easy-to-read place. Check out more over at Reddit, but for the 16 best, scroll away
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In this 'line of work' we come across a garbage truckload of shit-coated, glaringly fake text conversations pinned together by Imgurians hungrily looking to score a big bag of upvotes. But this, this right here is a goldmine, dude. Scammers are the bane of the earth, and I've had my fair run-ins with a few, but color me inspired by this guys' ability to goad one hell of a ridiculous string of responses from whoever existed on the other end of that 'phone line.'
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We've pried open the dusty Pandora's box of depraved and discouragingly mindless sex advice, and it's expectedly profane. To think that we have sexual deviants running amok out there sticking their manpoles in any hole that will have them, and peeing as they were advised thereafter, for good measure...buckle up and brace yourself my weary readers, cause we are diving deep down the rabbit's hole for this particular AskReddit thread. Expect twisted, occasionally dark-humored tangents.
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shes shocked about being pregnant? LMAO http://pic.twitter.com/9N5gmYWnSY
— alex romero (@whosalexander) January 24, 2017
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Ever heard that little cringe-coated nugget of wisdom that goes something like, 'in order to love someone else, you must first love yourself?' Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've heard that shit while in the throes of bachelorhood like it's on a broken record. Usually imparted upon to me by older, 'wiser', well-intentioned folk. But dude. What if you just really, really love yourself; and the 'Man Cave' that you've carved out as your sanctuary is too perfected to not stay steady with? Ya know?
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Oscars were announced this morning, and they were filled with stupid picks, as usual. Like how the f could Green Room not get Best Editing? Get out of here with that shit.
But more so, people were really not happy that Deadpool didn't get the nominations it was gunning for last week. What can I say? People really like the Merc with the Mouth.
Surprisingly, a different comic book movie did get a few nominations. Suicide Squad got nods for Best Make Up and Best Movie Based on an Energy Drink. Needless to say, people are not happy about it. Check out how people are responding:
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It's no secret that teachers have some pretty stupid students. And when they hit the teacher's lounge, that's when shit gets real. But what are they talking about in there? The dumb things students do, duh.
Well, welcome to the teacher's lounge because the professors of Reddit are sharing some of the dumbest things their students have said or done.
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These are some Weapons of Mental Destruction.
YouTube show Good Mythical Morning are counting down some of the dumbest weapons ever created. Most of the time, though, they are just attaching bombs to animals, and letting these little flaming monsters take care of the bad guys. Smart.
It's amazing humanity has made it this far without blowing ourselves up.
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Translation: Bin = Garbage Can
Early Tuesday morning, the British comedy site The Poke tweeted a garbage can with a yellow top and cardboard box sticking out of it. The bin, as they call it, does kind of look like that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, Donald Trump, so they told people to do “their wonderful stuff with it.”
And do their wonderful stuff they did. They declared a Photoshop war on the bin. Man, I wish we called them bins in America. I also wish we called elevators “lifts.” We never should have had the American revolution. Curse you, fore fathers!
Anyway, here are some of the best from #TheAdventuresOfDonaldTheBin:
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Does the five-second rule apply to tasting the rainbow?
Hard to say, but the Dodge County Sheriff’s Office are trying to find out, and being really funny about it. They are investigating a glowing red road, which, upon closer inspection, turned out to be covered in skittles. Was this a prank by one of those sprites that leave candy-related whimsy around the midwest?
No, as it turns out, someone was transporting a crap-load of loose skittles to be fed to cows. Apparently, it’s an old practice to fill cow-feed with candy to keep prices low. Lucky cows. Getting to eat candy for dinner before slaughter and consumption. I wish I could eat candy for dinner!
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Is your baby running amok? Are you tired of the back talking of your out-of-control toddler?
How to Dad is here to make it all better.
In this short video, "How to Dad" host Jordan Watson and his daughter run through the basics of childhood discipline and the various techniques any dad use. Watch and learn how to make sure your kid learns a thing or two about respect.
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Look, when you throw an egg on the ground, it cracks. When you open a faucet, water comes out, not a dish owel. Finally, when you throw a bowling ball down a flight of stairs, it doesn't magically float up into the air. That's the way this works.
Well, tell that to "For Approval" by Mainframe North, who seems to think that the laws of gravity don't apply to them. Check it out and be furious and amazed:
For Approval from Mainframe (North) on Vimeo.
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