This is what a complete, blackmailing wet fart of a shitwit looks like. This dude comes across as the kind of spineless, perverse piece of pussy-repellent lard that'd send off dick pics to the nearest stranger on Imgur. Here's to hoping this poor girl reported this extreme case of cringe-inducing ugliness.
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There are few things cooler than a backflip and even fewer cool things than a double backflip. But have you considered doing a double backflip on a snowmobile?
That's impossible, right?
WRONG!
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Daniel Bodin has become the first person on earth to do a double backflip on a snowmobile.
"I did it! I can’t believe I did it!" said Bodin. "The rush! It just can’t be described – nobody in this world can understand the feeling. I’ve nurtured the dream of nailing this trick for more than two years."
Hell yeah, Daniel. The world needs more backflips.
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Coming this Fall to the ABC Friday night lineup, it's "First Family."
The Trump kids, Eric, Barron, Ivanka, Jr., and, everyone's favorite, Tiffany, are up to their usual brand of hi-jinx. Whether it's pulling big bros tie or sitting in on a meeting with the Japanese prime minister, the only conflicts of interest with this crew is "Who was in my room?" At least that's kind of what the cover of the latest Us Weekly looks like.
Only problem is, people aren't really into this show, and Twitter is exploding with people expressing with the cover.
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The indestructible Twinkie will never die, as we learned a few years ago when Hostess went under. The company and it's signature snack were resurrected, but even more frightening, though, Twinkies are growing stronger.
Back in December, Nestle and Hostess announced that we should keep our eyes to the freezers because Hostess cakes were coming. Lo and behold, they made good on their promise. Twinkies, Sno Balls, and the immortal chocolate CupCakes ice cream are fresh out the gate, and some of them have already been spotted in the wild.
The folks over at the Impulsive Buy found these suckers in their local Riesbeck supermarket.
While we haven’t tastes these bad boys yet, they sound absolutely delicious. In their press release last year, Hostess described flavors as:
Twinkies Ice Cream features sweet buttercream-flavored ice cream, sponge cake pieces and a vanilla frosting swirl; CupCakes Ice Cream combines chocolate ice cream, cake pieces and a cream frosting swirl; and Sno Balls Ice Cream is a marshmallow-flavored ice cream with chocolate cake pieces and a whipped coconut swirl.
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Ted Cruz, do you even meme bro? Yes, yes apparently he does. And I'll be damned if he didn't address some sass from a potentially canned Deadspin Social Media chump, with steely, ice cold savagery. Big ups Cruz. Not your biggest fan, to put it lightly, but big ups my dude.
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Nothing quite like the stubborn bravery of a lil kid hopped up on the notion that yes, with enough creativity their ever wise parents won't suspect a thing. I was that kid. I am that man child, to this day. But hey let's lend a credit toward where credit's due. These kids definitely approached the weaving of their webs of lies with the kind of creativity that all but encouraged their parents to let 'em drag it out for just a bit longer.
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As an innocent and ignorant and wide-eyed kid I definitely fell prey to mistaking the iconic 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' movie as a candy-coated, chocolate-painted spectacle full of wildly enticing dreams. But dude, let me tell you. At some point or another further down the road when I'd lived a little bit more, and went back for the throwback viewing; that movie took on a whole different, sinister light.
It's vaguely terrifying. Unsuspecting kids touring a towering chocolate factory with a detached, devil-grin sporting tour guide, as they slowly get picked off one by one...succumbing to delicious temptations they'd been warned against. The fan theory here proposes a connection between the kids working their way through different layers of factory, much like Dante's Inferno involves the exploration of hell, and how its different levels include different sinful temptations. Honestly. I can see it. Mayhaps a little bit of a stretch, but the connection is definitely there.
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The world is filled with stupid questions, and most of those questions are size related, particularly whether or not God can create something so big that even he can't eat it.
Sometimes people think outside the bun, though. Reddit is a place for that, a safe space where stupid questions aren't chastised but encouraged. This is one of those times.
So when someone asked: "What would the Earth taste like if we shrunk it to the size of a grape and ate it as a whole?" The gang at Ask Reddit took it to heart, and the answers are fantastic.
However, the answer is quite easy: The earth would taste like chicken.
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This takes pussy-whipped to a whole new level. Bro, your girlfriend is out there entertaining thirsty men that wield fat wallets, getting paid for anything 'allegedly' outside the realm of having sex. I've been in something of a mental pickle here, at a loss for who's the shittiest person in this outright absurd scenario....and well yeah, I'm still undecided.
Maybe, both of 'em. But I'm sure we have some dudes out there that'd step up to the plate to passionately argue for the merits of go-getter, outside the bounds of societally acceptable capitalism. In this case if you're the boyfriend, you leave your balls at home.
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These people are dickheads and assholes. You should not aspire to be them.
However, you should sensibly chuckle or shake your head condescendingly at these idiots and their actions.
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This guy went absolute rage mode after getting what shows all signs of a mayonnaise-drowned (legit drowned) shit sandwich. I'm just trying to find his Yelp account now for other reviews he might've penned in the throes of elevated anger.
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We're onto your shit Agent-47 . Specifically the ever observant and scrutinizing eyes of our internet's conspiracy theory groups have identified what they believe to be Trump's agent, not so covertly trying to conceal a gun in his coat. With robot arms.
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"The new kid smells like falafel and wants to shave my mustache."
Since last Friday, we've wondered what the high and mighty were saying at the inauguration. Well, those days are over.
The geniuses at Bad Lip Reading have finally released their "Inauguration Day" video, and it's glorious. Now, you can enjoy Trump's speech without all post-apocalyptic imagery and good ol' fashioned American "carnage."
Enjoy!
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Some of these burnt and toasted individuals all but served up the comebacks that'd be their ultimate undoing on a hot, steamy platter of righteousness. While others, others just got blindsided. All in all, your 'game' is as good as your ability to engage in some solid witty banter, and these freshly fried amateurs need to turn back and hit the books.
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Like bullfighting, the Running of the Bulls is fun for spectators and horrible for the bulls. Audiences watch in delight as man asserts its dominance over the four-legged by showing that they're faster and stabbier than the bull. But if you put that sword down or take those Nikes off, you are f'd.
This bull gets it. Show what you do by just destroying this small SUV.
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If you look up the word "Troll" in a Merriam-Webster dictionary, is there just a picture of a Merriam-Webster dictionary?
Merriam-Webster has been spending the first week of the Trump administration going all passive-aggressive on the bizarre public persona of Trump and his staff, hoping to clear somethings up, so that "facts" don't get confused with "alternative facts."
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Since we all need a mental health break from the world, please enjoy this fantastic video game design glitch.
From the original video: "One of the games my students were working on had a glitch today. I made the whole class come and watch. We were all crying we were laughing so hard."
This is good. We need things like this because they are stupid and fun.
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