Wednesday, October 7, 2020

Truck Driver Wins $17K On Scratch Off, Reenacts It, Wins Again


Bill was overwhelmed with all kinds of gratitude. We're not surprised he was genuinely worried about having some kind of heart attack after pulling off the win again. 

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Guy Reenacts Oblivion, Absolutely Nails It


This is literally every conflict scene with Oblivion's AI. Gotta love the ending there too. "There's a killer about." Then the dude just goes right back to bed. 

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Driver Walks Away After Car Snaps In Half


Leah Pruett was able to walk away from a crazy looking crash when the front end of her car collapsed and sent her into the air. The dragster is a stump, but the capsule stayed intact and she was able to give an interview moments later.

Submitted by: (via NHRA)

Tagged: wtf , safe , car , safety first , cars , crash

Quick Tumblr Thread Imagines J.R.R. Tolkien And C.S. Lewis Beefin


Grievances in the literary world are no joke. This quick and funny Tumblr thread takes a look at how some of their hypothetical differences could've gone. Just don't get Tolkien started on the plural of dwarf. 

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Text - 10:24 lesbianrey Follow hi i'm tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they're tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that's it bye katobleps Follow cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it cs lewis: they fucking suck tolkien: thats not constructive criticism 788 51 Comments Like ל' Comment A Share lazytechsupport Follow cs lew

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Text - 10:24 Tolkien: lamp posts don't exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you b 833 26 Comments Like ן Comment > Share 4setsofcorsets Follow CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories Tolkien: what do you mean CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important. "and that day, Tolkien invented ents- 1.3K 29 Comments Like לו Comment Share jordisstigander Follow CS

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Text - kaible Follow casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much. O 2.3K 120 Comments Like לן Comment Share

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Trashy Moments Bubbling with Garbage-osity


The vast majority of people want to go about their day without bothering anyone or being an utter spectacle, but that can't be said for everyone. Trashy moments can befall upon us all, at every level of society. Whether it's a customer who chooses to tip with monopoly money covered in slurs, or a random dude who goes to the store to lick the onions, we're never far from trashy moments from the garbageverse.

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Product - November 21, 2016 at 5:07 PM. O I just tore Kroger ass up

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Text - SUBWAY myway SUBWAY Fraudulent Claims To our Valued Customers: Recently, many Subways in the area have been the targets of fraudulent customers claiming they received a bad sandwich in the past and demanding a new one, free of charge. Unfortunately, this has forced us to implement a new policy, that a sandwich will only be replaced if the original one is returned.

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Street fashion - MANGO

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Text - Sunbathing and Barbeques are not allowed in the cemetery. PLEASE SHOW RESPECT h&f hammersmith & fulham

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Property - Bounty Bount

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Floor - A friend of mine who owns a house cleaning company sent me this picture. Apparently the lady has so many cat she decided her closet was big enough to be the litter box. And there's carpet underneath CLUB PACK CAT

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Vehicle - Neighbor dude flagged me down and told me to stop doing burnouts through the neighborhood. But was a total dick about it, I decided to leave him a little present. #winning

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Text - Marketplace $15 - Canned food Create Plan More Options SEP 08, 7:30 AM ? 8:16 AM That definitely looks like the food you get in the free food packages from local food pantries. Are you getting those and then making people pay for you to resell them? I got them from the food pantry we didn't have anymore room So you're selling something that struggling people can get for free, and using this resource to your own advantage by selling it rather than donating it back? That's messed up.

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Material property - Warning to all stores, restaurants, gas stations, etc... This is how someone paid for their food at the Huddle House. Needless to say, we no longer take rolled coins... sorry to the honest folks... 18Mm TAIWAY

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Room - ... 4 hrs · 0 This guy seriously set up shop over eight hours ago. Three servers have changed hands since then, he hasnt paid or tipped yet, we've been on a wait, but he just doesn't GAF. The best part??? HE'S GAMING! How do you get an asshat like this to leave? Seriously. Edited to add: he left after 8 1/2 hours and tipped one server $2.86 after free refills and all the soup, salad, and bread he wanted.

11. Burnout Gender Reveal

Asphalt

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Text - Virgin a M O$46% D 19:13 Viergit 令也 RIO46% 19:13 Be the first to message this seller Buy & Sell.. ... Are you actually joking??? If your going to sell it I want it back. mins 5m Like Reply Kids bouncy castle £40 · Manchester MESSAGE That was supposed to be for the boys to play on. Not to make profit from! Kids bouncy castle with slide used a few times. 4 m Like Reply in perfect condition. Pick up only Swinton. +8 Is the price negotiable? Interested! 2 comments Write a comment... GIF ----

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Supermarket - $2 Redkdyice SinIE ANSINSIE emales NantA extme 1678

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Furniture - 47

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Vehicle door - NE Time Don't Steal From. yOur brohe Cavid

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Product - ... 19 hrs · Facebook for Android · 4 Eating popcorn with my scary movie buddy! Say what you will this momma don't care! She knows it's just a movie and is fake.! MOM BOSS mal 1 Comment 75 Like

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Text - · 20h v 7 years ago I worked at a small company of about 15 people. I sent an email to all my co-workers one Friday, inviting them on a weekend hike. Only one person came, a guy from the web dev team that I'd hardley spoken to. Today is our 6th wedding anniversary. We're going hiking. 2,066 L7 36.1K 528K Replying to It's a scientifically proven fact that people who are colleagues first cannot truly love each other. Happy anniversary anyway. 11:00 · 05 Oct 20 · Twitter for iPhone 1 Quote T

19. The classic carpool mannequin

Vehicle

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Vehicle - THIS TRU NOTHING IT ITS ALL BEEN REMOVED PLEASE DON'T BRE MY WINDOWS TO FIND OUT

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Property - мкр. Оптимистов 10/2 日田

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Red - 7AM-3PM CHANGED TH LockS GARY, TAKE HE BED TO LAUR HOUSE. SLUT DIVORCING YOU. I TOSD THE KIDS WHAT YOU DE INOUR BED AND THEV DON

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Street art - ONLYFANS

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Text - Don't get me wrong, I'd do bad for cheating on Adam, but I'm an aries it's just in my nature plus he's a gemini he's got submissive personality not really my fault 18:02 · 26/09/2020 · Twitter for Android

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Hair - Canadian Woman Refuses to Pay Her Bill at Nail Salon, Gets Locked In By Employees

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Trashy Moments Bubbling with Garbage-osity


The vast majority of people want to go about their day without bothering anyone or being an utter spectacle, but that can't be said for everyone. Trashy moments can befall upon us all, at every level of society. Whether it's a customer who chooses to tip with monopoly money covered in slurs, or a random dude who goes to the store to lick the onions, we're never far from trashy moments from the garbageverse.

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Product - November 21, 2016 at 5:07 PM. O I just tore Kroger ass up

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Text - SUBWAY myway SUBWAY Fraudulent Claims To our Valued Customers: Recently, many Subways in the area have been the targets of fraudulent customers claiming they received a bad sandwich in the past and demanding a new one, free of charge. Unfortunately, this has forced us to implement a new policy, that a sandwich will only be replaced if the original one is returned.

3.

Street fashion - MANGO

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Text - Sunbathing and Barbeques are not allowed in the cemetery. PLEASE SHOW RESPECT h&f hammersmith & fulham

5.

Property - Bounty Bount

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Floor - A friend of mine who owns a house cleaning company sent me this picture. Apparently the lady has so many cat she decided her closet was big enough to be the litter box. And there's carpet underneath CLUB PACK CAT

7.

Vehicle - Neighbor dude flagged me down and told me to stop doing burnouts through the neighborhood. But was a total dick about it, I decided to leave him a little present. #winning

8.

Text - Marketplace $15 - Canned food Create Plan More Options SEP 08, 7:30 AM ? 8:16 AM That definitely looks like the food you get in the free food packages from local food pantries. Are you getting those and then making people pay for you to resell them? I got them from the food pantry we didn't have anymore room So you're selling something that struggling people can get for free, and using this resource to your own advantage by selling it rather than donating it back? That's messed up.

9.

Material property - Warning to all stores, restaurants, gas stations, etc... This is how someone paid for their food at the Huddle House. Needless to say, we no longer take rolled coins... sorry to the honest folks... 18Mm TAIWAY

10.

Room - ... 4 hrs · 0 This guy seriously set up shop over eight hours ago. Three servers have changed hands since then, he hasnt paid or tipped yet, we've been on a wait, but he just doesn't GAF. The best part??? HE'S GAMING! How do you get an asshat like this to leave? Seriously. Edited to add: he left after 8 1/2 hours and tipped one server $2.86 after free refills and all the soup, salad, and bread he wanted.

11. Burnout Gender Reveal

Asphalt

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Text - Virgin a M O$46% D 19:13 Viergit 令也 RIO46% 19:13 Be the first to message this seller Buy & Sell.. ... Are you actually joking??? If your going to sell it I want it back. mins 5m Like Reply Kids bouncy castle £40 · Manchester MESSAGE That was supposed to be for the boys to play on. Not to make profit from! Kids bouncy castle with slide used a few times. 4 m Like Reply in perfect condition. Pick up only Swinton. +8 Is the price negotiable? Interested! 2 comments Write a comment... GIF ----

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Clothing - Ready to est Dei your se tracks favurine Di Starfocke Comer CH GANIBAL can & Go

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Supermarket - $2 Redkdyice SinIE ANSINSIE emales NantA extme 1678

15.

Furniture - 47

16.

Vehicle door - NE Time Don't Steal From. yOur brohe Cavid

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Product - ... 19 hrs · Facebook for Android · 4 Eating popcorn with my scary movie buddy! Say what you will this momma don't care! She knows it's just a movie and is fake.! MOM BOSS mal 1 Comment 75 Like

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Text - · 20h v 7 years ago I worked at a small company of about 15 people. I sent an email to all my co-workers one Friday, inviting them on a weekend hike. Only one person came, a guy from the web dev team that I'd hardley spoken to. Today is our 6th wedding anniversary. We're going hiking. 2,066 L7 36.1K 528K Replying to It's a scientifically proven fact that people who are colleagues first cannot truly love each other. Happy anniversary anyway. 11:00 · 05 Oct 20 · Twitter for iPhone 1 Quote T

19. The classic carpool mannequin

Vehicle

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Vehicle - THIS TRU NOTHING IT ITS ALL BEEN REMOVED PLEASE DON'T BRE MY WINDOWS TO FIND OUT

21.

Property - мкр. Оптимистов 10/2 日田

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Red - 7AM-3PM CHANGED TH LockS GARY, TAKE HE BED TO LAUR HOUSE. SLUT DIVORCING YOU. I TOSD THE KIDS WHAT YOU DE INOUR BED AND THEV DON

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Street art - ONLYFANS

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Text - Don't get me wrong, I'd do bad for cheating on Adam, but I'm an aries it's just in my nature plus he's a gemini he's got submissive personality not really my fault 18:02 · 26/09/2020 · Twitter for Android

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Hair - Canadian Woman Refuses to Pay Her Bill at Nail Salon, Gets Locked In By Employees

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