Friday, February 12, 2021

4 Film Couples That Are Gross If You Think About It


Did Obi-Wan WANT Padme and Anakin to get together in Star Wars? Was John Connor encouraging Kyle Reese to get with his mom in Terminator? Should Passengers have given Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence an entirely different ending? "Doctor" Jordan Breeding slips into something a bit more comfortable to take a deeply embarrassing look at some of film's most deeply disturbing romantic couples. So grab a glass of something bubbly, and start your Valentine's Day Weekend the right way.

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Poor Lad Can't Handle The Muddy Walk


Walking around in the mud isn't for everyone. This poor lad couldn't seem to get a handle on the mud for one dang second. What we have as a result is a series of absolutely hilarious, frustrated fails. 

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Woman Blocks Sidewalk With Car, Asks Neighbors To Call Police


Man oh man, it's quick little tales like this that can remind you just how crazy some people's neighbors are out there. This particular woman sounds like she was brandishing some serious entitlement, being aggressively inconsiderate, and was so clueless in the process that she actually asked her neighbors to call the cops when she was in the wrong the whole time. At least the issue was resolved when it's all said and done. For now. 

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Font - r/MaliciousCompliance + Join u/zjh31 · 4d 1 Woman blocks her sidewalk with a car, asks us to call the police. M My neighbor blocked the sidewalk with her car during the last two snowstorms. This meant (1) so she claims, she didn't have to shovel a path from her car to her house and instead was able to step directly on her shoveled sidewalk (which she pays someone to shovel) and could then walk to her front door and (2) she didn't need to shovel the sidewalk that her car blocked

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Smile - because no snow landed there and (3) she didn't shovel the sidewalk between her car and the edge of her property – about two feet – because once people have to walk around her car in the street, who cares about the last couple of feet? She shoveled the sidewalk until her the driver's side of the car, but not the passenger's side.

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Font - So my wife politely knocked on her door, explained that forcing our kids to walk around her car meant they walked in the street and that wasn't safe, therefore could she please drive her car fully into her driveway, as required by law? The law doesn't permit someone to block a sidewalk. We didn't want to make this into a big deal, but as neighbors asked if she could be a normal human. The woman said no, then claimed it wasn't safe for her to pull at the way into her driveway because that

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Font - The woman then claimed she is not feeling well. My wife pointed out that she did this two months ago during the last snow storm and that she goes to work daily. If she really was sick she'd be stuck in the house. Additionally, not feeling well doesn't preclude a person from parking in their own driveway or walking in snow. My wife said she would call the police (non emergency line). The neighbor says "go ahead" and she'd get a doctor's note. So we did. The police said they would drive ove

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Smile - She did shovel the two feet of sidewalk. I suspect the police did speak to her and reminded her that not shoveling a sidewalk is a fine from the building department, not the police, and if we were willing to call the police, we'd probably call the building department too. (We had planned on it, but they were closed on the weekend when this happened.)

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Font - She now pulled further up, still partially blocking the sidewalk, but at least we don't need to walk around in the street. Of course, if she does this again, we won't be asking her politely to move the car and will call the police instead. Not that entertaining, but ask us to call the police, happy to. Edit: to avoid confusion and because I didn't explain well: the police deal with a car that is blocking a sidewalk. The building department deals with a sidewalk that isn't shoveled. We car

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Font - because that would force her to step in snow Heaven forbid! Also I'm really confused about how she avoids stepping in snow by parking further from her front door. Reply 67 3 ...

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Twitter Thread: Croatians Don't Play Around With Their Toothpaste


If you think that you're out there taking your dental hygiene seriously, you are very wrong. One quick look at this ridiculous Twitter thread about how Croatians handle their toothpaste will enlighten you. It's absolute madness. 

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Human body - Tea @dreampai1 Wait, so you're telling me that in places other than Croatia, y'all don't have toothpaste sold in buckets???????????????????????? ?????????? I didn't know this was solely a local thing...

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Liquid - KALODONT HR KALODONT strong mint 21 I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

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Font - Notta (Commissions open!) @. · 3 m Odgovor korisniku/ci @dreampai1 Question, do you spread it with some sort of utensil or do you dip the brush in 1 Tea @dreampai1 · 30 s Y'all... don't use... spoons???????????????????????? To put the toothpaste on your toothbrush???????????? WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d- don't use your toothpaste spoon???? 000

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Font - All Black Lives Matte.. · 3 m Odgovor korisniku/ci @dreampai1 Uhm...no ee in the U.S. toothpaste usually looks like this and they come in small rectangular boxes. Colpar Colgate Colgate Colpane 1

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Font - Tea @dreampai1 - 1 m um?????? we keep our condiments in those NOVO ZvijtzDA Ketce ZVIJEZDA THOMY H e Delihaler You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes??? 000 THOMY

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Font - Tea @dreampai1 · 6 m GENUINE QUESTION: if you "squeeze" out too much toothpaste onto your toothbrush, how do y'all put it back into those little tubes??????? Biological Class Warfare It's gone. We don't look back on failure. . ·5 m 1 2 Tea @dreampai1· 2 m But if you had a toothpaste spoon and a bucket, you could just put it back : ( 1 00 000

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Gesture - OKAY, for everyone asking - this is how the toothpaste spoon looks like! It's ceramic and you buy it at the drugstore and most people keep theirs with their toothbrush. Mine is brown and my mom has a white one, but they all come in different colors! Prevedi Tweet

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Font - Tea @dreampai1 To answer a lot of people's question: this package is 2kg, there's also, 5kg and 10kg ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 0.5 kg! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel.

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Font - nanashi-rei-official Follow For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives: "To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel." Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel. I now live in fear of the C

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Font - Kendall Roy @mrwainaina_ Where are you traveling to with half a kilo of toothpaste?? Tea @dreampai1 Odgovor korisniku/ci @mrwainaina_ Places 10:14 · 09 stu 20 · Twitter for Android

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Career Red Flags To Watch Out For


This helpful AskReddit thread aims to spread some much needed knowledge on the career red flags that the world's job hunters should keep a watchful eye out for. The last thing you want to find yourself dealing with is starting up with a new gig only to realize that said gig is a complete waking nightmare. Fortunately, we have plenty of people who are ready to dish out their hard-earned wisdom on the career red flags that they wish they'd have noticed during the hiring process. 

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Rectangle - DancesWithElectrons · 21h "We work hard, we play hard" Expect more of the working and less of the playing. G Reply 4 616 3 ...

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Rectangle - shaylaa30 · 22h 3 1 Award If a job hires you on the spot it's most likely because they're desperate. If a place has a high turnover, it's a shit place to work. Lastly, if you're thinking of leaving a job, make sure you have a backup. G Reply 3.1k ...

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Rectangle - forge-n-tinker • 1d 1 Award If you have to initially pay something out of pocket to work for that company, it is probably an MLM pyramid scheme and not a real job. G Reply 1 3.8k 3 ...

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Font - pso_lemon • 23h I haven't been working for too long (about 3ish years out of collage), but this is what I've learned so far. • Get everything in writing. Days off are more important than you think they are. Do your research and know what you should be paid before you ever talk money. Don't be afraid to counter-offer. They've spent a lot of money and effort on you already to get to the point they're offering a contract. Interviews go both ways. You are also interviewing them to see if you'

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Rectangle - thrownawaybyuser · 1d If you get invited to an interview and they have a big group of people sitting in a room and watching a slideshow first about what they do but it doesn't really say what they do, it's a scam. Also nobody in this "company" was older than 25. Reply 583 3 ...

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Rectangle - nonconformistnugget • 23h Even if you're a seasonal worker, you are legally entitled to breaks. Learned that the hard way.

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Rectangle - Galactic_Blacksmith 23h 3 9 Awards I'm a high school teacher and I'm going to start a unit in one of my classes about careers and the professional world. G Reply 1.7k 3 ...

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Font - Spazztastic85•23h Don't be afraid to get fired. So many places will try to get you to quit because then they don't have to pay unemployment. If a place does that "group interview" shit and you didn't apply for sales, don't be afraid to walk out. They are wasting your time (ie I went for an office manager job and they tried to put me on insurance sales in a group interview.) Track your breaks. I had one job try and say I kept "disappearing" and it was because they "forgot" they let me have

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Font - GreatJanitor • 22h "Be Your Own Boss" "Set Your Own Hours" "Unlimited Income Potential" Giant red flags to avoid. You'll be the boss to the friends and other fools you've suckered in. Setting those hours? Be prepared to work 60 hours or more a week. That unlimited income potential is for your upline. For you? On a good week, you will make minimum wage for 40 hours, only you'll work 70 hours more to make it, and you'll have to use your car, your gas, and your supplies. Flip burgers instead

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Rectangle - Sean_Ornery • 1d 9 Awards Think long term. Work backwards from the result you want and then think of the things that will get you those results. If you just think about what you need now, you will spend a lot of time living hand-to-mouth. G Reply 656 ...

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Organism - niles_crane_phd_md • 1d When visiting a prospective workplace, just like when touring a home, keep an eye on the surrounding area. Does everyone look happy and upbeat or is the place drab and depressing? Does everyone look overworked or like they're enjoying their day? G Reply 1 1.7k 3 ...

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Rectangle - The_First_Viking • 19h If it's not in writing, it's a lie. "Oh, starting pay is minimum wage, but you'll be making twice that in a year." G Reply 128 ...

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Handwriting - galvingreen • 1d When someone offers you a job with the promise you'd gain a lot of money from it, but first you had to recruit people to do the same tasks like you so that you can climb up the ladder, you should run. G Reply 1 424 3 ...

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Rectangle - purchase_product · 23h If they're looking for "gurus" or "rock stars", they're going to overwork you to the point where you have no free time. GReply 977 ... +

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Font - Darthbulbasaur · 23h if they are often looking for people.. well it means no one wants to stay there for some reason. Reply 117 ...

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Wholesome Memes To Deploy Those Feels


It's a personal choice to spend your whole day learning about mistakes and horror, but at the same time it can get to be an enormous bummer that makes you lose faith in people. That's why it's a decent idea to clear the air every once in a while with some wholesome memes. It's important to remind oneself that people are still basically decent, and we could use a wholesome shot of niceness.

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Bird - Me talking to my dogs My dogs having no idea what I'm saying but still listening

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Dress - Stranger with a dog You can pet him if you'd like Me

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Vertebrate - Me accomplishing basic adult responsibilities and being proud of myself for doing my best

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Plant - When you're an ancient forest witch but you have kids @oreamnosoddities

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Hand - When you thought for sure you were about to be eaten but it's just a human wanting to take selfies with you:

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Smile - Me anytime my pet falls asleep in a cute position MOCESH LIVE ND CUR

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Forehead - When you overhear your partner on their phone enthusiastically sharing a fact they learned from you [visible happiness]

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Gesture - Gonna be late Forgot to kiss my dog

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Watch - my cat purring and slow blinking at me because I gave him some cheese me being clumsy af and dropping the cheese by accident

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Facial expression - me my roommate saying my other roommate saying "smells "smells good" garlic and onion good"

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Smile - When the loading screen actually gives you a good tip you didn't know about @gamerly.memes

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Organism - Introverts when they tell a joke to a large group of people and everyone actually laughs out loud LIVE BREAKING NEWS Local potato happy today

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Head - When the credits are over and they hit you with that "And a special thanks to you" THOMAS THOMAS

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Cartoon - 1414 Mr. Bean taught me one thing in life, 445154 enjoy your own company instead of expecting someone else to make you happy.

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Muscle - Dads showing other dads the ribs they grilled over the weekend

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Vertebrate - waiting for my wife to see the meme I sent her from across the room

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Pollinator - Has a bee ever landed on you, and instead of being scared, you appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower

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Helmet - When you're in the car with your dad and he asks "who wants to go to McDonalds?" mgip.com

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Handwriting - when u find a dog at the party how's it going down here are you ok

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Photograph - "Our cow wasn't feeling good so last night,My son went outside to spend time with her.l woke up morning and found this"

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Forehead - 6 year old me drinking apple juice from a fancy glass

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Water - When the girl that asked for a pen at the start of the day comes back at the end of the day to give it back. She remembers me? She remembers me!

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Product - stealthboy dad humor is great yeah but i think we're severely underappreciating the specific brand of Mom humor that involves intentionally mispronouncing things our children enjoy stealthboy i watched Harry Potter with my mom last night and she called Hermione "hormone" stealthboy i Mom Pokey Man Everyone knows who this one is!! I told you he's the Pokey man

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Photograph - ME AS A KID GIVING MY MOM HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT THAT I BOUGHT WITH HER MONEY

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Cloud - This hedgehog is cheering for you because you can do anything

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