Jimmy Kimmel Pays Tribute to Both the Best Leprechaun Sighting of All Time and the Best News Report of All Time

One of the greatest things that ever happened to the internet happened a little over a decade ago, when an entire community in Mobile, Al was convinced they had a leprechaun running around their town. It's just so great, I don't even know what to do with it. 

It's legend has grown in stature of the years, thanks in large part to this police artist sketch:



God, that's great. Jimmy Kimmel paid tribute to the video last night on his show, airing clips from this most special of viral videos. Enjoy the tribute and the original video. Happy St. Patrick's Day. 

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White House Accidentally Emails Press Actual Fake News Because, Yup, They Just Read the Headline to a Satire Piece and Hit Send

God dammit. 

I'm starting to feel a little bad about how often I have to fire up my computer and let you guys know all the ways why electing a reality-TV gameshow host was a bad idea. No, I'm not. He sucks. Well, here's another one. 

Despite telling Tucker Carlson that he loves to read, Trump and his White House do not read. That's why they sent out this email earlier today, which links to a friggin' satirical article in the Washington Post. 

.@WhiteHouse sent out an email (and still has online) satire article from @petridishes mocking their budget bc nobody read past headline. http://pic.twitter.com/oK2A7bTj9c

— Zach Wahls (@ZachWahls) March 17, 2017

The article entitled "Trump's budget makes perfect sense and will fix America, and I will tell you why" comes from a columnist Alexandra Petri, who writes humor columns for the Post. But, come on, that headline seems like it was written by our president, so you can see why he wanted everyone to see it and, presumably, print it out and hang it on their fridge. 

This was in today's email from the White House. So clearly, literally no one read the linked piece by @petridishes, did they? http://pic.twitter.com/1cqoDbqgTg

— Molly Templeton (@mollytempleton) March 17, 2017

Please get it together, Donny. Your finger is on the button. 

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Dude Laughs Off Girl's Savage Assessment of His Naked Body On Unbelievably High Cringe TV Show

Look closely and you'll see the pained eyes of a young lad who just had his dignity demolished, ego eradicated, and manhood quite literally assailed. The fact that this interaction takes place on live TV, no less, is beyond comprehension. Are the Aussies hurting that bad for new show ideas? I mean for real. What the f*ck are they smoking down unda, and can I have some?

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Tagged: naked , news , cringe , Awkward , australia

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People Are Trolling the Shit Out of Donald Trump After His St. Patrick's Day Tweet

Donald Trump's kept it pretty low key on Twitter in recent days. That didn't stop him from penning a little St. Paddy's Day sentiment though. If only he'd spellchecked before sending it off though. Then again, would we expect anything less than this from the guy with a wide-reaching, well-developed reputation already for spelling shit in his own language incorrectly?

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Tagged: twitter , St Patrick's Day , trolling , funny

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Watch a Man Smash a Cinder Block on Don Mattingly's Chest Because, Yeah, Donnie Baseball's Still Got It

If you're like me, then Don Mattingly is best known as that player who refused to shave his sideburns on that episode of The Simpsons. If you're not like me, you know him as one of the best ballplayers of all time. 



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During his 12 year run in the majors, he won nine Golden Gloves, was an American League batting champion and RBI leader. He was pretty great. Now, well, he's doing one better. He's getting a cinder block smashed on his chest as the manager for the Miami Marlins. Oh, hell yeah. 

So... this happened. 👀

Thanks to @ClaimTheVictory & Donnie Moore of Radical Reality for stopping by for some fun today! http://pic.twitter.com/c58lap03Jr

— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) March 15, 2017

So, that just goes to show you, if you count Donnie out, he's going to do something really, really cool. 

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Tagged: sledgehammer , baseball

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Guy Gets Dumped By GF On Group Chat, Proceeds to Get Relentlessly Barraged By Hilarious Video Game Puns

In all fairness our freshly dumped broheme of the hour invited this unforgiving, though definitely hilarious, onslaught of video game-themed puns from his 'buddies' on himself. Buckle up and enjoy one highly entertaining group chat.

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Tagged: FAIL , pun , trolling , conversation , video games , dating

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30 Hilarious Conversations That Were Born From the Ashes of Failure

It's always fun to be on the receiving end of a wrong text. To this day I have a woman who texts me semi frequently thinking I'm the mother of her son's friend. Last I checked, I don't have any kids, unless I blacked out for the last 12 years of my life and started a family I don't even know about. 

Even then, I'd be a hideously hairy and bearded mother. 

Anyways, here are some hilarious moments born from the ashes of failure, like some kind of fail phoenix. 

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Woman Proposes to Boyfriend at Hockey Game with Doritos Bouquet

Who says romance is dead? 

At a Vancouver Canucks game, a woman proposed to her boyfriend with the key to any man's heart: A bouquet of Doritos.

How did you guys get engaged?
Oh you know, #Canucks Puck Shuffle proposal! http://pic.twitter.com/3tR7I0mHCv

— Vancouver Canucks (@Canucks) March 17, 2017

Did I say key to any man's heart? I meant, key to any man's heart attack. 

People are cleaning tears and Doritos dust after this one. 

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13 Ridiculous Tinder Conversations That Showcase the Rampant Trolling on Dating Apps

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New Ridiculous Spring Break Partying Trend Involves Chugging Booze Through Girls' Cleavage and Ass Cracks

Remember when the ice luge was one of the most exciting innovations to strike the party scenes where we were all trying to get drunk in new ways as fast as possible? Yeah. Those were the (cleaner) days. Some frat king or blacked out boozehound managed to inspire a new movement recently though: chugging anything within sight through a willing lady's cleavage and/or ass crack. Yep. Had to double take that one myself. You'll have to see these videos to believe it. Does bring to mind though: have you really lived until you've guzzled beer through a pair of boobs?

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Tagged: drinking , drunk , ridiculous , spring break , trends , partying

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Twitter User Shows Sean Spicer Why He Shouldn't Wear a Green Tie on TV in Best Way Possible

Sean Spicer has a lot of fashion problems. From his upside-down flag to that time Trump made fun of his frumpy suit, Defensive Spice is rarely dressed for the occasion even when he is. 

Wearing a green tie in celebration of St. Patrick's Day, Sean Spicer spent yesterday afternoon reaffirming the president's debunked claim that Obama wiretapped him. However, as Buzzfeed's Jesse McLaren pointed out, green ties aren't great for camera:

What happens when u wear a green tie on TV 😭 http://pic.twitter.com/gAohulqeck

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) March 16, 2017

Obviously, everyone loves this because it's perfect. Just kiss the tips great. 

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The Daily FAIL: Get Ready for a Fabulous Friday

Happy St. Patrick's Day and happy Friday FAILers! Don't let the day get too rowdy and out of hand. Although, it would give us more content to post tomorrow. 

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20 Ridiculous Irish Poses That Perfectly Capture the Booze-Fueled Hilariousness of St. Paddy's Day

Ah, St. Paddy's Day has finally rolled into booze-ridden, dizzied view yet again. The boozehounds have finally found a decent enough excuse to carpe that diem. Bars near and far offer up questionably generous drinking specials that almost always seem to result in someone (maybe you) stuffing your face full of grease-soaked food with ferocious intensity, after going one too many rounds with that good 'ol pal named Jameson. 

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Tagged: drinking , FAIL , drunk , St Patrick's Day , Ireland , funny

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All of Trump's New Policies Are Falling Apart So Let Dr. Seth Meyers Take a Closer Look At Them

Pretty shitty week for that reality-TV gameshow host who's really struggling to be president right now. His travel ban was blocked because his cronies couldn't stop bragging about how racist it was, his wiretapping claim is bunk, and his budget plan is putting a halt to those pesky Meals on Wheels senior. Wow, pretty dumb stuff to have read or write about the leader of the free world. 

Anyway, Seth Meyers is getting us through it because Seth funny. Funny is good. Cutting PBS bad. 

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Tagged: donald trump , comedy , politics

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Happy St. Patrick's Day: Watch Paul Ryan Upset the Irish on Twitter By Raising a Sad Looking Guinness

Cute. I remember my first beer. 

Yesterday, at an event where that reality-TV gameshow host who became president last year with the Irish Prime Minister, House speaker Paul Ryan raised a pathetic glass of Guinness and nearly set off an international incident. Watch as Paul Ryan attempts to fit in with normal folk as if he wasn't actively trying to kill normal people by gutting medicaid. 

This is not going over well on the internet, as people are mortified at Paul Ryan's beer and the idea of him drinking it. Sure this is nit picky, but Paul Ryan suck, so whatever. Enjoy people making fun of this turd. 

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20 Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind Clear Through to Next Week

The Showerthoughts subreddit is a place of magical insight and wisdom. It is a place that, without fail, proceeds to blow our minds. 

Here are 20 to wash over your thoughts. 

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For No Reason At All Here Are A Bunch of De-Classified Nuclear Bomb Test Videos

As the Doomsday Clock ticks closer and closer to Earth's demise, it's probably worth a quick peak at what exactly we're in for.

Uploaded by Greg Spriggs of the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in Livermore California, the videos span between 1945 and 1992, showing but a fraction of the some 10,000 filmed explosions that exist. 

So sit back, apply some SPF 10,000,000 sunscreen, pop on your shades, and chill out to the sights of destruction. 

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