Wednesday, March 25, 2015
16 Insane Reactions to Zayne Malik Leaving One Direction
Purportedly, One Direction means something to some people.
So when The Cute One/The Bad Boy/The Muslim One Zayn Malik announced he was leaving mega-popular 1D, the earth stopped on its axis and the nuclear winter that descended reflected the insides of our souls.
Here's what that looked like on social media:
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Tweet of the Day: J.K. Rowling’s Perfect Response to a Question About Dumbledore’s Sexuality
“Harry Potter” author J.K. Rowling revealed that Albus Dumbledore was gay back in 2007 at Carnegie Hall, but apparently some fans still can’t seem to wrap their heads around it.
On Twitter Tuesday, a girl named Ana Kocovic reached out to Rowling and asked about the decision to make the Hogwarts headmaster a homosexual.
“Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter,” Kocovic wrote. “I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is a gay because I can’t see him in that way.”
And just like magic, Rowling responded with the most perfect tweet ever.
The girl ended up thanking her and apparently deleting all of her tweets. Her profile now says her name is Gellert Grindelwald, whom Rowling previously said was Dumbledore’s love interest.
“Amazing answer,” she replied. “Yes you are absolutely right. Such an inspiration!”
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Fail of the Day: Guy Busted for Using ‘Most Interesting Man in the World’ to Drive in HOV Lane
There are lots of simple things you can do to get to work on time. This is not one of them.
A man in Washington was caught by state troopers using a cardboard cutout of the “Most Interesting Man in the World” from the Dos Equis ads as a passenger to fool authorities into letting him use the HOV lane.
Needless to say, it didn’t work, and he was fined.
Trooper Guy Gill Tweeted out the photo on Tuesday, giving the guy some props for trying.
“I don’t always violate the HOV lane law,” he wrote. “But when I do, I get a $124 ticket! We’ll give him an A for creativity!”
After being pulled over, the driver told the officer that the man was his “best friend.”
This might have been a big fail, but the real Dos Equis guy could have gotten away with it.
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