Friday, March 5, 2021

Extreme Badminton Is A Thrilling Spectacle


High level badminton is an adrenaline-charged experience for the players, and the viewers. Seriously, the noises coming off those rackets, as well as the spontaneous eruptions of dudes screaming, makes for quite the spectacle. 

4 Superman & Lois Lane Romance Storylines Too Offensive For The CW


Superman & Lois is the latest CW show set in the Arrowverse, and it promises to adapt the couple's famous, long-enduring relationship in a grounded and thoughtful way. You know, basically the exact opposite of how it goes in the comics where we get Lois trying to kill herself for Superman's pleasure, the seduction of multiple babies, and Superman transforming his girlfriend "plump" and also an entirely different race. This is Canonball.

Aussie Comedians Test How Far Car Will Run On Zero Gas


Iconic Australian comedy duo, Hamish and Andy, got together to see how far they could get their car to run after the tank went into empty land. It's a recipe for our favorite kind of fail. And honestly, it's pretty wild with how far they actually got the car to run. 

Man's Effective and Idiotic Loophole Enrages Burger Guy


In this world of strict corporate policy, we sometimes find ourselves in absurd situations asking "the pickles are right there, the onions are right there, why can't I have one with pickles and onions" only to be met with a stone-faced representative saying "I'm sorry but that's impossible and I will be fired If I do that." Of course no one wants to be a Karen customer,  so we are left to use our brains to develop really stupid loopholes.

Bad, Weird and Unique Home Design Choices


Purple shag carpeting and kitchen toilets aren't exactly in vogue, so it makes one wonder what kind of person would make a point to have a home that looks like the inside of Katt Williams' brain. Evidently there are enough people who feel comfortable living inside of 70s style carpeted geometry salad. Some home listings are undeniable, like this house listing featuring sasquatch.

Really Not Super Great Tattoos


It's everyone's personal decision whether or not they should get an almost unrecognizable mural of Goku on themselves. It's a decision many of us wouldn't make, or at least we'd spend some extra time looking for an artist who could do a really good job of it. But to each his own, and as a result there's a whole lot of strange and troubling tattoos out there. As a society we make a lot of tattoo choices that have people asking questions.

Dude's Colorful Review For Massage Parlor Is a Modern Day Epic


If they're going to be this memorable, maybe we all need to get strip mall massages. Life hasn't been kind to any of our backs, and laying prone under an active drill press isn't enough to get all the knots out. Maybe we all need someone to ground and pound us like we're being initiated into a gang. People leave intriguing reviews for brutal but effective things, like these reviews for this powerful diet soup.

Tenant Takes Petty Revenge On Petty Landlord


Some landlords are way worse than others. Honestly, all these stories about tyrannical and shady landlords that we're seeing should serve as a collective reminder to always figure out your landlord's vibe before you move into a new place. This tenant sounds like they were dealing with just a bit of an invasive landlord situation. Fortunately, they kept their wits about them, and were able to carry out a successful, hilarious little petty revenge. For some more dramatic landlord content check out the time a low-life landlord was dealt justice by a tenant

Passive Aggressive Notes from Angry Neighbors


The only reason society even sort of works is because we have a thin veneer of civility constantly guarding our true intentions from one another. But if neighbors detest each other enough, that's when the paper and markers come out. Drama can be a musical of many notes, like this fed up manager leaving notes or this note escalation after a coworker stole lunches.

Truly Questionable Celeb Lookalikes From The UK


James Hamilton got a wonderful, humorous thread going that pays homage to some of the more questionable celebrity lookalikes from the UK. Maybe if you're really on a tight budget, and can't afford to level up your lookalike game this is your only course of action. Honestly, from far enough away you might be able to pull off a few of these. Hard emphasis on "might."

Hilarious, Dumb, And Unexpected Antiques Roadshow Captions


We can always count on Keaton Patti to bring his A game for when it comes time to rework some antiques roadshow captions. Honestly, some of these items might actually catch your fancy. If this collection of antiques roadshow items got you going, check out the time that a veteran discovered his watch was worth $700K at an antiques roadshow event

Lazy, Shameless, And Obviously Dishonest Excuses


The world seems as if it's never going to run out of people trying to pawn off their hastily woven lies on other folks that they assume won't see right through their game. Maybe you've personally fielded one of these outlandish, transparently fictional excuses. If you find yourself dealing with one, it's up to you on whether or not you're going to call the liar out. The thing about calling the world's liars out is that they have a tendency to get very, very defensive. So, definitely tread lightly. Check out some more of the most obvious lies that people ever told over here

People's Real Life Plot Twists


Life just loves to throw curveballs our way. If it seems like things are kicking along smoothly, you probably get that uncomfortable ache in the pit of your stomach that everything's about to get shaken up in one way or another. It just seems to be the natural course of life. We can always count on it being consistently inconsistent. These people's real life plot twists certainly contribute toward that outlook. 

Fast Food Workers And Customers' Wildest Drive-Thru Memories


The drive-thru's an absolute magnet for strange happenings. If you've ever muddled through the nitty gritty existence that can be working a customer service job you're probably well acquainted with seeing human beings make complete entitled, irrational, and outright silly fools of themselves. This collection of ridiculous memories from fast food workers and regulars alike is full of gems. 

Woman Discovers Mysterious Room Behind Bathroom Mirror


Um, so this feels like it's right out of a horror movie. It somehow gets creepier as the storyline progresses, and we get a taste of what's behind the bathroom mirror in this New Yorker's apartment. You're not alone if you're feeling inspired to inspect the space behind your bathroom mirror(s) now.