Monday, February 10, 2020

Arizona Cop Gets Flustered When Questioned At Station


Someone's not taking too kindly to the "pressure" of being questioned at the station. Sheesh. 

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Dad Memes That Go Father Than Ever Before


Jokes and memes for dads and about them | Every girls weakness: bottom half of a man in jeans and sneakers. man cheering from outside a window as a woman is getting interviewed: MY WIFE DOING ANYTHING

There are jokes about dads. Jokes for dads. Jokes that dads love to make. It's just a big dad party out here and the dad memes are flowing freely like a poorly done home plumbing repair. Here are more dad memes to keep dads going through these dark times. And here are more still, some rad dad memes to achieve dad dreams.

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Jim Carrey Reimagines Greatest Comedic Moments


This is just quality entertainment from Jim Carrey. 

Brave Man Scares Off Polar Bears With Sticks


Just a typical Monday in Quebec, nothing to see here. 

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Behaviors Women Find Creepy


Things guys do that are creepy.

Sometimes dudes aren't the best at picking up on social cues, and whether or not they're trying to be a big-ass creep, there are various things they'll do that make them look more like a creep. Surprisingly, it turns out lengthy, unbroken staring isn't something people like. For more social red flags, here are red flags to consider when meeting someone new.

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Model Chick Goes Psycho After Being Rejected


Girl freaks out at guy after being rejected.

This guy got all kinds of lucky when it came to dodging the cyclone of crazy that was his date. Apparently he had a couple drinks with her, and wasn't feeling the connection, and called it quits from there. She proceeds to go on a downward spiral of delusional lunacy, and claims he stole her bracelet, while threatening to send her team of security guards on him. 

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Guy Wants Twitch Streamer To Fart All Over His Jacket


Twitch streamer receives a request from a fan with a fart fetish.

Twitter user @PlayWithJambo shared quite the entertaining exchange she had with someone on Twitter who had a very strange fart request. Specifically, a request for the Twitch streamer to fart all over his jacket. Things get even weirder when other people speak up about their experiences with this dude. 

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Soldiers Share Their Care Package Tips


Soldiers share things that the military doesn't provide that would be welcomed in care packages.

Soldiers of Reddit are sharing the items they'd welcome in care packages. The following list should be helpful for anyone considering assembling a care package for a soldier out there. 

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Strange Photos of Deceptive Perspective


Optical illusions caused by weird perspective.

With your brain working double-time to process all the junk your eyes throw at it every second of the day, you're gonna end up with some double-take inducing moments of intriguing perspective. Not everything appears exactly as it seems, and it could be a strange illusion caused by weird perspective.

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Master In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses


Tumblr user says that horses are fine to get around on three legs without prosthetics.

This "master in animal sciences" proceeded to get schooled in an enlightening Tumblr thread about how horses and their legs work. They previously assumed that horses could get around just fine on three legs without prosthetics, and were also 80% sure that people could not ride on them if they had three legs. Queue the educational Tumblr moment. 

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Moments that Prove Kids are Bizarre and Stupid


Stories and pictures of kids being strange and dumb.

If you had like a coworker who was a child, you'd never get anything done. We know that from our own experiences as children that kids are weird and dumb. Sure, they're still learning that life makes no damn sense, but that doesn't detract from the fact that kids are strange and stupid.

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Woman Gets Followed Home, Stranger Helps Her Out


Woman gets followed home by a few creepy guys getting off the train, and a stranger helps her out.

Sometimes it really feels like the universe puts someone in front of us at the perfect time to help out in our time of need. This woman was being followed home off the train by what sounds like a pack of vicious and immoral scoundrels. Fortunately, there was a kind stranger with a warm smile around who stepped up to help her out in her time of need. And it sounds like a meaningful friendship blossomed from there. 

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Design Fails That Need An Extra Look


Design fails that were someone's one job.

People are constantly making new things, and it seems like we're burdened with making every single mistake before getting things done the right way. It leads to some stupid oversights and design fails that were someone's one job. If you want to feel good at your own job, check out some stupid design fails that need some help.

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Twitter Thread: Gremlin Kitten Snarfs Weed Cookie


Woman's cat accidentally eats weed cookie, and the Twitter thread that follows | My horrible gremlin kitten snarfed an entire weed cookie and got violently high other day thread. Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi 14h Replying Carmine_Deville Firstly wanna preface this by saying she's fine, because this cat is an indestructible Dumpster Demon TM with stomach steel. Her father raccoon and her mother ate and shat nails. She'd fight god half stale bagel and win. 1 Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi

This just got funnier and funnier. Twitter user @Carmine_Deville shared a Twitter thread about what followed after her gremlin cat snarfed down a weed cookie. You better believe all kinds of chaos and internal mental crises were encountered. Fortunately, the gremlin was just fine in the end!

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Woman's Fiancé Gets Her Peloton Bike For Birthday, Fight Ensues


Woman's fiancé gets her a Peloton bike after she asks for him to not get her one | AITA pissed got Peloton my birthday Throwaway account So realize already sound like brat. This is most expensive present have ever received my life and enjoy spin classes, but back story is is important here.

At the very least we're dealing with a situation of clear miscommunication, or refusal from this guy to listen to his fiancé. It sounds like she couldn't have been more clear about not wanting a Peloton bike for her birthday. But alas, there it was come the big day. The tense silence must've been overwhelmingly awkward. Maybe she'll capitalize on the misfortune, and decide to vlog some of it after all. 

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