Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Mad Lads That Are Agents Of Pure Chaos


Oh boy, buckle on up for a rollercoaster of pure and unadulterated madness. Yes, we're talking about the mad lads of the world. Those lads that are agents of chaos, and consistently defy expectations. They're reckless, fearless, and very good at irritating other people online. Like that one dude with the great one-liner that got him booted from the Flat Earther group. Dang shame, really. 

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Text - So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell the full story fandomlovingweirdo Storu flamefriendsshipped Na Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars. The only thing separating the

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Text - public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn't taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. She bought a ticket and pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the dril

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Text - wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit. Literally no one even questioned her. She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss's office. She dropped the folder on his desk and said "I just stole these in 15 minutes" Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security. Source: flamefriendsshipped

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Text - pokimane @pokimanelol forever stuck between wanting to look fit and wanting to fit 5 whole pizzas in my mouth 18:14 21 Oct 19 Twitter Web Client 1,591 Retweets 19.1K Likes 5 whole pizzas @ ronse_ 3h kimanelol Rep hey 36 27 90 1,341 pokimane O @pokimanelol · 2h omg.. O reddit

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Text - Rover Hendrix @audrocur guy joined zoom class shirtless and the tutor told him to turn his video off and so he did and it just displayed his profile pic of him shirtless at the beach <>

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Text - thatsthat24 setheverman Follow hungwy Wish there were sweaters but like, for feet enecoo socks hungwy make your own post Source: hungwy 145,585 notes thatsthat24 setheverman Follow enecoo socks Source: enec00 > D E O 115,892 notes

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Text - r/facts Posted by u/SonofQuora • 16h In 2016, Cards Against Humanity raised 106K just to dig a hole as deep as possible and then filled it. There was no purpose. They never explained it. And they refused to donate it to charity per the Twitter mob. The construction company owner said it was the strangest project they'd ever done. Source: Cards Against Humanity Dug a Huge, Pointless Hole for $100k

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So my work is giving away these yellow good boy tickets for people who go above and beyond. You write your name on the back, drop it in a bucket, and then they have a drawing for prizes at the end of the week. Also found these on Amazon. My weekend plans are now set. 1 89% 8:37 AM amazon.com/Yellow-Star-Sir Visit the Fun Express Store Yellow Star Single Roll Tickets (2000 Tickets per roll) Party Supplies 111

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Text - Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome. 23:13 · 26 Aug 20 · Twitter Web App 385K Retweets and comments 2M Likes Macaulay Culkin o @IncredibleCulk · 11h It's my gift to the world: I make people feel old. I'm no longer a kid, that's my job. 1,459 t3 10.2K 154K

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Text - lan Sausage @stephenjmolloy 3S @NatGeo Can you please follow me back so I can DM you? I've got some new research that is going to blow your mind! Following National Geographic O @NatGeo Follows you Ducks don't actually float. Their legs are so long that they are able to walk on the river bed. 3:27 pm / @NatGeo You are blocked from following

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/TheHornyMangaka · 2m What is the most Mad Lad thing you've ever done? Vote 1 Share BEST COMMENTS - TheHornyMangaka • 1m 3 1 Award Replied to my own post and got a silver Reply 1 Vote

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Text - thedominoswizard Follow Clue: The Movie's multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/ coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen Source: thedominoswizard 62,529 notes

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Text - • 7 months ago (edited) T once had a hacker on 2fort named "Level 2 Sentry". He played heavy. He would act exactly as a sentry. Aimbot, only use sandvich when an engi wrench hits him, can't see invis or disguised spies ( even if u r obviously a spy), cant move without engi, would die if sapped ( you'd have to say u were sapping him for him to die). Eventually he left the server (comkunity server) and hasnt come back. He was a fun hacker. 4.8K 目 106

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Face - I prerecorded myself in video meetings for a week (and nobody knew) 216K views · 2 weeks ago + 17K 129 Share Download Save CNET c/net SUBSCRIBE 2.69M subscribers Comments 659 Now,. Is this pre recorded as well??

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Text - Chronic Insomniac @HoneyCinnamon_ My uncle just sent a message in the family group asking for money. I privately messaged him asking for banking details so I can deposit it. He responded saying he doesn't actually need money. He asked for money so that nobody in the family would ask him for money

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Text - Guu (u-- Guy sharply braked in front of me and I hit him. We both pulled over and checked the minimal damage to our old piece of shit cars and said fuck it. Dude shit

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Text - Whats a harmless prank to play on your friends? 15 1 6. 18 7 69.0k 13.0k Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL iusuallylie · 8h 31 Awards After they leave your place text them 'you forgot your phone here' Reply 1 56.3k V_lo_ol_V•6h 4 Awards Bonus point if you take a picture of their phone on your kitchen table (before they leave) and send it with the text. 40.9k

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Text - Kevin Shanks O @forensictoxguy I just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had pushed anyone over the edge yet. 8:18 AM · 8/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone 12.1K Retweets and comments 90.4K Likes

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Text - Mark Hamill ... @HamillHimself Wes Parker @the_wes_parker · 5/2/19 I'm at the point where @HamillHimself could tweet a period and l'd favorite that shit 8:18 AM · 8/22/20 · Twitter Web App 376 Retweets and comments 7,045 Likes

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Text - my-soulmate-is-dave-strider: clapchat: so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye" so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying Your brother is golden

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