Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Woman Overhears And Live Tweets Terrible First Date


Woman live tweets a nearby couple's absolutely terrible first date | tweet by Anne Thériault anne_theriault Watching couple on appears be terrible first coffee date at table next Dude is every precious self- involved writer.

She really dodged a bullet on this one. We'll always turn back and give this classic live tweet another read through. Sounds like the precious and self-involved reader liked the sound of his own voice too much, to consider anything that his date was saying. 

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Entertaining Bits Of Tumblr Comedy Gold


A collection of funny moments from various people on Tumblr | posted by queen-beastie Literally any continuity "error involves Spock can be explained away by fact he is fucking liar Vulcans never lie Never,"Spock lied." pic of leonard nemoy as spock in star trek

Ah, the good old minds of Tumblr are back at it again. Can't say you've really enjoyed all that the internet has to offer if you haven't fallen down a strange rabbit hole on Tumblr. 

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Signs That Do A Great Job of Being Terrifying


Spooky signs that are too scary | falling rock sign broken and covered in fallen rocks. Enhanced Rabies Surveillance This freezer is feral animals and wildlife will Management Program. Please fill out datasheet with an animal picked up, and reason it is being turned check on This is only Enhanced Surveillance, not any animal might be considered exposed human or domestic animal. So if this animal involved bite scratch contact local department have this animal tested immediately

Spooky signs are there to be helpful and warn us of hazards in our environment, but some of them, like these terrifying signs go above and beyond when it comes to being scary. They're doing way too good a job of making us want to stay away.

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Guy Tries To Own Judge Judy


This fool's attempt to own Judge Judy resulted in a particularly uncomfortable display of cringe. Try harder next time, man. 

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Extreme Cold In Calgary Results In Frozen Shirt Frisbee


There's cold and then there's the extreme kind of cold that results in lunatics playing frisbee with frozen clothing. 

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People Share Their Favorite Baby Yoda Problems


A collection of tweets about Baby Yoda that people are using on Twitter to describe their problems in life | tweet by mrjafri someone insults and stay up all night thinking about should have responded #BabyYodaProblems

Twitter users are summing up their various life problems with the help of Baby Yoda. Apparently the cute little dude and his sad eyes do a remarkable job at capturing the more emotional moments in life. 

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Guy's Friend Says She's Out Of His League, He Claps Back


Guy tells his friend that she's not that pretty after she says that she's out of his league | AITA telling my friend she isn't as attractive as she thinks? Everyone Sucks few nights ago hanging out with one my friends, and decided order food through Door Dash. About 30 minutes later get notification delivery guy is approaching with our order. Without word she dashes out front room

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was a jerk for clapping back against his friend who said she was out of his league. He proceeded to meet that statement by telling her that she "wasn't that pretty." People seem to be of the opinion that everyone kind of sucks here. 

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Internet Mortified By Kiwi On Pizza


Kiwi on pizza sends people on Twitter into a grossed out frenzy | NFFCWoodz Replying Tadala_Kadula And people say Pineapple pizza is disgusting

Yep, that's a cursed pizza if we've ever seen one. Why would somebody bring this kind of terrible creation into the world? It's just gotta be to get a rise out of folks on Twitter. 

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Guy Can't Legally Cut Down Tree, Knocks it Down with Bulldozer


Story of a guy who couldn't legally cut a tree down, so he knocked it down with a bulldozer | Posted by kg1206 Illegal cut down trees? Fine won't "cut" them down. This isn't my story but 's pretty well known one around my town. My town had some pretty strict bylaws about cutting down trees within town limits s because part green belt or something meaning have maintain certain amount green space

When this guy was faced with a dumb law getting in the way, this guy decided to fight back with a Cat. The logistics around tree removal can lead to some interesting drama. Here are some more loopholes clever people exploited.

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Jerk Manager Ruins Childhood Game Store, Ends Up Getting Fired


Rude manager destroys guy's childhood game, so he ends up getting fired | r/ProRevenge posted by WhiteOnmyoji Asshole manager destroyed my childhood game store so l got him fired judge card games local world championships

If you're going to be a rude manager and proceed to ruin someone's favorite childhood game store, you better be ready for them to retaliate. In this case, the retaliation was swift and brutal. Looks like the rude manager is going to be fresh on the job hunt!

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Dumb Design Fails that Didn't Go as Planned


Funny dirty and stupid design failures | tweet by starboots_ looking an app stabilizes time-lapse videos and uh would have maybe gone with different name. and logo. and just everything PRO LAPSE. FOR NICE REAR BARGAIN LEASE FITOUT PARKING RENT

The bad part about making a product or sign is that if you obviously screw up, a whole bunch of people are gonna see it and get to laugh at your mistake. The upside is that a whole bunch of people are going to see it, and they get to laugh at your mistake. Here are some more dumb design fails that were someone's one job.

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Concierge For Super Rich People Dishes Out Juiciest Stories


Concierge for the super rich people shares his juiciest stories working with clients on Reddit | posted by gambigirl are common physical attributes affluent people building along lines 1000 shoes ResidentialConcierge High Quality perfume. They all fucking smell good.

A self-proclaimed concierge for the rich and "super rich" took to Reddit to share some of his juiciest stories from his time spent working the job. Whether it's witnessing the super rich get away with all kinds of ridiculous depravity, or enjoying the benefits of insanely large tips....you definitely end up seeing some things. 

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Train Conductor Uses Masterful Investigative Skills


Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

This train conductor clearly chose the wrong profession. The dude has a knack for investigating. That passenger doesn't even know what hit him. 

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Ways People Rebelled Against Unfair School Rules


Ways students rebelled at school | posted by Acceptable-Living Last year our school fetched ban on backpacks and bags general since they were apparently safety hazard" two days later some guy my yeargroup comes carrying his books and pencil case microwave. Dude made national news

School is typically your first opportunity in life to be done dirty by an uncaring monolith with corrupt administration, so it's no wonder it can be a place of rebellion. People remember when teachers are unfair, and come up with some clever ways to flout the rules.

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Twitter Users Share Their Dumbest Family Fights


A collection of Twitter replies to people's dumbest family fights | tweet by StacWebbleHubbl My hubby and argue over whether or not underwear should be washed before being worn even called Fruit Loom customer service settle They are on my side and recommend washing 1st. He still disagrees dumbestfamilyfight

People are sharing the dumbest fights that they've ever seen break out between family members. These might all serve as a solid reminder that there are very few limits to the kinds of dumb stuff that family members will squabble over. 

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