Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Choosing Beggar Hungry For Free Money Won't Accept The Free Groceries They "Need"


Choosing beggar desperately begs for free money to buy groceries and then won't accept free groceries offer when they actually receive it.

Hey "hun" it doesn't sound like that money's going toward groceries for your kids--at all. This choosing beggar is a walking red flag. They go on about how badly they need money to buy themselves "woman products" and food for their kids, and then proceed to turn down the very generous offer of free groceries, cause they "want to do it themselves." Sounds like they don't want anyone around when they likely go to give that money to a dealer. 

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Influencer Chick Denies Staging A Motorcycle Accident To Promote Bottled Water


Instagram influencer denies accusations that she staged a motorcycle accident to promote bottled water.

Tiffany Mitchell's an influencer/lifestyle blogger based out of Nashville, Tennessee. In a ridiculous series of images that have since been deleted, Mitchell's photographed at the scene of her utterly devastating "accident." 

She's pictured next to a water bottle with the logo facing the camera in suspiciously high focus, and a man that could be a model. To make matters more unbelievable she's not showing any scratches in sight. As far as social media morons failing hard this is definitely a contender for one of the most mindless and insensitive things we've seen in a while. 

That being said Mitchell has told Buzzfeed that she'd never stage a traumatic accident to turn it into a brand campaign. 

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Family Replaces Neighbor's Gardens With Weeds After She Hammers Long Nails Into Their Fence


Family takes revenge on their terrible neighbor who drives long and dangerous nails into their fence.

We've got a good old-fashioned tale of revenge meets neighbor wars here, folks. It sounds like the savagely named, "Megab*tch" neighbor was crossing all kinds of literal lines, when she went ahead and hammered long and dangerous nails into the family's fence. Apparently the motivation behind this was so that she could hang some potted plants. Her mean and blindly selfish attitude certainly didn't help things. 

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Cursed Images From Our Dystopian Reality (15 Images)


A collection of cursed images that expose our dystopian reality for being super creepy and weird.

We're back at it again with more fresh cursed images pulled from our dystopian reality. As long as there's strange and unexplainable and outright stomach-turning shit to stare at online, there will be cursed images. There's just something unavoidable fascinating about those eerie images that give off strong ominous vibes. 

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14-Year-Old's Drum Cover of Slipknot's 'Unsainted' is Metal AF


It amazes and scares us whenever we see a video of someone this young crushing it on the drums. Maren Alford is a young musician who already has more musical skill than most of us can hope to have. So here's her cover off the recent Slipknot album. So anyway, if you wanted to feel bad about your own life prospects, then check this out.

Kinda reminds us of how we felt when we saw this overqualified drummer who's clearly at the wrong gig.

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Tagged: WoW , Music , wtf , slipknot , drummer , amazing , young

New Hire Wonders If They're Wrong For Giving Coworkers Ludicrous Reasons for Their Missing Fingers


Person with three missing fingers gets annoyed by coworkers constantly asking how they lost them, so they make up crazy reasons.

The short answer is no it's the coworkers who are wrong, and also this person's joke reasons are hilarious. Since people can't be grownups and find themselves absolutely shocked when they meet someone with a missing foot or something, the world is chock full of disabled people having "C'mon man" moments.

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Incompetent "Karen The CFO" Uses Calculator That Doesn't Follow Order Of Operations, Gets Fired By CEO


Incompetent Karen The CFO gets fired by her CEO after he realizes that she's been calculating company finances with a calculator that doesn't follow the order of operations.

This incompetent Karen should absolutely have not been the company's CFO. And the reason boils down to the fact that she was dismissing other people's opinions because she put more trust in her calculator that didn't properly calculate the order of operations. 

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Cringetastic Dude Tries Picking Up Paramedics With Terrible Pickup Line


Who the hell thinks this is the right way to do any of this? It's like his goal is to feel bad. Why ask both of them? Why keep pressing it? You can feel this one in your soul.

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17 Smart-tastic Brain Lords Whose Self-Importance Knows No Bounds


People online bragging about how smart they are.

The internet is brimming with self-important mind titans who think their intellect is all that and a bag of potato chips. You'll find them lurking in comment sections and on dating sites, just waiting to steer the conversation toward themselves in order to lie about their supposed IQs. Real great group. Anyway here's a whopping dollop of undeserved ego.

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Soccer Reporter Gets Soaked By Sprinkler, Handles It Like A Champion


Russian soccer reporter Evgeniy Evnevich, got absolutely drenched by a sprinkler, and had to keep the show going on. You've got to admire that composure. He refused to let the unexpected development get him down. 

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Nigerian Scammer Pretends To Be Guy's Grandma, So He Has Some Fun With Him


Nigerian scammer pretends to be a guy's grandmother, so he has some fun with them.

When this Nigerian scammer contacted this guy pretending to be his grandmother, he decided it was high time to troll the scammer and waste their time. You've got to love it. 

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Dude Gets Screwed By Mechanic, Takes It Up With Owner And Gets Results


Mechanic tries to charge guy for a mistake they made, he talks to owner, he makes it right and the GM gets fired.

It's pretty rare that people manage to solve stuff like this so gracefully. And what's really surprising is that the owner was on his side. He must have hated the manager already. Sometimes people stick up for themselves and get results, like this bicyclist who got hist by a jerk driver.

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Tinder Funnies Full Of Love, Immaturity, Disgust, And Shame


A collection of Tinder funnies that are full of love, hate, disgust, and immaturity.

We're back at it with more fresh Tinder funnies, fails, surprising victories, a whole lot of immaturity, and general shamelessness. As long as Tinder's around we'll have hopeless romantics trying out the worst and best of their cheesy pickup lines. The real kicker is when one of those actually falls through the cracks, defies expectations, and actually works. 

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Trashy Moments That Belong In The Dump (25 Images)


People doing selfish, trashy, greedy things and other antisocial behavior.

If you're like most people, you're reasonable, relatively calm and somewhat kind. Your first thought when seeing an emergency lane probably isn't "that looks like a great place to park" and when you see a full tip jar you probably don't think "this must be for me." That said, there are moments when some people act selfishly, and the resulting trashy moments are an incredible sight to behold.

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