Pretty sure this booze-soaked degenerate couldn't make it past his passcode screen.
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Monday, November 13, 2017
New York Rats Battling It Out Over French Fry Is The Fight Of 2017
This has to be a McDonald's fry that we're talking about here. There's just no other explanation for the amount of passion going into this captivating french fry tug-o-war.
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22 Unpleasant Facts That'll Give You Stress Sweats
The kind of knowledge we'd all (definitely) have been better off never picking up in the first place; except for that whole part about stifling the sneezes. Whatever you do, DON'T stifle a sneeze. Oh, and make sure that one side of your bed is uneven.
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SJW Calls Little Girl Racist For Dressing Like Geisha, Gets Destroyed By Japanese Person
This person didn't know what they were in for when they decided to be outraged at a little girl's tea party and white knight on behalf of the entirely Japan.
The ensuing destruction of their argument by a Japanese person must have left them smoldering.
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17 Hilarious Seinfeld Plots If It Was Set In The Modern Day
This hilarious novelty twitter account theorizes what Seinfeld would cover if it was created today.
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Cranky Guy Gets Mad At Lebron James For Taking Video Seflie With Him On NY Subway
The last thing that Lebron James was ready for when he playfully started recording some of him and teammates' ride on the NY subway after a shootaround, was for a fellow passenger to flip out on him for recording a selfie video together. Some people on Twitter are suggesting that the guy was kidding, but we're kind of thinking the dude was actually pissed. You'll notice he moves seats by the end of the video, after complaining to Lebron.
Naturally, the trolls and Lebron James fans on Twitter, seized the moment and roasted the guy; going so far as to float a conspiracy theory that he was so pissed, cause he was being unfaithful to his SO.
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EA Causes An Internet Uproar Over Horribly Handled Microtransactions in 'Star Wars: Battlefront 2', Gets Most Down-Voted Reddit Comment of All Time
EA, the gaming juggernaut that is known for its price gouging techniques and destroying your favorite gaming studios, is making headlines after their disastrous handling of the Star Wars brand. Unfortunately companies like EA have no desire to deliver you a clean and finished product. They're vampires, and they'd rather suck you dry through microtransatcions and pay walls.
Don't be fooled by the title of EA's upcoming 'Star Wars: Battlefront 2' because the EA 'Battlefront' games are connected to the original games by name only. The games are stripped back, soul-less, shells of the original titles that literally only exist so that EA can cash in on the Disney 'Star Wars' hype.
The most recent dumpster fire lit by EA is the 'Battlefront 2' "progression" system, which is directly tied to real currency.
Before microtransactions progression systems in shooters were tied to experience which was awarded at the end of matches based on individual player performance. EA has decided to replace that instead with a system that awards all players the same number of credits at the end of a round, completely removing any element of skill. Someone could be AFK for an entire match and make the same credits as the MVP.
Here's the kicker though. Players can spent credits on either RNG loot crates or locked content. The loot crates serve as a substitute for normal progression, things that would be unlocked using XP in other games. These can be bought with real money, making 'Battlefront 2' a literal pay-to-win game.
EA further forces you to spend real money on these crates by locking content behind huge pay walls.
Want to play Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker? That's going to cost 120,000 credits, which is roughly 80 hours of gameplay. While you're saving up for those two heroes you'll have to buy the normal progression crates with your own money.
TL;DR:
EA sucks and is forcing you to pay money to unlock content that should already be unlocked or should otherwise be unlocked through gameplay. Heroes are locked behind a massive paywall.
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Ridiculously Petty Sean Hannity Fans Boycott Keurig Coffee On Twitter
Keurig coffee company officially went ahead and pulled their ads from the Sean Hannity Show after he defended the Republican senate candidate, Roy Moore, from sexual misconduct allegations from four different women---suggesting that the allegations were unfounded and false; and this comes after Moore himself outright denied fondling a 14-year-old when he was 32-years-old. Naturally, people on Twitter had something to say about all of this.
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President Trump Has Hilariously Uncomfortable Struggle With Southeast Asian Handshake
As it turns out, President Trump is a certified professional when it comes to giving out arrestingly uncomfortable handshakes with world leaders. He straight up put on a cringe show in the following video, which shows him in a profound struggle over successfully pulling off the Southeast Asian Nations conference.
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10 Ridiculous Liars Who Got Called Out In Glorious Fashion On Social Media
These hopelessly dishonest bullsh*tters learned the hard and (victoriously) public way that lying catches up with you in the end; and ESPECIALLY on social media!
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15 Times Mark Hamill Left Hilariously Creative Autographs On Star Wars Cards
In case you couldn't already tell, we have nothing short of a massive appreciation for the ever comedically-gifted Mark Hamill. See HERE for that recent Twitter list, centered on his awesome account making our day at least 100x better. The following 15 unique touch-ups from Hamill himself, on some kickass Star Wars cards to boot, speak to the man's sense of humor.
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