Saturday, November 21, 2020

Blatant Liars That Need To Stop Their Lies


Some people are just hooked on weaving their webs of lies. It's as if they've convinced themselves somewhere along the path of grandiose delusions, that other folks won't take the minimal amount of time to fact check them. Well, that's just not the case. Fortunately, we've got tons of truth defending warriors spread throughout the vast expanse of the online world, that are just ready to all out the BS when they spot it. 

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Text - ... Sponsored - Nice store...too bad half the employees are unmasked and the same for ignorant, inconsiderate customers. When asked about this, a sheckout lady told me she had a health condition. Well, evidently half the healthy-looking employees do as well. What a joke...not going back. 3w Like Reply Author Not sure what store you're referring to we are only an online company and have no physical locations. 3w Like Reply 14 DO

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Text - Replies My 4G on iphone 11 is good enough 8:13 « Search O SPEEDTEST O DOWNLOAD Mbps O UPLOAD Mbps 182 207 OPing 7ms | O Jitter 0.54 ms|O Loss 0% * M1 Test Again HOW DOES YOUR NETWORK AVAILABILITY COMPARE WITH YOUR EXPECTATIONS? 4 Much worse As expected Much better Understanding results 108 5h Like Reply J 4G goes up to around 100mbs also it says you're connected to your wifi in the top right you donut. 5h Like Reply 335

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Text - AITA for not tipping a bad service I took some of my employees out to lunch today. Our waiter was really bad she didn't pay attention to us and never got refills on our drinks. She also got our burgers wrong not just one of us all of ours. We didn't order any thing special. We ordered burgers and waters. I get that they rely on tips but she clearly didn't want to be there and wasn't doing her job well. Edit I took that money and gave it to the chef . 81 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD V

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Light - r/KideAcouckingStupid 6m • imgur My Friend's A Teacher To the student who keeps taping hot Cheetos to things in my classroom: ..why? DELL LADOWCART615 Vote 1 Share Y BEST COMMENTS Now I've seen this exact post for months now your friend is not a teacher Reply 1 Vote ...

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Dog - i Active now what's the dog called Ryder that was taken last year aww he looks like a very good boy he issss

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Dog - he broke our couch today oh that's not good Yuppp ges Tabrador Tetievo A Licensable Golden retriever stock photo. Imag... dreamstime.com neither is this Ok

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Text - 1 review 3 months ago Critical: Cleanliness, Professionalism, Punctuality, Quality, Value Don't go here very ghetto staff. Take your money to a place that values customers Response from the owner 3 months ago You came into the shop asking for 6 tattoos done in 1 hour and a half. We told you it wasnt possible and we could refund your money. You wanted to male an issue about the refund and refused to wear a mask and abide by state law. We have cameras and filmed everything. Should of worn y

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Text - Think this fits. My ex-gf / roommate tried to lie to me about the last month of rent I'm paying before leaving. Smh my head 4:36 LTE Yesterday 4:57 PM Yesterday 10:34 PM I also need $490 for rent I'm aware. I get paid the day it's due so. Also it's 455 i saw it I did the math it's $490 for everyone The bill is $1365 correct? Delivered Can you just send $490 please. Were gonna be short on rent. So could you just please send it. This is the last time you have to pay it anyways.

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Text - •.. 12 reviews 2 months ago Beware, this restaurant is using bleach to clean their chairs and it ruined my clothes. Mediocre food.

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Text - Chi YOwner) 2 months ago Hi Hyloy our bleach solution is a standardized solution approved for use in minimizing the risks against COVID-19. If you have a problem with our dining room cleaning processes, you are more than welcome to opt for take out and stay home. I believe most customers would feel safe and are thankful that we take the time to sanitize our seats between each use; nothing to beware about. As such, we have contact tracing logs and security camera footage to indicate that y

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Text - Product - YouTube deleted this cover because it got more views than the original Wish 107.6 Coesh views and this cover got 4.6 million. Also they haven't deleted it The actual rise up got 54 million 3d 226 likes Reply View replies (8)

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Text - Text - Local Guide · 27 reviews · 1 photo ***** a year ago Poor Management Response from the owner a year ago I note that you have not responded to my request to make contact so that we could understand your concern and a review of our internal records shows you did not make an internal compliant. Our records indicate that you were a volunteer student with us who was found smoking during your shift rather than Dear attending to your duties.

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Text - Text - Today 10:27 PM So where do we go from here, should I venmo you $5 or is there a link I should click Wow I guess you think l'm fake. Whatever No, but if theres one thing I learned in the Navy its that: If it looks to good to be true, it probably is But who knows, maybe Im just an idiot Maybe you are this time Nope, it took me literally 5 minutes to reverse image search you on google. Your pictures are of an instagram model: rhiastylex. Nice try Sent

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Text - Text - Solving this puzzle means your IQ is higher than 240 |1 85 7 4 1 9 4 38 4 6 16 2 7 7984 2 39 5 7 5 16 8 2 4 6 5 9. 1 2 OVER 6 MILLION PLAYERS Install Now Sudoku - Brain Puzzle Games O Like Comment Share 21 6 Shares Most Relevant v Considering that Einstein's IQ was around 160, and the highest ever recorded IQ is 228, I find this ad to be bs. Just now Like Reply 3.

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Text - Text - Saturday, June 13, 2020 I wanna Buy"Gameboy Advance + Pokemon Leaf Hreen "you still available? 3:57 PM Yes it's still available 3:57 PM Can I send the code to you? 3:57 PM Code? 3:58 PM Bookmarked here for unread messages this code is prove you are real. Can I send the code to you? 3:58 PM Sounds like you're gonna use my phone number to try and get access to my account In fact I've seen this exact thing on reddit where 3:59 PM somebody was looking for a cat ok, check your phone inb

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Text - Text - ... r/CongratsLikelmFive 9查.3d i'm 49 years old and just finished my elementary school education today time to get a High School Diploma 873 63 1, Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL 3•2d That's crazy because 38 days ago you were 29, a high school drop out, living with your parents. if you're going to post lies, at least be consistent Edit 會 18 ↓

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Text - Text - r/CongratsLikeImFive Posted by My uncle bought a Tesla cybertruck and he let me drive it! It actually handles really tightly, the interior is classy, and it's pretty damn fast Vote - Comment Share BEST COMMENTS Production of the cybertruck doesn't begin until 2021. I'm not congratulating you on something that didn't happen. A Reply

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A Motherload of Devastating Dad Jokes


There is a right time for puns and there is a wrong time for puns, and now is the time to let the dad jokes flow freely. These puns are reeking of such dadness that they belong on a minivan road trip to a lawnmower festival. These sackfuls of puns might have you regretting wordplay and looking completely dad in the eyes.

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Human - I lost my hair years ago but I still carry a comb I just can't part with it

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Text - Князь Мышкин @MyshkinFool HOT older men in YOUR area want to know if YOU have been playing with the THERMOSTAT?

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Photo caption - WHEN YOU GOT THE SAME MOM BUT DIFFERENT DADS

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Games - This made me throw up.

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Cartoon - Teacher: Can you count down from 100? Me: Yes. 100, 59, 58... My teacher My microwave

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Facial expression - A cheese factory exploded in France. That's awful. Riker's Beard It is. Da Brie is everywhere.

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Text - Wanna hear a joke about Sodium? Na Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO

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Text - А, В, , Е, F, G...

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Mammal - A NEW STUDY RECENTLY FOUND THAT HUMANS EAT MORE BANANAS THAN MONKEYS I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME TATE A MONKEY

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Computer keyboard - H. K. All Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... and i laughed... looks like he put me in my place. Touche IT guy 13

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Hero - Lion-O Richie

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Skin - Doctor, here is the list of donor hearts, livers and kidneys, Wow, it is very... in alphabetical order. Organ-ized.

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Text - On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday.

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Liqueur - It was the best of Shires, It was the HEINZ KISTERS MORS HEINZ RCESTERS 20% MORE 20% MORE HEINZ MORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE HEINZ WORCESTERSHIRE ZNI3H RCESTERS HON NO

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Graduation - SHOUTOUT TO SIDEWALKS FOR KEEPING ME OFF THE STREETS

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Face - Oh No! our neighbour died! Who, Ray? ePunHubOnline I don't think cheering is appropriate, Karen Pun hub

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Text - Woman gets killed while eating a burgers First 48: Hamburger Couldn't Helper O Like Comment A Share Shawn Shawn and 62 others 29 shares Donte D-low Trammell Brooooo im dead 2 2d Like Reply

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Dog breed - TOOK MY DOG CAMPING AND AS HE SAT THERE STARING AT THE FIRE BLANKLY IREALIZED HE LOVES STICKS.O WAS BURNING A GIANT PILE OF HIS TOYS.

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Lawn - If there's anything I love more than a family costume, it's a solid dad joke. Hunt MANWICH Origira

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Cartoon - Baby I wanna travel. Go outside, pick up a basketball & take 3 steps

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Motor vehicle - Do you know why I pulled you over? If you forgot, I'm not reminding you.

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Internet meme - Was that a T-Rex that was just talking to you? Yeah, he just sold me a few handguns What?? Why? He's my small arms dealer

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Meal - Dad: If the Queen farts during dinner, the guests should pretend as if nothing happened Family: Why? Dad: Noble gases should have no reaction

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Photo caption - Number One, when we're done here would you like to join my llama and A picnic with you I for a picnic? and your llama? Yes. Alpaca lunch

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Tree - Look, a Cowch THE DAILY LAUGHS

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Arm - INSTRUCTION MANUAL? YOU MEAN THE MANUFACTURER'S OPINION?

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Footwear - Das a foot PURIFIED WATER NE FA Cn DASANI RO2 (1.25 PO S91

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Terrestrial animal - I HAVE THE NECESSARY YOUR KOALAFICATIONS ARE KOALAFICATIONS DON'T LISTEN TO HIM COMPLETELY IRRELEPHANT THIS ARGUING IS BECOMING HE'S LION UNBEARABLE! INDEED HORSE PLEASE. WHEN DO YOU EVER SAY SOMETHING SMART? ITS MAKING MY VOICE HORSE DONT WORRY, OWL WAIT I'M OUT OF HERE! OUCH YOU ALL ARE GIRAFFING ME CRAZY HAWKWARD

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Cartoon - IF YOU DRIFT A TESLA IS IT CALLED AN ELECTRIC SLIDE?2 made with mematic

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Photo caption - Friend: “Are you alright?" Me with the mental capacity of a 9 year old: "Nah, I'm half left."

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Text - Son: can we go to a haunted house this year? Dad: what's wrong with the one we live in? Son: WHAT?! Dad: goodnight son edadiexting

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Animated cartoon - When you use a non-stick pan, but the food still sticks to it. P'll get you for this, Pan!

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Album cover - BEFORE CALCULATORS PEOPLE USED AN...

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Player - There's only one thing that scares me on Halloween. Which is? Captain Kirk Man Myth Legend Yeah. How did you know?

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Horizon - YOU OF A

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Facial expression - I have a pen that can write underwater. Wow, really? Riker's Beard Yeah. It can write other words too, though.

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