Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Nobody Trips and Falls Like This Champion Referee… NOBODY


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When you’re hustling back and forth up and down the court like a true zebra, your feet are your best friend and your worst nightmare.

Twitter user Brittney Sanders caught, perhaps, the world’s greatest ref, who can a lickin' and keep on tickin’ and do so in style.

Watch the way he trips and spins and pops back into the game as if to say “I meant to do that.”

He’s amazing. Let us all strive to be the ref.

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Tagged: referee , sports , falls

This Friggin' Baby Can Shoot Amazing Free Throws


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Guys, I don't know what to tell you. This baby, only 23-months old, is really good at free throws. He just tosses them off his upstairs landings and swish. Nothing but net. Gets buckets.

What can I do? Maybe make a shot underhand. That's a hard maybe. This baby can beat me at horse, and that's so sad. 

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Tagged: baby , amazing , basketball

Customers Are Frying This Ridiculous iPhone Case on Amazon Over It's Smell


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I didn't think there was any more room around to go up after you took the initiative to craft the uber-realistic fried chicken iPhone case; but clearly, I was terribly wrong. It would appear that some particularly lost and evidently hungry iPhone case collectors foolishly tried to take a bite out this case. Honestly, no comment, cause I'd totally go there if the chicken looked real enough too.

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Donald Trump Accidentally Tweets at the Wrong Ivanka Trump, Ends Up Inviting Hilarious String of Responses From Her and Band of Twitter Trolls


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Part of me right now is harboring the gut kind of instinct that the Donald had to have knowingly stirred the pot of chaos on this one. I mean dude, not only is this the wrong Ivanka, but she's evidently an outspoken environmentalist. See for yourself with the tweet she decided to respond back with after DJ Trump's original botched attempt to touch base with the wifey on Twitter:

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Girlfriend Gifts Boyfriend Big Blanket With Her Butt On It, But We're All Confused About the Location


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The first possibility and source of the confusion here is that this could be some sort of sexualized marketing stunt. Or what we have is a prime example of a young lady that managed to capitalize on the clear, hard fact her boyfriend appreciates her voluminous curvatures and wants/needs to cozy up to such pillowy goodness on a nightly basis. The broheme likes big-butted bedspreads and he cannot lie, us other readers can't deny...and yeah, that's all I got.

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The EA Sports Madden Account Ruthlessly Tackles Tony Romo on Twitter After Jerry Jones's Super Bowl Comment


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All signs right now point to the fact that Jerry Jones would appear to be one of the rare people out there who stubbornly continues to hold out hope for Tony Romo. During his appearance on 105.3 The Fan on Tuesday he said the Cowboys haven't made a decision about Romo yet, but that he believes Romo is yet destined to be in a Super Bowl in the near future.

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Spencer Gift's Ignites Blind Rage from Tons of People for Selling Product That Many Consider Uuugely Inappropriate


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Spencer Gift's done gone dived deep down the rabbit hole of politically-fueled controversy with their latest move here; and in a weird kind of way, it's almost impressive. Impressive that a store so widely hailed as a beacon of notoriously strange wardrobe items legit went and outdid themselves. So, feast your eyes on a social justice warrior's nightmare:

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Girl's Ex Relentlessly Harasses Her to Have Sex With Him


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Woman From "Addicted to Knitting" Facebook Group Has Hilarious Present for Trump


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There’s really not much more to be said about this except that Elsie Hay Cook knows to troll in the most adorable and effective way possible.

Make the Addicted to Knitting Facebook Group Great Again? No, it’s always been great.

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Brewers Pitcher Brazenly Mansplains Birth Control to Jessica Chastain on Twitter, Successfully Triggers Pack of Ravenous Trolls


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Brewers Pitcher Matt Garza went and lobbed a supremely controversial mansplanation when he aimed to explain to actress Jessica Chastain on Twitter, what his opinion of birth control was. This followed after she tweeted concerns over the implications of the Senate repealing Obamacare on women having access to birth control.

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Young Thug Never Showed Up for His Video Shoot, So The Director Made The Video Without Him and It’s Amazing


Rapper Young Thug wanted a lot of cool things in his video: Girls in bikinis, little kids smashing a cop car with Super Soakers, Power Wheels, and, of course, the man himself eating Cheetos. The one thing, apparently, he didn’t want was to show up.

The new Young Thug video explains what happened one fateful when Ryan Staake, the co-director of Young Thug’s video for "Wyclef Jean," realized his co-director, Young Thug, wasn’t going to show up for the shoot. Despite being told that the rapper was on his way, Staake powered through, shooting the girls riding the Power Wheels, Young Thug’s own son destroying a cop car in front of real cops, and two girls, one Kielbasa. He also intercuts the video with audio clips of Young Thug describing what he wanted in the video. It’s amazing.

Now, it’s worth noting that this might eb all part of the video conception. It was, afterall, released by Young Thug. But fake or not, it’s a really cool idea for a music video that doesn’t make the performer look too great.

Just think of what could've been:



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Dad Mistakes 60th Birthday for 60s Birthday, Is The Best


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What can you say about a dad who mistakes a 60th birthday for a 60s-themed birthday? Only that they're the best.

Keep on truckin', dad. 

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Tagged: costume , FAIL , dad

Tinder Queen Trolls Dude Into Thinking She’s a Beet Farmer By Only Responding With “The Office” Quotes


It can be hard to tell who you’re talking to on Tinder. What with everyone liking “Adventure,” “live music,” and “cocktails,” how do you know who's worth your time?

So you have to be a little tricky when you actually get down to brass tacks. The question “Is this person a square?” should be on the front of your mind. If they can’t pick up on your maximum trolling, continue trolling and abort.

This lady gets it. She tested this dude on Tinder by only responding in quotes from The Office and successfully convinced him that she’s a beet farmer with a cousin named Mose. She then posted the interaction to Twitter, and it’s just so good.

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Someone Tossed Dog Sh*t at Martin Shkreli, Hitting Him in the Face, and the Internet's Never Going to Get Over It


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Mayhaps 2017's not going to be the shit-coated disasterpiece many of us unfortunately, collectively assumed it'd be. But if it is, let the cretins of this fair galaxy like Martin Shkreli quite literally eat shit.

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Guy Seizes Opportunity for Raunchy Joke Mid-Tinder Conversation, Smoothly Pulls off Delightful Pick up Line


Dude Goes to Great Lengths to Convince His Girlfriend That He's In Bed


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How far would you go to convince your significant other that you’re home in bed?

Would you lie? Huh? Just so you could stay out at the diner a little longer? Sounds like the foundations of a healthy and prosperous relationship.

This guy has good friends who go to great depths to deceive — I mean, those are friend— , but might want to reconsider his interpersonal relationships.

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This Drunk Dude Is Having a War With His Skis and We’re All The Winner

This Hockey Player Hates Hockey Sticks So Much He Snapped $600 Worth


Hockey is a high stress sport. That’s why it’s not only legal to beat the shit out of someone on the ice, it’s encouraged.

But one thing that will not be tolerated is a flagrant disregard for the gear. People take the time to manufacture and ship these sticks, pucks, nets, and shirts, you should have the respect to honor their craftsmanship.

Tell that to Dallas Stars captain Jamie Benn, who spent his game last weekend snapping stick after stick. All in all, he went through a few hundred dollars worth of sticks. You know who didn’t appreciate that? The stick manufacturer.


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Watch this Silicon Valley Star, the Late Roger Ebert, and more Destroy Rob Schneider After John Lewis Tweet


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The Rob-meister.

Yesterday, everyone was talking about ¡Rob! Not the failed TV show, Rob Schneider, the man know for inhabiting very stupid movies, like Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, The Animal, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, The Hot Chick, and other stupid things.

Yesterday, following John Lewis describing our billionaire, reality-TV gameshow host president elect as “illegitimate," Schneider snapped back with this ill-advised tweet:

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Needless to say, Twitter wasn’t crazy about Rob Schneider, a comedian who spends most of his time in Adam Sandler vacation movies, lecturing a Civil Rights-hero on Civil Rights. So they let him know.

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Person Gives Amazing Plot Recap of Tom Hardy's New Show 'Taboo' and IMDB Needs to Hire Them ASAP