Bold Pizza Delivery Guy Slips Private Note Under Woman's Door, Her Jealous Boyfriend Gets Him Fired

Does this guy sound jealous and insecure to you?

Don't get me wrong… Protecting your girlfriend (or any woman) from the unwanted advances of a creepy guy who doesn't know boundaries is the right thing to do. But it doesn't sound like this boyfriend had any idea what his girlfriend's relationship with this guy was. Not to mean that she has any sort of romantic relationship with this chap… But the boyfriend could definitely be overstepping if she is routinely friendly with him to the point that the delivery guy had a right to be concerned when there was suddenly a strange man in her apartment. If that's what the delivery guy was thinking… then he was doing exactly what the boyfriend thought he was doing: Protecting a woman from a creepy stranger. 

If the girlfriend was concerned about the driver's behavior then the boyfriend is completely right for his actions that followed. But, if he's just being jealous and completely overstepping and encroaching on his partner's relationships with other people, then he is just an insecure a-hole.

Twitter User Explains The Creation Of The Greatest Union, The Totwaffle

Waffles and tater tots inhabit very similar realms of fandom. They're simply foods that people are passionate about. Maybe it's the comfortable, almost nostalgic nature of these food items that give them deeper meaning. Maybe it's because they both have silly names.

Here we were, content in our own little world where tater tots and waffles hardly ever met, save for the odd breakfast buffet where someone couldn't be bothered to prep some hash browns.

But the culinary world is all about self expression and change, so naturally these two worlds of tot and waffle would be combined and perfected. Turns out it's really not that hard to smoosh a bunch of tater tots into a waffle iron, but the pomp and circumstance surrounding it is really what we crave. Also it looks very crispy, and that's a definite plus.

Here are some humorous and heinous food memes to pack that gullet.

Customer Refuses To Acknowledge Water Guy's Concerns, Gets House Flooded

Having hundreds of gallons of water pumped into your house is a lot like a relationship, in that communication is key. This customer didn't want to have a free alarm installed, and when told they might be mistaken, insisted on having their totally-not-empty water tank filled up again. As it so happens, they refused to listen to any expertise on the subject and ended up with a living room filled with 800 gallons of cool, refreshing water.

Extreme water damage is something that we wish upon almost no one, but if this customer had made even the slightest effort to fully understand what was happening under their own roof, they wouldn't have ended up living in a lake. Who is there to blame when you repeatedly demand to have your house flooded? It's not like this was even the easiest way to go about things. There was a procedure they could have followed, but apparently lions don't concern themselves with the standard operating procedures of water delivery.

For another fun customer interaction, here's the employee who reversed a customer's coin revenge by counting it all out.

Insane Mother Demands Cancer Patient's Bus Seat For Her Child, Assaults Him, Assaults Police Officer, Gets Arrested

A cancer patient was riding the bus home from his chemotherapy appointment when he was accosted by a raging karen on the bus. This entitled individual demanded his seat, called him a "skinhead POS" and started screaming at him. She then proceeded to assault him and then a police officer before being arrested and escorted off. Talk about an insane escalation of events. 

This incredible story was posted to the r/entitledparents subreddit where it stands as one of the most upvoted posts of all time on that sub. u/BigusSpekus tells the tale of the time that he was assaulted by a Karen on the bus and witnessed her getting arrested by a convenient cop. His relatively active account has since gone inactive as of the writing of the post so all we can do is hope that things worked out for the best for him with his treatment.

Read on for the full story below. It's a hell of a ride.

Jerk Sister Kills Brother's Bird While Housesitting, Demands Payment Anyways

When you have to leave your home for an extended period, whether a family emergency or an extended vacation, it's nice to know that you have someone you can rely on to take care of things around your home. Usually, your most significant concern would be your pets, but there's always the house plants and the garden to take care of. Heck, even having someone around to keep an eye on the place can bring you priceless peace of mind. 

It's devastating to return home and find that things haven't been taken care of as you had envisioned. Suddenly, that vacation seems a little bit less worthwhile. Now, you have to deal with replanting the garden or replacing your favorite plant… and plants can get surprisingly expensive (Have you heard of "tree law"?) Even worse still is coming home and suddenly having to mourn the loss of a beloved pet, as this poor lad had to.

Nothing will bring that bird back but, forget paying her; she should be paying compensation for her negligence.

Door-Licking Dog Might Be A Genius, Or He Just Likes Licking Doors

We can never be too sure of what's going on in the minds of our pets. We've got some pretty good ideas about it, like this dog who herded a lawn roomba or this tumblr thread about cats with Victorian accents. But before we can hook them up to a machine with a pasta-strainer helmet and ask them about it, we're left with our own observations and theories.

In this case, it looks like the dog has figured out the connection between "doors" and "outside" but the idea of "which door goes outside" seems to have dropped outside of its conceptual framework. What is left with a dog who will lick a door, any door, if he wants to go for a walk. Perhaps it was born out of convenience? Maybe he's onto something? Is this a moment of stark dog brilliance or just misplaced confusion? Maybe the answer is "well he's a dog."

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Farmer Goes Viral for Giving Hilarious "Woke" Farming Tips

Both conservative and liberal farmers are laughing at these.