This young and brash woman felt the need to toss a guy's meticulously assembled, reasonably creative powerpoint Tinder profile, on Twitter for the wolves to tear at. But instead, she found him ready to face her with shameless wit, which was met with widespread approval and respect from others on Twitter.
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This enthusiastic dad experienced the face of outrage in a very concerned principal, after teaching his kids extreme nerf gun war tactics. It sounds like he met the school's disapproval with nothing but proud admiration over his kids' performance in the nerf gun arena of chaos, within their school. Also, that school sounds quite intense! An overall enjoyable tale.
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Imgur user and adept Photoshopper bonebowl was able to catch his young son doing some pretty impressive things for a young man his age.
He says "Our son was born premature 9 weeks early weighing just under 3 lbs. I like to joke that he wasn't premature, he's just advanced. So I took some pictures of him doing some manly grown-up things."
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Mia Khalifa comes out swinging after being introduced as a former porn star, by this unsuspecting radio show host. The cringe is maxed out in this clip.
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The insult-savvy, roast-friendly community of Reddit claims their latest victim, in this willing dude who kicked things off by calling himself a "baked bean." That was a spicy tart, friend. From there, people absolutely had their way with hatching up the most creative combinations of degrading words, that they could find in the backs of their brains.
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Well, at least her big day was 96% perfect. I mean, in all fairness, weddings are extremely fragile events, highly susceptible to caving in on themselves for memorable fails, at ANY TIME. This is just our kind of story, when things did NOT go as planned.
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"What about Bob?..." This guy's coworker named Bob figured out how to play the system. And he did so for 15 years! Never underestimate the power of a clipboard, and what it can do for you when you're trying to look busy. That being said, Bob is the real MVP.
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Sometimes the fine print won't even help you. These immoral businesses tried to swindle customers with misleading bait and switch tactics, as well as comically strange lying strategies. We could give them credit for being clever, but we don't want to.
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Misfortune follows us throughout our lives. Sometimes you're trying to insult a celebrity. Sometimes you're trying to skip in front of traffic like a douche. Sometimes you're trying to give a person a compliment, create a work of art or fix something to the best of your ability. On all sides of the spectrum, there is failure.
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This angry pregnant woman melted down into a puddle of unwarranted rage, when she learned that pretty paintings from artists trying to make a living, AREN'T FREE. Who'duh thunk it. She tries and fails to get a rise out of the artist, with petty texts that serve as personal attacks on the artist's skills. I wonder if she's busy painting that picture she wanted so bad, herself, instead! Good luck...
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Here are some accounts of times things got extra real. Whether it was a transformative moment, a shocking one, or when something super awkward happened. If you're looking for a funnier change of pace, here's a hilariously stupid call Lawrence PD had to respond to.
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Sometimes you lose all control, and fall into one bone-rattling (hopefully not shattering) accident that the rest of the world calls a fail. And that's where we come in. We live for those clumsy moments of awkwardness freed to run amok.
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When the choosing beggar meets your sanely delayed text responses with a blatant and blind disregard for all the sh*t you have going on in your life....let them eat CAKE. This is pure and sweet-tasting justice. Warms the heart really.
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The wild parenting here comes from a loving place. That being said, the examples in this list err on the side of absolutely ridiculous. But hey, not ALL of these kids look like they're having a terrible time of it.
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This woman's panicked story about showing up to a job interview after a rushed, productive morning is the stuff of nightmarish fever dreams. Seriously. Even then, it makes sense. We get caught up in the motions of our day, and sometimes through that movement we forget to look down and confirm that we are, in fact, carrying said motions out with pants on. I want to take a moment to commend her for returning the coat hanger too. That alone is a green flag for a company considering hiring her!
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