Thursday, January 24, 2019

35 Hilariously Catastrophic Cooking Fails To Make You Feel Better About Your Darkest Hour


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Did some of these people just try to cook lava or what?! To try your hand at anything in the kitchen is to set yourself up for a monumental, potentially smoky failure. 

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Amused Dad Can't Stop Laughing When Trying To Punish His Sons Covered In Paint


Can you even blame this dad's hysterical fit of laughter? There's a whole lot of joy and love and ridiculous going on here in the face of a paint-soaked fail, and we are all for it. 

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14 People Confess What It's Really Like Going Through Polyamorous Breakups


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Polyamorous relationships are a trip! These people confess the emotional turmoil, fallout, and overriding pain that can come of closing one door, while still loving another, who was a part of the relationship. 

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Rude Woman Teases Guy's Powerpoint Tinder Profile On Twitter And He Gets The Last Laugh


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This young and brash woman felt the need to toss a guy's meticulously assembled, reasonably creative powerpoint Tinder profile, on Twitter for the wolves to tear at. But instead, she found him ready to face her with shameless wit, which was met with widespread approval and respect from others on Twitter. 

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Patton Oswalt Stops Himself Mid-Twitter-Spar With A Trump Supporter To Pull A Bro Move


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Patton Oswalt exercised some admirable self-awareness and restraint in the face of a heated Twitter debate with a testy Trump supporter. In this case, he took a timeout on his verbal assault, to steer his focus toward helping the man who was dealt a tough hand. In a matter of 24 minutes, Oswalt's gesture resulted in surpassing the man's GoFundMe goal. Apparently, up until that point, the man had received only $350 from donors. Patton Oswalt is GOOD PEOPLE. 

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Embarrassed Woman Messes Up Her Job Interview With Blindly Stressed Over-Preparation


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The bright side in this freshly embarrassed woman "messing up" her job interview, by leaping out ahead of the actual date, with nothing but the best of intentions, is that she's already lived down the stress of being ready for the day, once! The actual time the proper day rolls around for the job interview, stands every chance at being an easy breeze of the familiar. And to make matters even more bearable for her fail, she found someone who experienced something of the same, on Twitter. 

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12 Awkward Images That Will Storm You With A Tidal Wave Of Cringe


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Some people possess more cringe in themselves that they're (unfortunately) able to share with the world, easier than others. You might catch yourself physically or mentally wincing in uncomfortable agony, as you scroll through people doing things that are ripe for inspiring discomfort. At the very least social media's a doorless home to all people's passing thoughts of nonsensical, bullsh*t. 

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Millennial War Vet Dad Almost Gets His Kids Expelled After Teaching Them Extreme Nerf Gun War Tactics


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This enthusiastic dad experienced the face of outrage in a very concerned principal, after teaching his kids extreme nerf gun war tactics. It sounds like he met the school's disapproval with nothing but proud admiration over his kids' performance in the nerf gun arena of chaos, within their school. Also, that school sounds quite intense! An overall enjoyable tale. 

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Tumblr Offers Scary Perspective About How Hitler Twisted His Love And Loyalty Into An Evil Thing


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This tumblr thread focuses on an idea rooted in the belief that while, "Hitler was horrifying and horrible, he wasn't evil for the sake of being evil." 

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21 Defense Lawyers Share What It's Like Defending Guilty Clients


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Defense lawyers have some steeled resolve. They wrestle with all kinds of crazed revelations from people looking to live their lives outside the cold metal bars that a law-abiding society would possibly, like to see them behind. In the case of these guilty clients, you're apt to learn a thing or two, about what you can expect from a defense lawyer, if you ever find yourself in need of one. 

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25 Infuriatingly Misleading Products Designed by the Devil Himself


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Sometimes the fine print won't even help you. These immoral businesses tried to swindle customers with misleading bait and switch tactics, as well as comically strange lying strategies. We could give them credit for being clever, but we don't want to.

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Guy Asks Reddit To Roast Him And Gets Dumped In Lava-Level Hot Bath Of Insults


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The insult-savvy, roast-friendly community of Reddit claims their latest victim, in this willing dude who kicked things off by calling himself a "baked bean." That was a spicy tart, friend. From there, people absolutely had their way with hatching up the most creative combinations of degrading words, that they could find in the backs of their brains. 

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25 Various Dissapointing Moments of Failure and Misfortune


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You may have thought your day sucked, but these photos might give you some extra insight into whether or not it really did. Here are some big errors, medium mistakes and comically sad moments that will help you decide.

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