Thursday, February 6, 2020

Retired Dad Walks Dogs At Local Shelter, Makes Bios For Them


A retired dad walks dogs at the local dog shelter, and makes bios for them.

This dad has clearly tapped into a worthwhile and rewarding way to spend some of his retirement. Apparently he likes to walk some dogs from the local shelter, and also enjoys making up little bios for them. We need more of these!

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Bob Mortimer Claims He Can Break Apple In Half With Bare Hands


A lesson has been learned when it comes to believing what Bob Mortimer is telling you. 

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Sick Toy Train Stunts


These x-tremely sweet, rip-roarin' train stunts are all you need to get your engine running. There's sick multi-track drifting, sweet jumps and rad synchronized moves all set to awesome music.

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Tagged: stunts , awesome , lol , extreme , train , funny , Video

Low Cost Cosplay Making Laughs Happen With Limited Funds


A guy does low budget cosplay.

The creativity and frugality of @lowcost_cosplay is unparalleled. If we ever needed inspiration to make our own cosplay dreams come try out of bananas, saran wrap and our own feet, this would be it.

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Tumblr User Investigates Maroon 5's Successful Mediocrity


Tumblr user explains Maroon 5's mediocrity.

Maroon 5 can feel like bit of a contradiction. It's on every radio station. It gets stuck in your head. It plays in grocery stores. It's rock for your mom. It's certainly not bad, but maybe it's not exactly the greatest. This Tumblr user likens it to a deal with the devil. For more music stuff, here's a tumblr user doing the math to find out Ice Cube's "Good Day" as well as some concerts that didn't live up to the hype.

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Tumblr User Has The Best Names For Misfit Cats


Tumblr user has adorable names for their misfit cats | followthebluebell Roomba literally just sitting tub water while Pepe holds down her towel. chonky cat named potato.

This Tumblr user gets an A+ for creativity when it comes to naming their misfit cats. Roomba is really a great name. 

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Tagged: aww , adorable , tumblr , cute , animals

"Beware of Dog" Signs That Aren't Exactly Accurate


Inaccurate "Beware of Dog" signs and the silly animals with them.

Your garden variety "Beware of Dog" sign brings to mind an almost cartoonishly ferocious hurricane of spit and teeth, and the animals behind these signs don't seem to fit the bill. Some of these you wouldn't be surprised to find sleeping in silly positions. For some dogs who have more of a sense of what's going on, here are professional good dogs who take their work seriously.

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Tagged: dogs , pets , signs , cute , lol , goofy , funny , funny signs , animals

Costco Parking Lot Standoff Ends In Petty Revenge


A competition over a parking space in Costco parking lot ends up resulting in a swift and satisfying petty revenge.

We love a good old-fashioned petty revenge. People can get very passionate about securing their parking lot spaces. It can really turn into a battlefield out there. In this case, the lady that overstepped and almost put the other couple in harm's way, ended up getting her just deserts. Beautiful touch with the cart in the parking space. 

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Instagram Influencers' Most Outrageous Photoshoot Requests


Photographers share the weirdest requests that they've received from Instagram influencers.

Photographers are sharing the weirdest photo shoot requests that they've received from Instagram influencers. Never underestimate the lengths that an influencer will go to ensure that their photo is ridiculous, unique, and well suited for viral status. Can't imagine being the one holding the camera in some of these situations. 

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Throwback Thursday: McDonald's Loses EU Trademark Battle Over Big Mac


Throwback fail for the time that McDonald's lost the EU trademark battle over the Big Mac.

Thursday is upon us, and it's time for a throwback fail. You know, one of those fails that was such a distinct flop that it's destined to ring on into eternity for the disaster that it was. This time, we're looking at McDonald's and the case of them losing the EU trademark over a Big Mac. A Big Mac!


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Thread Explains Why Kids Should be Taught to Respect Pets


Tumblr thread explains why parents need to teach their kids to respect pets.

If it didn't seem obvious before why kids need to be taught not to screw around with animals, this thread goes into a lot of detail as to why nobody wins when a kid angers a pet. A dog can't exactly say "quit poking me in the eye" without seeing a bit threatening. For some lighter stuff, here are professional dogs who take their work seriously as well as sleeping dogs in silly positions.

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Fiancé's World Turned Upside Down By 23andMe Kit


Fiancé's world gets turned upside down by a 23andMe kit during Christmas time | TIFU by asking my fiance 23 and kit Christmas and accidentally blowing up his life. So have always been into my family's genealogy keep pretty detailed record our family tree and enjoy tracing back as far as can have always wanted try one those DNA testing kits

This is one of those big TIFUs that sounds like it could be out of a movie. The fiancé in this scenario was blindsided by quite the revelation regarding his parents, thanks to a 23andMe kit. Hopefully they're able to work through the post-revelation with some grace. That's got to be a whole lot to digest. 

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A Tumblr User's Strategy to Keep Jerks from Namedropping their Fancy College


Tumblr user explains how to keep fancy college graduates from namedropping their school

Believing that the elite college your daddy got you into makes you better than the people are around you is some rude BS. If you are the type of person who likes to namedrop their college, other people are laughing at you behind your back. This Tumblr user has a graceful strategy to keep jackasses from casually mentioning their fancy schooling. For some college themed entitlement, here's a college slacker who demanded a classmate's notes and got denied. And here's just some fun gems from Tumblr.

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Tagged: tips , school , tumblr , advice , lol , funny , name , college , harvard

Nuggets Of Gold From Tumblr's Busy Brains


Interesting thoughts from various people that use Tumblr | blxxdfae dont think american filmmakers realise huge london is, because sure have london eye and houses parliament but say 'london has fallen so nandos catford is flames tesco peckham has descended into chaos? wtf furiouslyfeminist have states bigger than entire country Source: cherrygOre viralthings woman planning marry showed this pebble looks like guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said rock music sheepkind marry her

We're big fans of the wild and unpredictable threads and passing thoughts that the minds of Tumblr can hatch up. We pulled together a fresh collection of gold from Tumblr users that we think you'll enjoy!

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People's Best "Fake Sick" Advice


AskReddit replies to people's best fake sick advice | pug wrapped up on a blanket post by berks99 If hang head off bed upside down will sound very congested!

Never know when you might wake up and just not have it in you to tackle the day. Maybe you're emotionally spent, and in dire need of a day to regenerate health across all fronts. Maybe that one sick day is the world of difference you need to get back on the work grind with necessary energy. If that sounds like it could be the case for you, or even might be in the future, these bits of "fake sick advice" could come in handy. 

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