Socially Awkward Penguin is Awkward, WOAH! In all seriousness, Jermaine, you are an antisocial savage, and I respect and understand you, my dude. People get too close and they might catch hands. Brother Nature was bound to learn his lesson sometime or other.
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The population of Tinderers never fails to keep things comfortably on the side of immaturity, spicy witty banter, bold (and/or clueless) pickup lines, and shamelessness. These are all A+ examples. If you need more of what the wild word of Tinder has to offer, look over here.
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This man decided to ask the internet if he was being the asshole for asking an obese man who sat next to him on the plane, to pay extra. Umm, what do you guys think? Is the answer here obvious, or much more complex, when it comes to what was the considerate and kind thing to do.
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"Financial Dominatrix" sounds like a fancy made up job name like "Life Coach" or "CEO." We're pretty sure she's a glorified gold digger but if it works for her, more power to her. This guy comes in swinging trying to figure out what the hell she actually does, but by Tinder standards, it's not that wierd.
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Sometimes that panoramic attempt ends up looking like a monstrous creation best suited for a cursed image dump. See here. Whether you decide to share your unintentional beast of a creation with the rest of the world is your choice. In this case, we are highly pleased people went ahead and shared their wild results. Just our kind of fails!
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Wonder if the boss actually thought this guy would go through with it. People will always surprise you, and in this case, the boldness on the part of the trucker is welcomed! Hell, maybe even inspiring.
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Prepare for this post to put you in check. Seems like it's making waves on Twitter for being brutally on point, when it comes to the emotional fallout of a breakout, and one person's stubborn refusal to move forwards, when things are finished.
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Dog Park Debbie strikes again! She's not having any of your dog's insensitive lust, when it comes to her dog. And you better believe she's ready to get the cops involved!
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At its best, a comments section is a place for people to discuss new ideas, share interesting stories, and tell each other jokes. At its worst, it kinda looks something like this. Egotistical braggarts tearing each other down for no reason other than to make themselves feel something. Boy it happens a lot.
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This guy lived to regret sharing too much information about certain smoking activities with his buddies, while his parrot was around. I mean, hey man, parrot's just doing his thing, and maybe he felt left out. Either way, part of me seriously hopes this story is true, cause it is absolutely ridiculous.
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Whether you're driving a stolen car up to a police station or not covering your face while stealing security cameras, there are less embarrassing ways to get arrested. These people had some interesting stories to tell about idiots they know. Turns out people say some really stupid things around police.
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When you find yourself breaking through a wall to meet the world after a restless night of sleep, is that time for a self check-in? Looks like he has one tough day cut out for himself.
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Getting stuck in an elevator is a worst nightmare come true. In the case of this doctor, he chose to poke fun at his predicament with a series of Snapchat updates. We get to watch a man trained in science grapple with a crazy idea called faith, that he will manage to get out of his little hellish prison.
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They might be cleaning the windows, but the thoughts of a window washer or someone who sees them, often seem to err on the dirtier side!
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You might find yourself grinding your teeth halfway through this list, without realizing it, and that is a perfectly rational reaction. Cause these are the infuriating opposite of those oddly satisfying images that'll occasionally grace our news feeds.
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These dads are just being the daddest dads ever. It's all jokes by dads and jokes about dads. So many jokes. So many dads. Just about the father-est stuff you ever saw. It's all lawn mowing and complaining about your kids. If you want to see some pure pun-tastic dad jokes then you can find some here.
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This dad's idea to mic up his 4-year-old son at hockey practice was pure genius. Naturally, what ensues is a heartwarming assortment of quotes from kids being ridiculously adorable, and unintentionally hilarious.
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Sometimes we fall smack dab into the middle of a regret-filled fail. These people in particular, landed themselves in some painful shituations.
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