Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Weather Map Goes Crazy Live


He didn't miss a beat when the technology failed like it did. Kudos to the dude for keeping a straight face as well. 

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Woman Walks Into Spiderweb, Spider Wins


Sometimes we walk outside, into a spiderweb, and realize that that was enough outside for the day. It would appear that this woman experienced one of those times. We're glad she was able to walk it off. 

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Twitter Thread: Grinch Is The World's Goodest Boy


Blair Braverman'sTwitter thread about her adventure with a loving, big hearted good boy named Grinch is pure wholesome gold. Lost it at the one liner about how Grinch basically waited out the span of his short-term memory so that he no longer recalled turning around. 

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Adaptation - @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 I want to tell you a story about Grinch. Blair Braverman 206 27 2.992 6.136 Blair Braverman @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 This is Grinch. 20 27 305 2.391

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Dog breed - Blair Braverman @. · 11. Okt. 2018 Grinch is a sled dog. 27 37 1.743 Blair Braverman @. · 11. Okt. 2018 Grinch is very strong.

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Canidae - 5 27 15 1.612 Blair Braverman @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 He has the biggest heart of any dog I've ever met- 27 57 2.397 LO 00

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Dog breed - Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman -and he's dumb as a box of rocks. 5:34 vorm. · 11. Okt. 2018 · Twitter for iPhone <>

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Adaptation - Blair Braverman @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 Antwort an @BlairBraverman One time he barreled through a herd of wild turkeys to pee on a lamppost. He did not notice the turkeys. 22 27 75 2.652

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Canidae - @. · 11. Okt. 2018 Another time, the dogs were resting in a Blair Braverman baseball diamond between 40-mile runs and he barked WAKE UP LET'S GO so many times that he had to go in exile by the fence so that his teammates could sleep. 27 19 2.305 23

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Wildlife - Blair Braverman @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 Grinch likes to pee on things. 27 15 1.485

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Dog breed - Blair Braverman @... · 11. Okt. 2018 He likes attention. 9. 27 28 2.101

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Photography - @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 And he likes pulling things! Which is what we took him to do the other night. Blair Braverman 27 14 1.650 Blair Braverman @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 We're using a wheeled cart for dryland training, since we don't have snow right now. 2 1.166 @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 Historically, Grinch has had some issues Blair Braverman with the cart. 11 27 50 2.299 Blair Braverman @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 But the other night, as we set out, everything seemed great. Grinch ran with Jenga, gall

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Text - Blair Braverman @. · 11. Okt. 2018 But we did not go. 8. 1.433

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Text - Blair Braverman @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 Grinch was ready to run. "ABBWABABAA!" he screamed. 11 2I 140 2.753 @... · 11. Okt. 2018 "Cool!" I told him. "I'm with you on that. Let's Blair Braverman go!" 1 1.377

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Text - Blair Braverman @... · 11. Okt. 2018 But we did not go. 14 27 16 1.608 Blair Braverman @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 Finally, I realized. 27 7 1.137 Blair Braverman @... · 11. Okt. 2018 Grinch was confused. 3 27 9 1.312

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Text - Blair Braverman @. · 11. Okt. 2018 Guys, we'd been running in one direction. And now we were facing the other direction. It was very confusing. 19 27 22 2.033 Blair Braverman @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 To be clear, there is no brake on the cart. The only reason it wasn't moving is because Grinch wasn't running. cc Add Subtitles 0:18110.532 Mal angezeigt he could just run. niyni, Jelnya: 30 27 76 2.662

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Canidae - Blair Braverman @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 Jenga was like "omfg Bler tell me this is a joke" O 42 27 113 4.294

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Text - Blair Braverman @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 I kept thinking that Grinch would figure it out. cc Add Subtitles 0:16ot 122.129 Mal angezeigt we're facing a üiiiereni airection ihan we went before 30 27 127 2.906

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Text - Blair Braverman @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 After a solid 20 minutes, during which time Jenga aged ten years, Grinch suddenly started running. I think that we basically waited out the span of his short-term memory so that he no longer recalled having turned around. 54 27 145 4.727

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Text - Blair Braverman @... · 11. Okt. 2018 Success! 0:01 87.055 Mal angezeigt 17 27 23 2.424

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Nose - @.. · 11. Okt. 2018 And that, my friends, is the story of how Grinch saved the day and got us home. Blair Braverman The End. 106 27 59 4.717

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Careless Step Mom Learns Her Lesson


People that have the audacity to invite themselves over, and then refuse to follow the house rules are something else. This insensitive step mom used all the water during a gnarly drought, so a glorious case of petty revenge ensued. Check out another glorious case of pro revenge with this aggressive girlfriend who had the nerve to steal from her ex's bank account.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/bubonicplagiarism • 9h 適1 Wicked witch of the water Not too long ago we were in the grip of one of the worst droughts I have ever seen. Many of the old timers said it was the worst they'd ever seen it, so yeah, it was bad. We live on rainwater that we catch off the house and shed roof and store in tanks. At this time it's been well over 18 months since the last time it rained, so we are buying in water for the stock and being very, very frugal with our water ration

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Text - Christmas rolls around and my (now ex) stepmother invites herself out to the farm to stay with us. She is one of those people who has done everything better, and if she hasn't, her perfect daughter has. She is never wrong, you can't have a reasonable conversation with her, and she is completely oblivious to the fact that nobody likes her, we simply tolerate her for Dads sake. So the first morning she takes a 20 minute shower. Stock all over the district are dying for lack of feed and wate

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Text - There had been huge charity drives, delivering feed to farmers all over the place. We were going out daily to shoot weakening stock. It is one of the worst points in my life. I hope we never sink so low again, but such is the life of a farmer in this country. So after she emerges from the bathroom, (I had been pounding on the door for over 15 minutes), I tell her - "you won't be able to take another shower for 3 days. Top and tail in the sink, and when you are allowed to shower again, 2 m

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Text - Well the tantrum erupts. "But its so hot and dusty out here!" (Rural Australia during a drought, I don't know what she was expecting...) Then she decides that the 2 tea cups, a teaspoon and a sideplate on the kitchen sink need to be washed immediately. I catch her filling the sink. "What are you doing? Haven't you heard there's a drought? You cant go wasting water, we dont have enough!!!" "Oh, I don't know how you can live this way. Surely my using a bit of water won't make any difference

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Text - By the 3rd morning of her visit we are run dry. "Ahhh! What happened??? I was just washing my hair and the water started coming out dirty then it stopped!!!" "I told ya! We are out of water. You've used more water than the 5 of us would use in a fortnight, in less than 2 days!"

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Text - Here's where the pettiness comes in. I had organised a truckload of water to be delivered to the stock tanks a few days before the wicked witch arrived. So any time we needed water, we would sneak off down to the shearers quarters (which run off the stock tanks) and use our water in our frugal way, delighted in knowing she had no idea. I sent her to town to buy bottled water for all of us, then each evening I took long leisurely sponge baths, filling my basin up in front of her, using up

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Text - After 2 days of buying bottled water and no showers, she decided she would rather run the tap than visit with family, so she buggered off back home. I had never been so happy to see her leave. It's now 9 months later and we are living in a swamp. I'm sitting out on the verandah now, listening to the frogs croaking in the sodden paddocks. And the best part is, Dad finally left her and I never have to see her again. TL;DR evil step monster uses all of our water in a drought. I use all the b

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Masterful Comebacks That Held Nothing Back


As long as social media has been around we've had fools sharing mindless sentiments that would've been a whole lot better never having been spoken into the endless online void, to begin with. These well constructed comebacks brought pure fire to the comments section. Hopefully these folks learned their lessons in the value of thinking before one tweets/shares a status. 

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Text - Adam Carriker O PE9 @AdamCarriker94 A child ripped up their allowance because he wasn't happy with the amount. His mom walked out of her room and saw this. What would you do if this was your child's behavior? Jade, MPH @megustaJade Keep it and give him a piece of it anytime he asks for money Imao

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/theredditwill, • 4m For 24 hours all crimes are legal. What crimes will you be commiting? 6 A Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL kurtduds · 3m None, because they're now legal + Reply + Vote theredditwill • 1m Listen here you little shit

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Text - TIL that in 2002, a researcher found that the average 8-year-old British child could identify 80% of Pokémon, but only 50% of common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at you

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Text - are you sure your name isn't WIFI? Today 2:35 PM Pretty sure that'll be why I'm not getting a connection then. That was super lame. Got any better pick up lines? What did the 1 say to the 10? What?? That was super lame. Got any better pick up lines?

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Text - March 11 At People just join the military because there too dumb to go to college... Like Comment Share Be the first person to like this. "They're March 11 Like 5

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Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by ' i 2 3 1 Lions are so badass, they became king of the jungle without even living there. ↑ 40.7k 530 Share Award X BEST COMMENTS ▼ 5 Awards • Jungle is an Indian term for "wasteland" / untamed areas. • British Empire adopted it to mean any areas that they considered untamed • https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lion_Sleeps_Tonight Song was written in 1920s by a South African who would consider the Savannah a "jungle" • Later, the idea of a jungles slowly came to

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Text - hilde_01 • 1h My mom's screen brightness is brighter than my future Reply 1 58 d_u_c_k_ • 43m Your mom's screen doesn't even have to be on for that to be true. 1 34 20the4 • 19m bruh you didn't have to do him like that 8 Ap125679 · 5m Ladies and gentlemen we have just witnessed a murder Vote

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Text - B.o.BO @bobatl 2* Follow The cities in the background are approx. 16miles apart... where is the curve ? please explain this murderedbywords With the circumference of 24901 miles, you are looking at a curvature of around .2 degrees, or a little more than 10 feet at 16 miles away. May I say, that curvature is still significantly higher than your IQ. 4d 4 likes Reply

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Text - Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski · May 15 And @VitaCoco don't come at me with your shit is pressed or comes from the finest baby coconuts. Your shit is nasty like all coconut water. O 45 t7 120 O 934 Vita Coco O @VitaCoco · May 15 VITA COCO Let us send you some, don't knock it till you try it. 59 t7 152 O 1.1K Tony Posnanski O @tonyposnanski · May 15 Fuck that. Save that nasty shit for someone else. I would rather drink your social media persons piss than coconut water. Q 28 t7 541 O 1.8K VI

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Text - Wendy's O @Wendys · 1h It's go time! You want the roast? Then let's go! #NationalRoastDay 5,516 27 1,218 7,117 Hooters @Hooters · 46m Whatcha got? 277 201 Wendy's O @Wendys Replying to @Hooters Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter. 9:40 PM · 04 Jan 19 · Twitter Web Client 87 Retweets 920 Likes

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