With full sincerity we really hope that this dad went and got himself checked out after getting absolutely clocked by his kid's baseball bat. There is something wholesome about his reaction to the unfortunate event. Like, he still had the presence to immediately try to calm his kid down after taking the brutal shot to the head.
A daily dose of the most hilarious gag-inducing Internet memes, gifs, images, funny insults, and fails from around the web!
Monday, August 23, 2021
The Worst Haunted House Of All Time
We have so many questions about what exactly is going on with this haunted house. Just imagine waiting in what very well could've felt like an endless line, only to realize that the ride itself is a complete and undeniable disaster.
Guy Safely "Burps" Fish Before Releasing It
Apparently catching a trout or salmon in deep cold water can cause its swim bladder to inflate, and in order for it to reenter the water safely, the air in it needs to get "burped" out. That's like, the actual recommended thing to do. So here's a dude letting the air escape before safely releasing it back into the wild.
Stubborn Student Dismisses Teacher's Advice, Ego Check Ensues
Unfortunately, there are far too many people in this world that can create daunting worlds of stress for the well meaning, helpful individuals of the world simply because they refuse to listen to the advice that's being given to them. For us, this tech support tale was particularly enjoyable because of how it was written. You can really feel the teacher's frustration gradually build throughout the telling of this tech support nightmare. To keep the tech support drama going, check out this tech support tale about a company that plugged every ethernet cable into their router at random, and then proceeded to distress call tech support.
Tumblr Thread Does Deep Dive On Loophole In Davy Jones' Curse
We can always count on the wonderful and ever wandering minds of the Tumblr world to lead us down wild, disorienting, downright bizarre, and occasionally hilarious rabbit holes. This time around we have Tumblr users going the extra mile to point out the intriguing loophole in the infamous curse of Davy Jones in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe.
Nephews Refuse To Wear Seatbelts, Miss Their Own Flight
The great moral philosophers of the internet were brought in to weigh in on the case of these two kids who are old enough to know they should wear a seatbelt, if at least just to comply with the law and the rules of being in someone else's car. Low and behold, after an hour of being like this, they missed their flight. Speaking of entitled parents, kids and flights, here's the entitled dad who got furious his kid needed permission to hold a gun and the entitled dad who expected a stranger to entertain his id on a flight but it ended wholesomely.
Things That Are Actually Sort of Worth The Money
Don't you get us wrong, we are some of the cheapest bastards out there. We wear our underwear until it looks like the dead sea scrolls. We only buy name-brand cereal when we're trying to impress a date, and the last time we went on any meaningful vacation was "hahaha get the f*ck outta here with that nonsense." So avoid these horrible but common financial choices and these bad products that still sell like hotcakes. With that said, it's remarkable how much better things like shoes and mattresses are when you don't buy the most abysmally cheap ones around, and you can actually end up saving money buying things that last while also being significantly less miserable the whole time. Now let's get down to brass tacks. Wanna watch us eat a bug for a dollar?
90s Toys To Get Absolutely Ripped On Nostalgia
For people of a certain age, stuff like nostalgic junk food of the swingin' 90s brings back memories of what seemed like a simpler time. Sure, it's an understatement to say that there were some pretty unsavory world happenings in the 90s, but for a while, all that mattered was getting our small grubby hands on one of them sick plastic rainbow slinkies. You know, the kind you'd slink too hard and had a weird bend in it for the rest of time? Yeah, those were great. Gotta love that sensory nostalgia.
Dude Unknowingly Exacerbates Allergic Reaction, Ends Up In The ER
Oh boy, it's a troubling TIFU like the one we have here that can serve as a great example that it's always crucial to take yourself to the hospital if you find yourself wrestling with an ongoing, uncomfortable physical ailment. Fortunately, it sounds like everything worked out for this dude. Doesn't mean that they weren't spared a whole lot of discomfort before that moment though.
Weird But Mostly Bad DIY Projects And Fixes
Sometimes we think to ourselves "man, I wish my tv remote were easier to find" and the low budget DIY solution we land on is "let's glue the remote to a bigass piece of wood." And to be honest, it's an effective DIY engineering solution. If "effective" can be described as "solves the initial problem but creates ten more."
Entitled Customer Leaves Lying Review, Owner Stands Up For Staff, Bans Him
We don't know what it feels like to be decimated by an owner's response in a public forum, but it must not feel fantastic to be a Karen whose lies are exposed in a way that makes you objectively wrong, maligned and possibly dumb. So here's to the owners who have the time to respond to these dishonest reviewers who thought they could swing their customer hammer with a one-star review.
New Neighbor Says Driveway Can't Be Shared Anymore, Ends Up With Tiny Driveway
It sounds like Mike was really just asking for it, man. There are some people that move into new neighbors and just proceed to start up all kinds of conflict that quite simply needn't ever have been started in the first place. Mike definitely fits the bill for that kind of villainous character. Fortunately, the neighbor that Mike messed with was more than ready to clap back with some sweet malicious compliance. Keep that neighbor drama train rolling with this post about the petty things that people did to combat neighbors.
Overbearing Neighbors Continually Pester Man Over His Lifestyle
Man oh man, some neighbors can end up being an absolute waking nightmare. It sounds like this guy found himself in the miserable predicament of having to live next to some downright invasive neighbors that simply wouldn't let him live his life in peace. Someone in the comments recommended a cease and desist letter. That honestly might be the only way that this guy will be able to resolve his ongoing neighbor debacle. For some more neighborly drama check out this post about the time that a belligerent neighbor damaged a family's car, refused to own up, and then had that backfire terribly.
Bizarre Experiences People Don't Usually Talk About
Existence is far more mysterious than we regularly give it credit for. Seriously, there are so many glitches in the matrix that folks just choose to not talk about. Maybe you've endured one of those moments yourself. At the very least, this spooky AskReddit thread can serve to remind you that this whole life thing on this crazy planet is a very strange thing filled with mysteries.
Customer Plants Hidden Camera To Learn Why All Their Packages Are Broken
Nobody likes having to confront the grim reality that is realizing that their packages have been damaged upon delivery. This customer was inspired to plant a hidden camera to get to the bottom of why their packages kept showing up broken.