Sunday, January 8, 2017
Girl Live-Tweets Brothers Insane Meltdown After His Runescape Account is Hacked and Held for Ransom
Anyone who has played an MMO knows how treasured your account is to you, the sheer amount of time sunk into it makes it really special.
In addition, anyone who has ever had their account hacked knows the pain of losing all of your resources and gold, regardless if the account is recovered.
But even with that considered. This meltdown is something else and a new level of self absorbed.
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How Nick Offerman and a Greeting Card Company Trolled All Of CES
CES is one of the biggest tech events of the year. It’s when everyone convinces you that you need to buy a terrifying robot Einstein for some reason.
But Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson and American Greetings — yeah, the greeting card company — trolled all of them.
Promising “a device like none other,” Offerman and America Greetings delivered just that. Offerman took to the stage to present… a regular greeting card that looks like:
via Mashable
Offerman, who was there to present the product had this to say:
"When I started dating my wife — her name is Megan Mullally, she's a very beautiful actress and singer and goddess — she and I loved giving each other cards," he told a crowd at the press event. "It's a very important part of our relationship, and so we've continued that practice.
"Even though there are times when it's more appropriate, of course, to send a text or an email ... when you really want to get a sentiment across, there's nothing like the artifact of the handwritten card."
D'awwww... now go buy one for you mother or something.
H/T Mashable
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Watch This Rocket Knife Absolutely Destroy This Toy Car — You Heard Correctly: Rocket Knife
There are few things that add more to a word than the placing the word “Rocket” in front of it. Well, maybe the word “Mania” or “Rama” behind it.
In this video, YouTubers The Backyard Scientists attempt to recreate a small scale version of a Mythbusters classic. They attached a blade to a track, light a rocket, and send through a toy car, a whole chicken, some fruit, and a steak. This is knife moves at 150 mph and could cut through anything.
Oh, and one time the knife blew up. It rocks.
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Allow Key & Peele to Translate Obama's Farewell Address
President Barack Obama is on his goodbye tour, making farewell addresses over his final two weeks in office. But what's he really saying?
On The Daily Show with Trevor Noah the other night, Keegan Michael Key dropped into translate, introducing the final "Obama Translator" sketch, which they dusted off from their old sketch show Key & Peel.
Say goodbye in anger with the final "Obama Translator."
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Uncle of the Year Shows Up to Niece’s Birth in a Suit Because First Impressions Still Mean Something Dammit
my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions matter" http://pic.twitter.com/KtNV4mvnDU
— iris kessler (@Iris_Elisabeth_) January 3, 2017
First impressions used to mean something in this world. Now, people walk out of their house in t-shirts, go to work without tie, and when was the last time you saw a nice pair of loafers? In the words of Staind, “It’s been a while.”
But that’s not the case for this new uncle, who arrived to the birth of his niece in a full suit because “first impressions matter.”
At least he put in the effort, and hey, it’s a pretty nice suit with a tie clip and everything. It’s not like my suit with the tie I accidentally dipped in the toilet and the shoes that I accidentally dipped in the toilet. Let’s just say that my sister’s wedding wasn’t a great time for me and my suit.
Anyway, people seem to love this dude, and why shouldn’t they? First impressions matter and this guys knows how to make one.
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Watch This Couple Demonstrate the Perils of Being Overly Romantic During a Proposal
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