We're big fans of seeing disrespectful customers getting taught lessons by employees, so it seems natural that if an entitled customer demands to stupidly expose themselves to a crazy hot hot sauce, you let them guzzle it down, by god. She claimed that it wasn't actually spicy to save face, but we all know she lost the battle.
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These people pulled off some pretty cool pictures by blending themselves in with vinyl. The results are a definite double take kind of trick on the eyes.
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The world has no shortage of bad first dates. Sure, a bad date is disappointing. But on the plus side, finding out someone sucks from the moment you meet them is a real time saver. And when you get knocked down, you can always get back to swiping on tinder.
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Straight out of a video game. This just looks absolutely brutal. Thank goodness he didn't land on his head.
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And the creepiest news anchorman award goes to. "Nice bathing suit." Craig is not staying appropriate.
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Moms have an uncanny knack for storming the world of social media with unfiltered savagery. These instances of moms saying stupid, delusional, and outright ridiculous shit in Facebook groups are a testament to that fact. Whether it's a mom being comforted for doing a terrible job at whole homeschooling mom by other Karens in her Facebook group, or the mom who is jealous that her husband calls her stepdaughter cute...these are guaranteed to trigger some groans in the audience.
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I mean, sure, you could PROBABLY use two clothes irons to construct a sort of jury-rigged panini press, but before you enact your brilliant new plan, think to yourself if you actually have to ruin your irons. Chances are it won't be worth the sandwich, but it would be worth this list. In life you'll see many questionable fixes, and while they may seem awesome in theory, there's usually a reason to do things the right way.
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You may have seen sponsored ads for random doodads in your various feeds from time to time. Since online stores will sell everything and anything, people find themselves seeing ads for stuff that you uh.. normally wouldn't see ads for. Not just sex stuff, but strange products with almost no discernable use, or at least something that seems like a very questionable purchase for 3 dollars. The world of online shopping can be strange, with people dropping creative reviews for stuff like massagers, or funny reviews for just about anything else.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for firefighters to share their experiences with the dumbest people they've ever crossed paths with. The resulting stories are on fire with max levels of stupid.
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It's getting into spooky season and anyone who wishes to not get stuck in a lost plane of reality while exploring decrepit pews could learn from this creative church exploration guide. We weren't privy to the supernatural risks of walking into a creepy-ass haunted church, but this seems like someone put a lot of thought into it. For more spooky creativity, check out thesetwo-sentence horror stories.
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We're talking medical bills as big as houses. The resulting insights from people about the kinds of medical bills they've received, are filled to the brim with obscene amounts of money.
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These employees had enough of their micromanager president's mood swings. When things eventually came to a head, 14 of them organized a walkout in protest on Friday the 13th. Fortunately, the walkout was successful and it sounds like company morale enjoyed a great boost after he fact.
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Three years ago it all started, and now it comes full circle. Seeing as the internet is usually just one giant dumpster fire with all manners of trashy nonsense, this right here, is a refreshing, wholesome, twist.
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Some strip clubs try to sell themselves with steak deals and photos of sexy ladies. That's child's play compared to this funny sign. A quality sign will put asses in seats, goddammit. Especially one that features a rotating dumb joke or "decent" advice. We love funny signs from all over, and even enjoy scary signs as well.
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You don't want to be that "loser" who's still bragging about how great they were on the high school football team. Or really what it gets down to, is just bragging in general. Let those achievements speak for themselves. That search for approval is a lost cause. When it really gets down to it, nobody really cares.
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This guy successfully pulling off some Shrek wordplay on Tinder, is here to give all the thirsty Tinderers out there some hope. Like bro, it's not even that good. He really forces it a bit, but still, it somehow works out, and next thing you know he's getting the invitation for the "Snapchat add." A bit unanticipated, for sure! But congrats either way. Maybe romance isn't as doomed in the wild world of Tinder, as previously thought.
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