At what point do we turn things up a notch, and add a couple more horse's asses to the mix. Can honestly say, I did not see this twist coming, in terms of where our modern day advanced spacecrafts originate from. Who'd have known we could look back so far in history, and point out a couple horse asses as being the root cause of it all.
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Sometimes, you need to ponder very deep thoughts, barefooted, at a cafe, surrounded by people with soured expressions trying to NOT smell your toe fungus.
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Court reporters have criminally resilient poker faces. The wild stuff they hear in the courtroom is enough to break down the most hardened of stoic expressions, yet there they are, staring off, listlessly into their papers, noting it all for someone to read through, later on. The real question, is whether you'd hear outbreaks of laughter behind those closed doors. Cause, damn. Some of these are truly unbelievable. If you enjoyed this little segment, check out some of the strangest legal questions lawyers have been asked, over here!
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Life can be boring when every social interaction is so planned out and expected. Why not throw a wrench in people's social expectations and give their brains a what-for? If you wanted to alienate strangers and potential friends, here are some ideas. For the prank-minded, here are some long cons for April fools.
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All we want to know at this point in the game, is did he pass with flying colors, get the A+, and the green light? Who's to say. What we do know is that this dude did not hold back on the effort, and pouring his thirsty heart out into his persuasive essay.
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We know the first thing you're gonna say and don't worry, he's fine. The channel says "Don is okay and had a good laugh at this video a few days later when we showed him." So there you go. That said, this is sort of a testament to how realistic VR can feel. That or how poorly a demo team can screw up preparing someone for VR. Arguments for both.
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At any given time, someone is trying to accomplish something. You might be trying to look smart, take a picture, or bake a cake for a friend. Maybe you're a journalist writing a headline or a just someone trying to create something wholesome. Many of lifes attempts will land in the garbage bin of failure.
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We admire her bravery after such a terrifying incident. Woman's got courage and grit and fire in her soul. That being said, this news anchor's failure to keep his sh*t together during his interview, is some other kind of cringeworthy magic.
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The idiots are RAGING in this post filled with facepalm. That or it is all intentional stupidity, which still warrants a nice round of facepalms.
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When someone claiming to be your mom says they've just won a fortune and wants you to buy them gift cards, it's time to roll up your sleeves and mess with em until they want nothing more than to get away from you. What a fun way to spend an afternoon.
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These DIY home improvement Fails never should've tried in the first place. Sometimes things are better left untouched. While their intentions might've been hopeful and well-intentioned, the results are what landed them here back at Fail Blog! So, next time you tack on a home improvement task for yourself, do NOT create any of these shining disasters.
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These dads found themselves in the middle of some hilarious "don't tell your mother" moments. Sometimes, at a young age a pact develops between kids and their fathers, who just want to continue getting away with ridiculous things that are all kinds of lazy. Yes, looking at you anti-clothes ironing dad. Your game will only last for so long.
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The moral of the story here is that Nicole is one ruthless, cold, and careless customer service rep. Outside that, Chase bank gets "exposed" for being a money hungry, evil sac of bullsh*t. Aren't we all just...shocked. If anything, take this guy's fiery twitter thread about his bizarre number-crunching money debacle with Chase bank, as a cautionary tale for what your bank could be pulling on you, under the table. Who knows.
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If you talk about an ad, it was a GOOD ad. Right? So, maybe confused crematorium guy is actually winning, not failing, after all.
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