Friday, March 1, 2019

Emotionally Agonizing Twitter Thread About Vaccination Gone Wrong Still Condemns Anti-Vaxxers


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Years after this ex-competitive swimmer enduring the excruciating trials of a vaccine that "in many ways destroyed their life", they've spoken out on Twitter, to argue for vaccines. NOT the twist you'd expect amidst the swarms of anti-vaxxer threads we see storm social media, so regularly. But in this case, we have something refreshingly different. It's powerful and full of pain, and maybe moving enough to encourage anti-vaxxers to assess their stance with a newfound critical gaze. 

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Unintentional Super Cringe Ensues When Girl Tries To Be Her Injured Boyfriend's Hero


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This clumsy girlfriend's intentions when her boyfriend found himself in pain, were pure. But the purest of intentions don't eliminate the innate clumsiness of someone who just falls often. That being said, the following story brimming with love, and injury, is filled with a strong heartwarming does of unintentional, super cringe. We hope you enjoy!

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23 Frustrated Tweets About Parenting That'll Make You Wonder Why Anyone Has Kids


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The frustration is real in these tweets about the trials and tribulations of raising a kid. Parenting tweets have an unfailing ability to make us question why anyone would want a crazy little mini-me. 

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Defiant Minnesotans Band Together To Protect Their Lakes With Ridiculous Facebook Events


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As it turns out Minnesotans are NOT down with these absolutely credible threats of stealing their lakes. No, they are here to fight those threats of thievery with fiery, ridiculous Facebook events dedicated to deterring anyone foolish enough to try. If anything, what they've come up with is hilarious and impressive. Can we please summon a Paul Bunyan? I'm game. 

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Police Respond to Stupidest Road Rage Call They've Seen This Year


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At least they didn't stick around and waste more tax-funded man-hours trying to resolve the most idiotic road rage incident we've ever heard of. If you ever find yourself in this situation and are considering calling the cops, please consider calling a therapist instead. Holy crap. If you wanna read about some more idiots interacting with cops, here's this.

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29 Regretful People Share Their Cringe-Tastic Worst First Dates


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First dates typically have some awkward moments, but these ones really take the cake and get it all over your clothes. So drink in these awkward moments and be glad for any social grace you already possess. Terrible dates like this happen all the time.

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Outraged Woman Gets Called Out By Her Neighbors For Not Understanding How Services Work


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What a dark and cruel world! You mean to tell me that people, helpful people, don't offer their professional services for free just cause they live in your neighborhood?! The humanity! This woman (choosing beggar) was in for a wakeup call when she learned that lesson firsthand, for herself. 

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Panicked Guy Interrogates Girlfriend over Stinky Sock Mystery


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What starts as a confusing mystery ends as a relationship-changing bombshell. What a rabbit hole. To be honest, we wouldn't know what to do in this situation either. If you wanted to see some relationship red flags people have overlooked, check out this list here.

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Rushed Man Creates Objectively The Worst Pizza In Existence


This is what a hot circle of cheesy garbage looks like. Yes, shove that shit into the oven, the fiery pits of hell from whence it came, my dude. But even then, can you tell me you wouldn't f*ck with a bite after closing down a bar with a night of heavy drinking? Not sure how things would shake out afterwards though. 

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Genius Dad Gets Well-Timed Revenge on Six Flags Line Cutters


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When you have to wait in line for an hour to get on a ride, a line-cutting can turn into a fistfight. With a little forethought, this dad effectively got someone back for being a jackass, and left them with the ability to do absolutely nothing about it. What a dad move. Hot damn.

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23 Culture Shocked Americans Share The Things They Didn't Realize Were So American


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Sometimes you take a journey out into the big mad world, far away from where you call home, and it humbles you. You immerse yourself in the culture of a land that might even look similar on the surface, only to realize that rooting for a team in a place like Australia, is NOT what you intend it to mean. These are their own kind of special fails. 

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Passionate Guy Shouts Lord Of The Rings Speech Before Test, Nobody Responds


The sweet golden sound of awkward silence after this man's inspired speech, is a thing of BEAUTY. As is his bold courage in the face of an indifferent class just trying to suffer though another test. You might've failed in the eyes of the world, but we will proudly support your effort back here, man. 

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Hilarious Scottish Pokémon Tweets Take Over Twitter For The New Sword And Shield Games


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The internet reacted to the news that the new Pokémon games, Sword and Shield, would have UK roots, by storming Twitter with their hot takes on if Scottish people wrote the dialogue for the games. The results are nothing short of wildly entertaining. I'm not sure what the actual plan is, but these are something else. And properly capped off, by an artist who imagines what it'd look like if you were battling the Queen of England! If these have you inspired to check out some Scottish tweets, get your fill over here

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29 Disappointing Moments That Crammed a Wrench in Good Times


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Everyone's trying to just get through the day unscathed, but sometimes it seems like life is doing everything it can to make it so that doesn't happen. Here are some moments that will either confirm your negative outlook or give you some peace of mind knowing that these things aren't happening to you. And if these aren't enough, here's a bunch more.

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27 Creepy, Filthy and Stupid Design Failures


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Not much compares to a poorly designed masterpiece of stupid. One man's mistake at work is another man's sweet, scrumptious fail. We love seeing all the fruits of the world's strange coincidences, laziness and poor judgement. When they're unintentionally filthy, that makes them even better. And holy crap, these seem to happen a lot.

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18 Insightful Shower Thoughts to Give Your Day New Meaning


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Shower thoughts: fascinating observations born of a few minutes of abstract thinking. Or if you'd prefer: stuff you can quote to your friends at parties to seem smarter and more insightful. Mindblowing? Sometimes. Thought provoking? Yes. If these don't satisfy your thirst for insight, then here's some more.

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Hilarious Viral Video Shows Devastated Couple Watch Their Cruise Leave Without Them


This is a symphony of sadness. At least 1000x worse than the nightmare of your friends leaving in an Uber without your lagging ass having a chance to catch up. And above all else, just our kind of fail! We hope they were able to find another cruise ship ready to take them away, into paradise. 

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